The Jay

she/her | 30s hi i like boardgames and good paper and pretend racing and weird books and lesbians

[batshit-auspol]

Here's our most requested item: Bob Katter's same-sex marriage speech, in all its unhinged glory

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[haveyoureadthisbook-poll]

Have you read Apparently, Sir Cameron Needs to Die by Greer Stothers (2026)?

yes

no

I didn't finish it

I've never heard of it

Remaining time: 4 days 34 minutes

[hellenhighwater]

My brother had lost the right to mock my deeply unwise vending machine purchase because he's spending his weekend driving to Iowa to buy a 1954 Cadillac limousine.

He doesn't have an explanation for this other than the fact that it's cool. And honestly, that's a pretty compelling argument

[hellenhighwater]

Oh good, he's named it.

[hellenhighwater]

He got her and she's gargantuan

[hellenhighwater]

THE BIG is home!!

[hellenhighwater]

Update: brother says: tell your internet people- I’ve been making the car shiny and it is COOL.

He's correct. This is excellent.

[hellenhighwater]

I left my brother unattended he traded the little corvair next to THE BIG for this thing. I think he's building an armada

He is casting spell of car repair on it, I think.

[hellenhighwater]

Brother has been left unattended and has gotten himself a 1970 Cadillac DeVille.

And now it just needs a plate!

Other options are LONNNG and LOMMMG.

it should definitely be

LOMG

LONNNG

LOMMMG

Voting ended onJun 4

[autumnarchfeyartwork]

Pride Orks commission

[targetedknowledge]

[jay-wiggler]

hilarious that the real racing drivers are just as big fuckups as the people in sims are sometimes it seems like the only thing holding them back is the fact that it costs so much money

[sunderwight]

Evil wizard tasteful pin-up magazine but it's all photos of like, skinny old goths coyly fingering cursed amulets, long-bearded sorcerers doing the 'oopsie' pose as their corrosive destruction spell destroys enough of their own robes to show some skin, naked desiccated lich king positioning his staff of human skulls just so it leaves something to the imagination, dark knights in full armor just holding their soul-eating blades out in front of their codpieces, orc chieftain who did not understand the assignment and is posing with a monster he killed like one of those guys-with-fish photos. Or maybe he DID understand the assignment. Hmm.

[rahatlin]

@evilwizard are you in that?

[evilwizard]

i should sell this

[jay-wiggler]

@pangur-and-grim perhaps merulo could make an appearance i can just hear him complaining about it now as cameron enthusiastically encourages him fully aware of how ridiculous it is and still fully in love and maybe more than a little horny

[lesbianartandartists]

Tina Fiveash, A gay morning tea, from the series ‘Stories for Girls,’ 1994

[long4jimshort4gabriel]

@official-boob-posts

[official-boob-posts]

god lesbians are my favorite

[tinylilemrys]

The writer's barely disguised longing for a soft life shared with someone who loves them

[cuunos]

hey can everyone do me a favor and put in the tags why they chose their name? even if you don't go by a chosen name irl, you can put why you chose your online name.

[jay-wiggler]

[jay-wiggler]

[jay-wiggler]

[theirisianprincess]

[official-boob-posts]

official boob post

[jay-wiggler]

salmon steak on sale at the grocery store i didn't realize you could literally just cook it medium rare in the pan exactly like i would a normal steak turned out great. salt pepper rosemary thyme for the salmon the taters were parboiled then baked at 450 with a diced bell pepper and 1/2 onion. They didn't turn out very crispy, i think i should have put them on my really big baking pan. or cooked them longer?

[b0tster]

hehe

[jay-wiggler]

for the first time since march 6 2024 my weight starts with a 3 i am definitely crying

[jame7t]

saw a job listing to become bowser’s new penis. let’s just say i got the job.