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Staring at His Walls: Accepting!
At some point, Pendles had re-written the note. The margins are clean and handwriting is semi-legible and clean. Attached is a sticky note detailing a short list of questions including: Why is sugar added to so much when it’s just gritty nonsense? Why does breading have to be on everything fried?
Subject: Whiskey Foxtrot AKA. Unit RDC-WF02-1221 (Foxy)
Species: Galahadrim lone Note: Not the same kind as others encountered. Do not apply standard procedures!
Subject is not only specifically designed for combat, but is also scrappy and adaptive on mission. His arsenal of weapons provides an interesting challenge, Scrap Canon able to reveal me and leave lacerations and Sticky Grenades to provide plenty of damage coverage. Observations have shown that his Hunting Knife can block kama attacks. Exercise Extreme Caution: Has shown traits akin to blood lust. Bullets hit harder and he seems to sometimes heal rapidly after the death of even the weakest minion.
Possible Solutions:
Food: With how much time he spends in the kitchen, it wouldn’t be too terribly difficult to stage an “accident” of some sort. Mix in some flash powder in with the flour for when he’s frying or simply leave the floor extra wet before he gets in there. On second thought, that’d probably accidentally kill other Rogues too. Best to avoid unintended casualties.
Hammer, Smash, Box: I am still a fan of this idea. Wonder why I crossed it out before.
Drowning: Galahadrims seem aquatic, so this is a long shot… but that butter fiasco got me thinking: can I drown fellow aquatic species if I’m not using water? He might not appreciate the irony as much I do, though.
Conclusion:
As much as I’d like to claim the massive bounty on his head, I can’t kill Foxy. It is best for everyone involved that I keep my kamas out of him. Not only does he make sure to always have something set aside that I can eat, he’s quite funny. His death would definitely tear [ REDACTED ] apart. I’d rather not see her sad.
