The anatomy of a minion.
Have you ever wondered how minions reproduce? Well, let me explain.
A long, long time ago, minions and bananas were on the same evolutionary path, but then minions split off of the evolutionary path, making them evolve to be more complex organisms than bananas are. This is also one of the factors that leads to minions being so yellow.
All minions are female. All banana are male. Minions and bananas are the closest know relatives to each other and they also have a symbiotic relationship, as minions use bananas to reproduce. As you can see in figure 1, all minions have a vaginal cavity. When a minion wants to reproduce it will get a banana, and peel it, as seen in figure 2. The minion will then push the banana into it’s woman cave, and move it in and out, deeper and deeper, until most of it becomes mashed up.
At this point, a chemical reaction happens between the high potassium content of the banana and the vaginal secretions of the minion’s flesh cave. This chemical reaction causes a minion zygote to form, which eventually develops into a minion baby. The rest of the banana is stored away deep into the skin folds of the vagina, and the nutrients of the remaining banana are uses to nourish the developing minion. That is another reason as to why minions end up so yellow.
Minions are obsessed bananas because all of them are sex addicts, so they can’t stop talking about bananas.