Extrovert things no one talks about:
Would rather be lonely in public than alone.
Only wanting to hang at the precise moments no one is available, yet everyone crawls out the woodwork asking to hang the moment your at work/falling asleep/ hanging out with someone else.
Me: We are at a social event! We love those! Let's socialize. Brain. No. Not happening. ME: Wait, why not? Brain: Dunno. No particular reason. But we absolutely cannot socialize right now. Me: Alright. Then let's leave. Brain. No. We can't leave until we socialize.
Leaving a high energy event and suddenly wanting to cry/feeling loss/panic or other negative emotions at the sudden drop in stimulation
In a bad mood and simultaneously want to socialize to feel better and also never interact with another person ever again because you feel like shit
Hitting the glass ceiling and suddenly all socializing is EVIL and you need to leave NOW
Finally, you somehow attract introverts like moths to a flame and have no idea how you got all these introvert buddies or why none of them want to go clubbing at a moment's notice like you do.
