#eye doc

[shifting-lark]

I just got my eyes dialated (waiting for doctor) but holy ahit I can’t see anything. I’m typing through muscle memory. I’ll check this post later to see if it’s coherent ???? Every letter is just a blur lmao

Send me asks and I’ll try to respond basically blind HAHAHHA /lighthearted

[nerdymom4]

At the eye dr! This is the first place I’ve gone during this whole thing where I’ve had to wear a mask!

[americanqueen13]

Graduating as an eye DOCTOR next May!!!! I’ve been working so hard the past 8 years and it’s finally happening 😭

[anony-mouse-writer]

how do super here's get eye appts? like. Superman cant go to an eye doctor. or a regular doctor. his biology would be different. but what if he got, like, the Kryptonian version of shortsightedness? how would he cope? how would he get a treatment? and what about supervillains? you'd have to trust someone ti give you a check up and then possibly do something that would impair you for hours. like dilation . i mean, some of them might have civilian identities, but what about like Ras Al Ghul? who checks his eyes to see if he needs glasses?

[shifting-lark]

I HAVE PERFECT VISION NORMALLY IS THIS WHAT BAD EYESIGHT IS LIKE

People live like this without glasses

How?????

ITS SO ANNOYING THE FUCK

[anony-mouse-writer]

dilation is fucking weird. i can feel the backs of my eyelids...

[fishthegenderwiz]

Everywhere I found my optometrist online yesterday had their old address only (they moved locations in August) and had them open on Sundays.

I just called to verify that (which is how I found out they moved in August; because their voicemail message says "we will be moving in August!"), and the hours listed in the voicemail has them open from Monday to Saturday.. so I will be going tomorrow morning instead to get new contacts.

And also I will be leaving them a note telling them that their web presence is incorrect everywhere, Yelp, Google, Yahoo, mapquest, yellow Pages. All of it has the old address. You would think that being a business/ service, that was something that they would have cared enough to change really soon after moving??

[persnrandm]

*Doc puts in numbing eye drops*

*Eye pain*

Me: 0/10 would not reccommend

Doc: *laughs* is that what they do these days?

Me: on tumblr they do.

Doc: that’s still a thing?

Me: I’m mostly on their for the Undertale artists.

*neglects to mention memes and scripts*

Doc: now, I’ve gotta these too. Lean back and open your eye

Me: urgh! Ah! Frrrr! I can’t doc. This is the hardest thing I’ve done in my fucking life.

*puts head in hands in defeat*

Doc: it’s alright, I’ll hold them open for you. Afterall, my finger is stronger than your eye lid.

Me: what doc? You’ve been working out. That typing is really paying off.

Doc: *chuckles*

Me: *smug as I realize how suave I am*

Meanwhile: the sweet sweet eye drugs making everything double

Me: am I trippin’, butterfly boy?