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[anony-mouse-writer]

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heyo, im mouse

i don't have a blog theme or subject because the brainrot is real and i cannot separate it out. i tried, and you can find the attempts scattered around under various other anony-mouse-[word] blog names

my tags are both comments and also for blacklisting. i'll tag for spoilers within a day or so of something new coming out unless someone asks me to keep tagging it for longer.

blacklist tags: #us politics, #food. (previously #food cw), #abuse cw, #rape cw

fandom tags: regulars: #tma, #batfam, #dc, #marvel, #leverage, #su

minecraft youtube: #mcyt (applies to all), #hermitcraft, #hc9, #trafficblr, #dlsmp, #empires smp, #dsmp

personal tags: #op, #mouse's life, #mouse's writing, #mouse's soapbox, #mouse's musings

let me know if I miss any tags or if you need me to add a new blacklist tag!

[magicalmanhattanproject]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Original Trilogy Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Breha Organa & Darth Vader Characters: Breha Organa, Anakin Skywalker | Darth Vader Additional Tags: Women Being Awesome, Darth Vader Finds Out Leia Organa is Padmé Amidala and Anakin Skywalker’s Child, Good Parents Bail Organa and Breha Organa, POV Breha Organa, BAMF Breha Organa, Disability, Planet Alderaan (Star Wars), Darth Vader is a Disaster, Darth Vader Has Issues, Darth Vader’s Suit is a Medical Abomination, Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Holding Oneself Hostage, Expecting to Die, Force Mind Reading (Star Wars), Force Choking (Star Wars), Character Study, That One Conversation You Wish Canon Had, Darth Vader’s Mommy Issues, Mommy Issues Summary:

As a new moon hangs over Alderaan, Darth Vader comes to Breha Organa to discuss the matter of Princess Leia.

“Let us imagine a daughter of Padmé Amidala,” Breha offers. A peace offering. “A daughter of the Emperor’s most beloved martyr. How could such a girl, if she did exist, ever grow out of that shadow? Would it not be cruel to raise her under such… public scrutiny?”

Vader doesn’t answer. His harsh, rasping breath fills the inches between them. Breha’s pulmonodes work silently, glowing in her chest, warmer and fuller than the harsh pinpricks of his suit. There are pleasing aesthetics to be had in refusing to submit to flesh. Useful ones.

Vader takes a step back, folds his hands behind him. The menace of him still fills the room, but it’s his own attempt at a peace offering. As much as violence begets violence, peace begets peace just the same. Whether that will be enough to survive this encounter remains to be seen. How fortunate for Breha that she has already made her peace with death.

“Why was I not informed?” Vader asks.

“Why would you be?”

[daco-showman]

why can rockstar games institutionalise you for life like nikita kruschev for being autistic

[transhuman-priestess]

He didn't steal 10 million dollars. They made that number up as a loss, they never fucking had it. Rockstar has spent more than a billion fucking dollars on GTA VI and will likely make billions more when it gets released.

Uber is a fucking shell game of a company designed to leech investor capital and output bootleg cabs.

Nvidia posted a profit in 2023 of $4.37 billion. This is like someone stealing less than a penny from me.

And they lock this kid in a prison hospital for LIFE?

Capitalism is disgusting.

[fuckblast]

Nobody should buy GTA til they free Arion Kurtaj

[transhuman-priestess]

What with GTA VI going up for pre-order i'd just like to remind everyone that rockstar conspired with the UK government to lock an 18-year-old away for life for hacking them.

[radiofreederry]

Lol

[cavegirlpoems]

I cannot stop laughing at the idea that socialism ignores humanity’s highest spiritual ideal: owning yachts.

[stackslip]

we're moving to an internet where children would be banned from reaching out for help and friendship online but abusive parents can post their children's every second online to humiliate and expose them for money with no pushback

[hiveswap]

Everyone go look up the song nasa banned from space

[hiveswap]

Don't forget to play it loud as fuck

[kowai-kabuki-tanuki]

please….listen to the whole thing. And imagine that you are IN SPACE in 1973 and you JUST woke up. Every time you adjust…it escalates somehow.

This song had to be designed in a lab for the sole purpose of fucking with astronauts. whoever added it to the NASA playlist was a genius.

[hiveswap]

It took them two tries to ban it?

[kvotheunkvothe]

[victusinveritas]

There's worse to come, folks. Strap in and stay strapped.

[queen-mihai]

So this is how they try to fight back, huh. The next 50 protests need to all be screaming PRAIRIELAND! and for each of them to be freed.

I think maybe it's time for a few more corporations to lose some money

[victusinveritas]

More bad shit.

[cloevr]

real life: sorry im just not a social media kind of guy… i wanna live in the moment y’know…. im like really private i like having secrets

on tumblr at 11:41 pm : guess whose period just started while watching fraggle rock season 1 episode 17

[fourleafisland]

[anony-mouse-writer]

The covers: cute children who probably have more responsibilities than is wise to place on a child

The story: about 70% the MC stabbing people in the head

(the last 30 percent is kids her age thinking she’s the coolest shit since sliced bread and competent adults around her trying to parent the feral child into something resembling a human person rather than an over-serious whirlwind of knives)

[morepopcornplease]

fake Goncharov fans don’t even realize that Scorsese did NOT direct the 1973 cult classic. he was executive producer. 🤦‍♀️

The actual director is Natted JWHJ0715, and they deserve credit!!!

[onstoryladders]

It's Matteo JWHJ0715!!!!! Very talented director (italian mother, license plate father)

[official-lucifers-child]

[sunflowerbutch]

me: *googling what kind of bike helmet i should get*

search result 1, AI-generated article: Since the dawn of time, humans have wondered what kind of bike helmet is best for protecting their cranium and lower intestine. In the event that you find yourself with a bike helmet, you must find a way to save your family. Therefore, we have compiled a list of qualities to look for. First, sodium content is of great importance when biking your helmet.

search results 2, 3, and 4: sponsored ads for bike helmets on amazon

search result 5, reddit thread: bikeaholic363736: hey guys, do any of you have experience with the windslapper 30g helmet from spronklegear?

spokejunkie666: it's probably the best helmet on the market right now. if you're not using the windslapper you might as well just be riding your bike into a woodchipper

handlebar_hamburglar: idiot. we've had this thread a hundred times. don't the mods enforce the repost ban anymore? OP, don't listen to spokejunkie. the windslapper is the leading cause of death in the netherlands

[thememedaddy]

[chucktaylorupset]

(via hornedchick)

Kurt Vonnegut wrote: “When I was 15, I spent a month working on an archeological dig. I was talking to one of the archeologists one day during our lunch break and he asked those kinds of “getting to know you” questions you ask young people: Do you play sports? What’s your favorite subject? And I told him, no I don’t play any sports. I do theater, I’m in choir, I play the violin and piano, I used to take art classes.

And he went WOW. That’s amazing! And I said, “Oh no, but I’m not any good at ANY of them.”

And he said something then that I will never forget and which absolutely blew my mind because no one had ever said anything like it to me before: “I don’t think being good at things is the point of doing them. I think you’ve got all these wonderful experiences with different skills, and that all teaches you things and makes you an interesting person, no matter how well you do them.”

And that honestly changed my life. Because I went from a failure, someone who hadn’t been talented enough at anything to excel, to someone who did things because I enjoyed them. I had been raised in such an achievement-oriented environment, so inundated with the myth of Talent, that I thought it was only worth doing things if you could “Win” at them.

[this-is-a-love-story-isnt-it]

This insane update from Neocities

[prokopetz]

Game where the ancient hero is awakened from the deathless sleep of centuries in the hour of their people's greatest need, only to find that civilisation is thriving and there are no obvious threats on the horizon; the game then becomes a fish-out-of-water detective sim as they try to figure out what woke them up, and also solve other, smaller mysteries along the way.

[nearo]

[boymounter]

[shamebats]

We really do need to bring back the word "trolling" and warning ppl not to feed the trolls

[shamebats]

That TikTok of ppl pouring tomato sauce directly on the counter, adding spaghetti & mixing it with their hands while commenting how great of an idea it is? Yeah, we used to call that trolling, it's pathetic & bc all they want from it is attention, the best thing is not to give them any. Block & move on.

I keep seeing it on here too. Someone comments something outrageous on a post & gets dozens of ppl to respond, filling the entire comment section & making it unusable. And on Instagram, a comment saying "I hate colors" on a post of someone showing off colorful art gets 100 replies while positive comments get none. Congrats, you've fed the troll. Now stop doing it.

[shamebats]

Trolling used to get you banned from forums. Now they call you an influencer and give you brand deals & ad revenue. That's why it's more important than ever not to feed the trolls, especially in spaces where any attention is good attention and getting yelled at by 10k ppl in the comments counts as "engagement", boosting your troll post in the algorithm.

[mrv3000]

This is important to remember with USA election season gearing up again. (I'm sorry, non-USA peoples.) The bothsidesism assholes will start getting louder and they're either trolls, idiots, and/or want you to not vote, and in any of those cases, just block the fuckers.

[anony-mouse-writer]

avid and karina’s back to back resignations are giving me fucking Issues.

is there a similar thing? probably not.

Does my brain scream at me about patterns and parallels? yes.