#shower thought

[daydreaminglilac1128]

I’m genderfluid

But it’s winter

and I’m freezing

so I’m gendersolid.

[tealmoonrabbit]

voyager but tom is obsessed with the 2000s instead of the mid 20th century and is constanty trying to get b'elanna to play wii sports with him

[musiquesduciel]

A product might be 70% off, but it’s 100% off if you don’t buy it

[spideyslag]

The paparazzi never ceased to hound Tony about stupid things, with endlessly stupid questions. Especially now, as one of the few extremely rich tech billionaires out of right wing politics, there were even more new, stupid questions.

“Tony what do you think about the value of a college education today? Do you agree with the congressman, that it’s a complete waste for 90% of Americans?”

Tony rolled his eyes, preparing to actually answer, unfortunately.

“The most important thing you can do in this life is get a good education. Education is the way to a success, the way to a better life. Anyone in America can study hard and claw themselves out of poverty. If my father hadn’t went to college- on a full need scholarship, mind you, I wouldn’t be here- my company wouldn’t be here today. Hell, look at my husband. He didn’t come from poverty like my dad, but he grew up in queens on a modest middle class income, and look at him now.”

“Some would say your husbands circumstances are more of a result of an… advantageous marriage than his career”.

Idiots.

“Marrying me is the least interesting or impressive thing Peter’s ever done. I thank god every day he married me because if he didn’t, he’d be my direct competition and he’d absolutely fucking annihilate my company. If you want to talk about my husband, do your research and ask me about his latest project, I’ll be happy to talk about it. Otherwise, keep Peter’s name out of your mouth.”

[fatalxfantasy]

brian, who likes being able to sneak into your place but doesn’t want you to be unsafe—makes you remember to lock your doors and windows—because he still has an elaborate way to sneak in through your second floor window instead.

[dat-lil-shark]

Very funny that the evil human organization in TFP is called M.E.C.H when it’s given that, in universe, “mech” also apply to a transformers with male characteristics.

Imagine landing in an alien planet of little frog pixies, and a group of them is hunting you down to dissect and deform you. And what is this group called?

“The Boys.”

[endrossummoningcircle]

It's funny how in the top 3 witch shows (toh, lwa, and wha) there's always a pattern within the main cast. Like I kid you not there is such a significant similar boundary between the three

For example:

Main protag who wants to learn the ways of witchery and magic while also being labeled as an outcast by the magic society (either because they're unable to do magic or because they weren't born in witch culture)

The antagonist turned ally (who also has a crush on the protag) that's been raised to only thrive for perfection in order to impress their peers and those older, only to have a revelation later on that they don't need to be perfect but to instead be themselves

O.G ragtag team that jumps in on the mischeif (who soon have their own character explored in their respective series and is given more personality to stand out from the rest of the cast)