*Doc puts in numbing eye drops*
Me: 0/10 would not reccommend
Doc: *laughs* is that what they do these days?
Doc: that’s still a thing?
Me: I’m mostly on their for the Undertale artists.
*neglects to mention memes and scripts*
Doc: now, I’ve gotta these too. Lean back and open your eye
Me: urgh! Ah! Frrrr! I can’t doc. This is the hardest thing I’ve done in my fucking life.
*puts head in hands in defeat*
Doc: it’s alright, I’ll hold them open for you. Afterall, my finger is stronger than your eye lid.
Me: what doc? You’ve been working out. That typing is really paying off.
Me: *smug as I realize how suave I am*
Meanwhile: the sweet sweet eye drugs making everything double
Me: am I trippin’, butterfly boy?