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F1 going camping

Before taking off:

dan’s idea

Lewis found a camping

Driving to the camping:

part 1

part 2

part 3

part 4

Part 5

Part 6

Part 7

part 8

part 9

arrival to the camping?

Part 1

Part 2

Part 3

Part 4

part 5

part 6

part 7

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driving to the camping part 3/?

car 3: Carlos, Lando, Alex, Charles, George, Pierre and Checo

Lando + Charles: *singing* I’m moving up and down, side to side like a rollercoaster

Pierre: dear god help us

Alex: *laughing so hard he’s almost pissing in his pants*

Checo: If you guys don’t stop moving in this car I will throw you out!!

Carlos: guysss… I don’t think he’s joking anymore…!!

Lando + Charles: *singing again, just a bit louder dan before*

Checo: *going full out on the throttle on the highway and reaching 200 km/h

Lando: *shrieks* My gosh checo, we don’t want to die!!

Charles: yeah! what the hell, why would you go so fast!

Pierre: We all drive fast cars for a living and you guys sing while driving and you’re telling me you're afraid of this?!

Carlos: finally the singing has stopped! *put’s on the radio to bring some good vibes into the car*

Checo: *finally slows down*

radio: SOMEBODY ONCE

Lando + Charles + Alex + Pierre: TOLD ME THE WORLD IS GONNA ROLL ME

Checo: *shooting a death glare to Carlos

Carlos: *facepalms himself*

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driving to the camping part 4/?

car 1: Max, Daniel, Valtteri, Mick, Kevin, Yuki and Fernando

Valtteri: *Opens Spotify and turns on I Feel Good (James Brown) and plays it on the loudest volume*

Daniel: VAL, WHAT THE FUCK

Mick: AARRGGGHHHHHH

Kevin, Yuki and Max: *Swearing some very nasty and unholy words*

Fernando: Alright, who’s dead?

Valtteri: Nobody’s dead, but somone will be IF THEY KEEP SCREAMING IN MY EARS!!!! MICK SHUT UP!

Mick: *Finally dares to open his eyes and stops screaming* Sorry😅

Valtteri: Everybody out of the car, I have to fill up the tank. Buy me some coffee and get you asses back here.

- - - -a little while (30 minutes) later - - - - -

Daniel: We’re baaackkkk *he gets in last and throws all the candy he was holding towards the others before putting on his seatbelt*

Valtteri: …

Max: where are you waiting for? Let’s go!

Valtteri: …

Fernando: Oh shiiittt, we’re dead

Mick: What? Why?

Valtteri: HOW COULD YOU FORGET MY COFFEE?! YOU LITERALLY HAD ONE JOB!

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Driving to the camping part 7/?

car 1: Max, Daniel, Valtteri, Mick, Kevin, Yuki and Fernando

Valtteri: Alright guys, only one hour left before we arrive, does somebody want to switch seats with Fernando and me so we can rest for a little bit?

Max: Me, Me, Me, I wanna drive!! Daniel will sit beside me!

Daniel: I will?

Max: Ssttt, you aren’t involved in this

Daniel: Say what now?

Kevin: Hey, what about me? What if I wanted to drive?

Mick: Yeah sure, grandpa wants to drive… Out of the 6 hours we’ve been driving, you have been sleeping for 5 ½ …. that half hour you were awake, you got candy…

Kevin: What's got you so cranky? Didn’t you get enough sleep or something?

Mick: I was doing okay until someone slapped me!!

Kevin: I told you, I was having a dream!!

Mick: YOU ASSHOLE, YOU SLAPPED ME ON MY ASS!!

Valtteri: LANGUAGE

Max: Yeah, watch your language mafketel*!!

Kevin: You were laying horizontally over my legs!!

Daniel: What the hell were you dreaming of when you decided to slap something that’s rests on your legs?

Mick: Yeah Kevin, what were you dreaming of?! Huh?!

Valtteri: Stop this nonsense!! We’re pulling over now to switch, the both of you go cool off! We’re leaving in 5!

Fernando: Shouldn’t we be worried that Kevin slaps things in his sleep?

Valtteri: Nah, that’s the problem of his bunkmate on the camping

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Daniel: *putting on his seatbelt* Max, please drive responsibly

Max: You know me!! I’d never drive irresponsible

Daniel: …….

Max: Okay, except that one time in Australia

Daniel: …….

Max: And that one time when we were on vacation in Mongolia

Daniel: …..

Max: OKAYY, point taken!! I’ll drive extra safely!

Daniel: *opening his phone, ready to call 911*

mafketel = crazy person

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Arrival to the camping part 3/?

car 1: Max, Daniel, Valtteri, Mick, Kevin, Yuki and Fernando

car 2: Seb, Lewis, Zhou, Lance, Ocon and Latifi

car 3: Carlos, Lando, Alex, Charles, Pierre and Checo, George

Carlos: What in the name of all living organisms

Checo: Oh my God

Lando whispering to Alex: What the hell do orgasms have to do with this?

Alex: *looking with a side-eye to lando*: Are you serious…?

*Pierre and Charles putting their foreheads on the windows to see what is going on*

George: I bet this is all Max’s fault 

Checo: No need to bet, this can only be Max’s doing

*They all get out of the Car*

Mick: We’re complete!!

Seb: *Muttering* Yeah, physical… About the mental capacities? I'm not so sure….

Carlos: What happened? *pointing at all the puke besides the second car

Max: I drove

Charles: Are you okay mate? like really? Are all your screws still in place… or are there a few loose? Do we need to unscrew you to reboot?

Max: Ha.Ha.Ha. very funny mr. I set Pierre’s swimming pool on fire…

Charles pointing to Pierre: YOU PROMISED NOT TO TELL ANYONE!!!

Pierre: I didn’t!!

Lando: I did *pointing his index fingers against each other

Fernando: What the hell does “pointing his indez fingers against each other” mean?

Zhou: oowwhhh its and thing all the young people do, you wouldn't get it, don’t worry

Yuki: ooooooeeehhhhhhhh BUURNNNNN

Seb: Alrrighhttt, let’s all take a few breaths *looking directly at Fernando* and take a step back….  Before some people die of unnatural causes, lets all get our bags out of the car

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Lewis to Zhou and George: *all carrying 2 suitcases and a heavy backpack*At Least we don’t have to work out anymore today

Zhou: True. However, how are we going to take our extra’s with us? We were only allowed 2 suitcases…..

George: Technically…. We have only 2 suitcases

Lewis: Yeah sure, you try that joke with Seb and we will bury you… Just place one of your bags with Mick, Seb and Max. They definitely aren't over packed so Seb won’t notice

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Charles: *Tugging on Seb’s shirt* Seb?

Seb: Yeah?

Charles: Maybe I forgot my toiletries 

Seb: Maybe?

Charles: Definitely maybe

Seb: Don’t worry, I already packed 5 extra toilet bags so you can have one

Checo: You packed 5 extra? I only got 3

Valtteri: You made 3 extra?! I only have 1 backup

Fernando: You guys were thinking ahead?!

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Max: Aight, enough chitterdechat, let’s get drinking

Lance: Eeuhhh where?

Max: In the bar.. duhuuuu

Latifi: We have a bar here?!!?!

Kevin: It better has, I need Akavit

Max: Don’t think they have that mate

Kevin: UGH, beers will also do the job

Ocon: So what are we waiting for? Lets fucking driiinnkkkkkk woehoeoeoeoe

Daniel: We definatley deserve that after our hellish drive

Seb: I am so not responsible for what happens next…

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Driving to the camping part 8/?

car 2: Seb, Lewis, Zhou, Lance, Ocon and Latifi

Zhou: Seb, are we almost there?

Seb: yeah, 45 minutes or so to go. Why?

Zhou: 拉屎, I have to go to the toilet and don’t think I can hold it for 45 minutes

Ocon: Merde, now i also have to go

Carlos: Mierda

Latifi: Do you also have to go, Carlos?

Carlos: No, I also wanted to say shit in my language

Lance: Fuck it, I thought I could hold it in but with you guys talking about it I also really have to go!

Seb: Guys!!! Watch your language, please!

Zhou: Will you still stop? Cause, now I really have to go!

Seb: Ugh fine, be fast though, I don’t want to be the last to arrive only to see the campsite to be gone up in flames

Lewis: Do you want to switch seats during our stop Seb? That way you can call the others to find out where they are

Seb: Thank you Lewis, yes please!

~Seb calls the other cars and Lewis takes place behind the wheel~

Seb: Alright, we’re probably not going to be the first ones to arrive. I was calling Fernando and he told me that Max is driving so they are all shitting their pants.

Latifi: LANGUAGE SEB!!!

Seb: Ey, i’m just quoting what Daniel said!

Carlos: Still a swear word Sebastian!!

Lewis: Why were you calling Fernando? Why not Daniel… Or Alex?

Seb: Does it matter who I call? I needed to call someone in that car and I saw Daniels name first

Lewis: Are you calling him often? Why did you see him first?!

Latifi: What the rubber ducky, are they fighting over who Seb called?!

Ocon: Seems like Lewis is jealous…

Zhou: Oeh, I wonder why. Maybe he is frustrated because he is in love with Daniel and is jealous Seb called him first….

Lance: Or maybe Lewis hates Fernando and doesn’t want to have anything to do with him

Ocon: Could be, but technically he doesn’t have anything to do with Fernando since Seb is the one calling

Seb: Doing a complete 180, looking at the backseats* Allright psychologists, you can stop with the analyzing… Nothing is going on… RIGHT LEWIS?!

Lewis: yeah yeah, nothing going on *doing an eye roll*

Seb: SAW THAT

Lewis: HOW

Seb: Your mirror, you incompetent cow

Lewis: incompetent cow…. what the …… Where did you learn that?!

Seb: omg, i’m so sorry Lewis. I don’t know where that came from, I think i’m just a bit tired from this trip

Lewis: It’s okay Sebbie, we have all had those moments

Seb: thank you, Lew

Zhou, Lance, Ocon and Latifi: *watching with open mouth the scene unfolding in front of them*

Zhou: *whispering* what the hell did just happen

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arrival to the camping part 2/?

Car 1: Max, Daniel, Valtteri, Mick, Kevin, Yuki and Fernando

Car 2: Seb, Lewis, Zhou, Lance, Ocon and Latifi

Seb: Meinen Gott, excuse my French, but what the hell is going on here

*Lance whispering to Latifi*: Did you hear a French word?

Ocon: You’re excused, what’s going on?

Seb: *parking the car and pointing to the other one that is parked already with Yuki, Kevin and Fernando stumbling out and falling on the grass*

Lewis: *getting out of the car and walking up to Max* Wanna explain?

Max: nah, rather not

Seb: You have no choice young man!! Where are the others?!

Lance: Uuuhhh, is Mick laying on the backseat?

Ocon: *Walking to the car window, looking inside* Seems like Mick, one question from me though…. IS HE ALIVE?!

Latifi: Talking about… whatever the hell this is….. Why are Yuki, Kevin and Fernando throwing up?

Seb: MAX EMILIAN VERSTAPPEN

Max: okay, maybe this is kinda my fault

Daniel: KINDA YOUR FAULT?! Max, I like ya, I reaalllyy do… but right now, I have a very big urge to maim and kill you…

Zhou: *looking at Valtteri* WE HAVE ANOTHER ALIVE ONE

Seb: Explain yourself Max

Max: I drove

Latif whispering to Zhou: It’s worrying how that statement is an explanation in itself

*Lance, Ocon and Zhou all help Yuki, Kevin and Fernando up from their crouched positions*

Lewis: *Poking Seb’s face* Congrats Max. I think you did it, you broke Seb

Daniel: Wrong, he broke all of us

Seb: I.. I am at a loss for words…. Max, how.. what … why …. whut ….. this …..

Fernando: *slapping Seb on his head*

Seb: How the hell did you let this happen, as the driver of a car you always have the responsibility to bring all your passengers safely elsewhere. I can’t even think of kind things to say to you to make this situation slightly better, you incompetent fart of a clowns flower!

Valtteri: *whispering* You incompetent fart of a clowns flower?! What the

Max: *mumbeling* That were a lot of words for someone who was at a loss for words

Seb: HEARD THAT! You, young man, just got yourself banned from driving another time in the next 2 weeks!!!

Max: Nooooo, that is soo not fair!!

Seb: Keep going and you will also be grounded!

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driving to the camping part 1/?

car 1: Max, Daniel, Valtteri, Mick, Kevin, Yuki and Fernando

Mick: SHIT

Kevin: Oh shiitt, Seb is going to kill me!

Max: What the …. *Daniel slaps his hand on Max’s mouth*

Fernando: Kevin, why the hell did you learn Mick that word?!

Kevin: Shut up Fernando, he isn’t as innocent as all of you think!

Mick: True! I already know the f-word!

*Kevin slaps his hand on his head, knowing what is about to happen*

Yuki: Oh really, what is it?

Mick: Freaking!

Valtteri: How the hell did he stay so innocent around the paddock?

Daniel: Nobody is going to ask why Mick said shit?....