#eye meat

[emilsgrippers]

I forgot the word for eyelids and somehow ended up calling it eye meat with full seriousness. Complete seriousness, I thought I was saying eyelids till I repeated it. I was saying eye meat.- 🦇

oh my goodness.

[cervicrazed]

Eye Candy implies the existence of other eye foods, meaning there is an eye food pyramid meaning there was an eye world war to create the eye food pyramid and that later it was changed to an eye food plate before completely being dropped altogether.

My point is I can say Eye Meat and there's nothing you can do to stop me

[2-scoops-please]

What If...

What if whenever someone gained weight it would go straight to their pretty little eyes. So people who would normally be obese would just have an abundance of eye meant seeping out between their lids; the rest of their body would be very healthy looking though.