The Jay

she/her | 30s hi i like boardgames and good paper and pretend racing and weird books and lesbians

[jay-wiggler]

i love writing letters i love writing letters i love writing letters this paper feels so nice

[roxxybunny]

fat femmes were crafted by god in her own image & deserve to be worshipped as deities

reblog bc u agree & ur not a lil bitch

[tvguts]

yesterday i had a nice southern teenager call me "ma'am" and then look at me and go, in a well-meaning tone, "uhhhh, if you go by ma'am. sorry if not." and i had to be like yeah man ma'am is fine. appreciate you being inclusive though. i could almost see the little warning pop up in his UI-- hold up! people with blue hair often have pronouns. are you sure you want to address this individual with a gendered term?

[fullmetalfisting]

[jay-wiggler]

oh my god i'm going to fucking cum

[jay-wiggler]

uuunnngggghhhhghghghhhg

[jay-wiggler]

oh my god i'm going to fucking cum

[alexanderwales]

An idiot robin has built a nest on top of our garage door motor. The nest was constructed so the chain that drives the door is actually a part of the nest, and if we open or close the garage door, the whole thing is going to get torn apart. So I guess the garage door is staying open for as long as it takes for these eggs to hatch and these birds to leave the nest.

My wife has set up a camera to continuously monitor the situation.

Wife: Maybe we should set up some padding beneath where they'll fall out of the nest? Normally they fall onto grass, not concrete. Me: Seems like we're really coddling these birds. Wife: Well, yeah. Me: I just don't want you to get invested. Wife: Way, way too late for that. I'm all in.

So we're keeping the garage door open for a few weeks, I guess. Whenever I go to use the car, the robin flies away from the nest and watches me cautiously to see whether I'm going to kill her babies, and I can't help but find that a little bit rude of her.

[alexanderwales]

Pictured here, the robin hopping into her nest to settle in for some egg warming.

[alexanderwales]

Two of the three eggs have hatched, these are some ugly babies.

[nicktandy]

Some rally fans confuse tf outta me. U don't like Ogier u didn't like Ott u don't like Sami or Solberg. What do u ppl even like. Thierry Neuville? Groundbreaking

[jay-wiggler]

How do people not like Ott or Sami??? They are so fun??? Ogier I kind of get although I don't agree but my scandi boys??? Unbelievable

[threedollarsdotcom]

yaouch! that hurts me when you hit me until I'm blood

[pangur-and-grim]

I found your book in my local mall yesterday and my bf had to try to take me seriously when I froze and said "KNOW THAT GUY!! I FOLLOW THEM ON TUMBLR! THEY'RE THE ONE WITH THE WEIRD CATS!!"

(I bought it, obviously, along with a $3.99 clearance copy of The Color Purple. It was a good mall day)

very purple themed purchases! that's awesome

[orcboxer]

She was evil as fuck but I gotta hand it to Carmilla in the Castlevania anime: she did all that shit in heels

[fairycosmos]

person who genuinely hates themselves so much they can barely look anyone in the eye: i must remain humble lest my hideous ego spiral out of control

[dasmidna]

Mārtinš you are aware that you don't need to feed your car yes??

[jay-wiggler]

PUMAS NEED THEIR ROUGHAGE IT'S HEALTHY

[digitaldiscipline]

This is the 85 year old creator of Roger Rabbit:

[dasmidna]

I want to apologize on behalf of his mother for bringing him into his world, bro looks ready to either cry or bite someone

[laura-mueller]

13th gravel rally in a row elfyn is sweeping.

[jay-wiggler]

mister grindr may I please have one (1) dick to suck that isn't attached to somebody pushy or scary or weirdly obsessed with race. Is that too much to ask