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Happy birthday, @ezra-blue !
Compulsory Figure ** Rated G ** Promnis
Whisked away on a rare weekend holiday together, Prompto tempts Ignis to go ice skating with him. The only problem? Ignis has never skated before in his life.
Read it here:
https://archiveofourown.org/works/35556205
Day seven’s fic is ‘Thy Brother’s Keeper’ by @ezra-blue with accompanying art by @scararts
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Gojyo, Sanzo, and Hakkai, while Goku dies of laughter in the background?
Been trying to get this in a good way for a while so…
Thank you, Blue. This has been so delightful.
Outfits from Sleepaway Camp.
You know you want me to ask about Gojyo's playlist.
YES I DO!! But only five... hmmm that’s hard... I have some many playlists I can draw from. I’m going to go with the five that I’m most interested in listening to right now that fit
Holy Branches by Radical Face
Homesick by Radical Face
Silence by Marshmello feat. Khalid
My Body by Young the Giant
27 by Fall Out Boy
Jiroushin and Kanzeon, naturally, for the Ultimate Ship ask, please!
ultimate ship meme | open to everyone | cut for length
Send in two (or more) names and I’ll fill all this out about the ship!
General:
Rate the Ship - Awful | Ew | No pics pls | I’m not comfortable | Alright | I like it! | Got Pics? | Let’s do it! | Why is this not getting more attention?! | The OTP to rule all other OTPs
How long will they last? - literally until the heat death of the universe
How quickly did/will they fall in love? - no one is really sure about this because no one really remembers a time before they were A Thing
How was their first kiss? - almost certainly Kanzeon’s fault entirely
Wedding: This was all hard to answer because I didn’t picture them really doing anything formal, they’re just A Couple and That’s That. But for the sake of the meme...
Who proposed? - Kanzeon
Who is the best man/men? -
Who is the braid’s maid(s)? -
Who did the most planning? - Jiroushin
Who stressed the most? - Kanzeon “Stress is for peasants” Bosatsu does not stress. (Jiroushin)
How fancy was the ceremony? - Back of a pickup truck | 2 | 3 | 4 | Normal Church Wedding | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Kate and William wish they were this big.
Who was specifically not invited to the wedding? - Li Touten
Sex:
Who is on top? - lmao Bosatsu obvi (did anyone question this I mean fr)
Who is the one to instigate things? - Kanzeon
How healthy is their sex life? - Barely touch themselves let alone each other | 2 | 3 | 4 | Once a couple weeks, nothing overboard | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They are humping each other on the couch right now
How kinky are they? - Straight missionary with the lights off | 2 | 3 | 4 | Might try some butt stuff and toys | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Don’t go into the sex dungeon without a horse’s head
How long do they normally last? - honestly I don’t know that humans can really comprehend so I’m just gonna skip this one over
Do they make sure each person gets an equal amount of orgasms? - How to delicately say “lol no”
How rough are they in bed? - Softer than a butterfly on the back of a bunny | 2 | 3 | 4 | The bed’s shaking and squeaking every time | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Their dirty talk is so vulgar it’d make Dwayne Johnson blush. Also, the wall’s so weak it could collapse the next time they do it.
How much cuddling/snuggling do they do? - No touching after sex | 2 | 3 | 4 | A little spooning at night, or on the couch, but not in public | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They snuggle and kiss more often than a teen couple on their fifth date to a pillow factory.
Children:
How many children will they have naturally? - 3 (ask me about them)
How many children will they adopt? - I have no idea bc Kanzeon has this whole Human Foundling thing she thinks is funny but the problem with being immortal and having mortal adoptive kids is that eventually they die as as the eons go on they kinda start to blend together
Who gets stuck with the most diapers? - Jiroushin
Who is the stricter parent? - Jiroushin
Who stops the kid(s) from doing dangerous stunts after school? - Jiroushin
Who remembers to pack the lunch(es)? - Jiroushin
Who is the more loved parent? - They’re both loved more or less equally. Although Jiroushin is the one who does the real heavy lifting in terms of discipline and what, everyone gets along pretty darn well.
Who is more likely to attend the PTA meetings? Jiroushin, but Kanzeon gets dragged along
Who cried the most at graduation? - Jiroushin
Who is more likely to bail the child(ren) out of trouble with the law? - My mother, the goddess of love, mercy, and flirting your way out of a ticket
Cooking:
Who does the most cooking? - Jiroushin when they don’t order out
Who is the most picky in their food choice? - neither one is especially
Who does the grocery shopping? - Jiroushin
How often do they bake desserts? - hardly ever, although their daughter Miru is a good baker
Are they more of a meat lover or a salad eater? - something something Buddhism and vegetarianism something
Who is more likely to surprise the other(s) with an anniversary dinner? - Jiroushin. Kanzeon loses track of time a lot.
Who is more likely to suggest going out? - Kanzeon
Who is more likely to burn the house down accidently while cooking? - Jiroushin is neat but he’s not a fantastic cook. They order in a lot.
Chores:
Who cleans the room? - Jiroushin
Who is really against chores? - If YOU were a goddess would YOU do the chores?
Who cleans up after the pets? - Jiroushin
Who is more likely to sweep everything under the rug? - Kanzeon except she doesn’t sweep.
Who stresses the most when guests are coming over? - one recalls that stress is for peasants
Who found a dollar between the couch cushions while cleaning? - Jiroushin, but it got snatched and put in the swear jar immediately to make up for all the money Kanzeon had to take out of it for a diatribe about soccer. (No. I don’t know why there’s a swear jar.)
Misc:
Who takes the longer showers/baths? - Kanzeon has been known to stay in the bath for entire human lifetimes.
Who takes the dog out for a walk? - Jiroushin is by default the Chore Guy
How often do they decorate the room/house for the holidays? - there are just party lights and streamers everywhere all the time
What are their goals for the relationship? - is more like a habit at this point tbh. Years beyond memory together kind of negates the need for any goal beyond “don’t drive each other completely nuts”
Who is most likely to sleep till noon? - what’s time when you’re immortal though
Who plays the most pranks? - hello have you met the goddess of love, mercy, and trolling?
You like your dark clouds with rays of sunshine, and you can't stand a sad ending. I think <3
You’re right :)
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:D ok 5 things that make me smile:
1. My newly painted sparkly blue nails
2. The thought that i may have a full time job at the beginning of February
3. The merch of my fave webcomic that the author gave me for free bc she was being sweet
4. Finding the complete first season of my favorite obscure anime unexpectedly at half price books (ofc i bought it!)
5. Friends like you!!
