ezrilo
after watching the latest Walking Dead and seeing the importance of zombie guts clothing, I decided there is only one thing I want to see in the next settlement. Ezrilo, the zombie juices and entrails fashion specialist. Ezrilo is an effeminate merchant who sets up shop in the biggest known settlement in the area. He is talkative to the point where everyone avoids conversation because hes erratic and extremely perverted. The main scene will be Ezrilo has noticed Rick walking through the settlement and picks up one of his zombieJ&e speedos and gives it a good sniff. The calls Rick over “Hey there sugar, you look like you’re in need of some fashionable yet practical clothes. Why don’t you strip on down and...” Rick snarls at Ezrilo and says “Why don’t you just show me what you got?” Ezrilo starts shuffling through all his items and the rambling starts to fade into static as Rick looks at each item. Then the static turns to a high beep and then silence as Rick’s eyes lock onto one item. The camera spins around Rick as he puts the item on and the screen goes black. The scene returns with AC/DC Back in Black riff playing and Rick looking off to the side wearing his new zombie J&E sheriff’s hat. “Ezrilo, I think you and I could actually become friends.” Ezrilo giggles “Ohhh my gawwwwd”
Also, Ezrilo can only be played by Nick Kroll