So if there’s Fboys and Eboys where’s the rest of the alphabet?
Like what if I want a Zboy? Cause f and e are both close to the beginning of the alphabet and close to the same thing. It stands to reason that the further you get to the end of the alphabet the better the boy is. Maybe we’ve only discovered e and f because they’re the most extreme types available on our planet like my dream z boy could be in another galaxy and is just yet to be discovered. With this reasoning it leads to further questions which I would like to ask below for all of you to consider.
Is the alphabet of boys a spectrum?
What kind of boy would a Zboy be?
With F and E boys being the way they are would A boys actually be the ones I am wanting?
In the scale of the alphabet is A the best or Z the best?
If E and F are the two categories we have discovered and Z is the worst that puts E and F very close to the top tiers of boys, this thought while horrifying cannot be ignored and needs to be discussed, because if E and F boys are some of the highest standards society has for boys then we as a people should fix that.
Please give me answers as this is now going to fill my thoughts until I have figured out how the alphabetical spectrum of boys works, thank you for coming to my Ted talk.













