#f-off

[kcggggg]

“brain-lords”

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[kcggggg]

i’ve been making these comics again

also i have new shirts in my store

[kcggggg]

Here’s some recent-ish favorites from my single panel gag comic “F-Off™”

Have you been keeping up with “F-Off™?” Well, you should! And you can find the archive on WebToon using the easy to remember url COMICSWEBSITE.ONLINE

Or check it out on instagram, if that’s more your bag! Maybe a tumblr feed would be nice, but that’s just more work for me. You post em!!! But remember to link back! That url, again, is comicswebsite.online!

[kcggggg]

To fill in the downtime of jokes after ‘hiagb’ finished, I’ve started up a single-panel gag comic called “Fuck-Off™” and it’s been fun to try this way of thinking in comics. They’re like weird little tweets, which is my jam.

I’ve just been posting them on my twitter and I’ve made a separate instagram feed for them, to see how or if it takes off at all thru just social media. There’s already a bunch made, so go take a read. They’re short and sweet and you can fuck back off after they’re read. Thanks!

[koopabeach]

a classic keep-reading from meee :o) pls only open if you’re ready

hiiii

I really hope you’re reading this

Cause I only wanna tell you this if you want to know

I can’t just message this to you because right now I don’t know

Well, I think I know. But I’m not sure, and I don’t want to be wrong

here goes:

I am going to love you forever.

I just know I am.

I think I want to be married to you, to be your husband

it feels like that’s something only I can do, and it’s exactly what I want to do

I know I wanted to do this: to go far away.

and now I see you from the outside. from a distance

because ever since we met it’s been so close-up. we were

we were together before we even met

and then as soon as we did: I was yours and you were mine, since the very first moment

And I haven’t ever known you like a person knows you, and I want to see who you are when you are not with me. I was so curious and selfish and confused and certain.

And you are more beautiful than I could have ever imagined

And I abused us more than I ever realized

and I look forward to the next time we talk every minute, even with things being so different now.

I’m so happy because I know that inevitably you are going to be happy, and I suspect that you know I am going to love you forever, and I really really suspect that you know that we will be together again. Maybe it’s despair or optimism or something beyond suspicion. 

But you know me so well and I know you and I knew us

I do not regret the decision I made to leave because I truly believe I need this time and maybe even you need this time, and maybe it will make our relationship ten times what it was because we both really, fully, and totally know what it’s like when we’re apart

when we didn’t talk all of july and i felt blank

i’ve made the decision to love you forever, but since I ran away I can only love you from afar right now

but hopefully, instead of sprinting back into the big beautiful forest that is you

your roots and flowers will reach out and grow to me

and you’ll forgive me and love me like you have since we met

and i’ll simply lie down and go to sleep in you

so happy

our family

our forest

[waltfelix]

No Admittance - our pool is so exclusive, even the Shark Chlorinator has a Security Detail.  #home #pool #rubberducks #securitydetail #rubberduck #rubberducky #rubberduckies #rubberducks #rubberduckie #rubberducksrule #rubberducksofinstagram #rubberduckey Just found out the hard way, our pool is so exclusive, even the Shark Chlorinator has a Security Detail. 

[kyliafanfiction]

If it isn't confirmed as canon, it's not confirmed as canon, so don't crawl up my ass about me not living up to your interpretation of a popular fan theory!