Okay if we're sticking with the single parent universe how about driver calls readers kid their son/daughter in an interview for the first time?
f1 text au — driver calls reader's kid their son/daughter in an interview
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drivers: max, charles, oscar, lando
note¹: thank you so freaking much for this request you have absolutely no idea how much i loved coming up with it!!
note²: also it took me HOURS ok HOURS!! this is insane guys i mean i love it so much but oh god if there's one time i'll need to feel the love for a post, it's this one loll
note³: also... took me hours but only wanna do these kinds of posts now lollll
note⁴: also :( sorry I didn't add other drivers guys I'll add them next time I promise, sorry sorry
summary: you and carlos have been together a long time but when you stop showing up in the paddock everyone assumes you’re seprating. little do they know that they couldn’t be farther from the truth
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user1 “doing” his favourite things and then it’s just yn like we know you like fucking her bro like why are they always posting photos of them being touchy af
user2 lmaoo that’s what i was thinking too but then i was like maybe i just have a dirty mind lol
yourusername glad to know that i’m one of your favourite things mr. sainz 😘
carlossainz55 if it makes you feel even better, you’re my most favourite thing evet
yourusername carlitos i love you so fucking much ❤️ and yes that does make me feel ever better to know that baby
carlossainz55 good… and i can make you feel even better iykwim. seriously cannot wait for this meeting to end so i can come see you again hermosa
yourusername waiting for you
user3 carlos is hot yn is hot they’re both so hot i want them to run me over with their car guys i’m not crazy i swear
user4 no no that’s totally valid their my favourite celebrity couple ever! no one and i mean no one is doing it better than them
alex_albon i think out of all of these the only real thing that’s your favourite is yn
carlossainz55 i love all of the things in this post but especially her because she is my wife who has supported me through ferrari
alex_albon bro you were literally not even listening to the meeting because you were texting her.. the duration of the meeting was an hour btw
carlossainz55 she’s my wife i love her and realistically the car is less than ideal so
alex_albon honestly valid i get it
user5 alex telling us that carlos was texting yn all throughout their hour long meeting is so funny to me
user6 i mean he’s right though the car is fucking shit i’d rather be texting my hot wife too
user7 to me it wouldn’t even matter if the car was shit or not if yn was my wife texting her is all i’d be doing either way lol
charles_leclerc looking good mr. sainz
carlossainz55 says you leclerc
yourusername my husband leclerc, back off you little french boy
charles_leclerc first of all i’m not french i’m monagasque, and you literally flirt with my wife all the fucking time
yourusername potato potatoh! and me flirting with alex is different okay
charles_leclerc how?!?!
yourusername because it just is!
carlossainz55 pls stop
user8 can we please talk about how hot carlos looks in that first slide like i get you charles i get you
user9 i just know that yn wants to call charles a french twink so bad but is scared of williams’ pr team coming for her ass
user10 she wouldn’t be lying though so…
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user1 she’s so baddie i’m in love with her i wish i was carlos sainz man he’s so lucky
user2 literally tho!! her vibes are just to cool and hot what’s not to love about her right!!!
alexandramalenaleclerc loved our shopping trip and brunch date gorgeous
yourusername the most fun part of it was soending the day with you! like you’re the bestest friend a girl could ask for right now
alexandramalenaleclerc anything you need i’m here for you okay? take care and call or text me whenever i’m totally yours
yourusername thank you so so much! i really needed this babe
user3 guys i love alexandra and yn’s friendship and all but does it seem to anyone else that yn is ki da giving break up vibes?
user4 that’s what i was thinking too!! plus carlos is not in the likes or the post and she usually posts him unless she’s doing a brand deal soo
user5 no no no no no no no no noooooo i refuse to believe that my parents have broken up this simply cannot be true ahhhhhh
lilymhe hope you’re doing good babes! also everything aside you look as stunning as ever like literally marry me please
yourusername yes lily come her marry me pls i’ll give you a big ass ring (alex who?)
lilymhe real haha you’re much more prettier than he is anyway i think you’ll make a better wag for my if i’m being more honest
yourusername i’m the best wag you can have babe! the fan fucking love me
lilymhe the fans and me both love
user6 okay yeah now i’m like very very sure yn and carlos have broken up and now i’m devastated…. i should not be this attached to a celebrity couple
carmenmmundt opened my instagram to see the most gorgeous woman ever on my feed i feel blessed
yourusername love youuuu my favourite spaniard ever babe
user7 so carmen is her favourite spaniard and not her own husband? i see what’s happening here guys i see it and i hate it
lando take care girl
yourusername yes bro i shall
lando not to bother you but can i pls come over for dinner pls
yourusername ugh fine sure
user8 carlosyn breakup pls be not real
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user1 guys why is yn not in the likes? pls don’t tell me it’s actually official i can’t deal with it rn
user2 unfortunately it is very official and very real since she isn’t even in the post and carlos always loves showing her off in his posts and he’s not sooooo
lando why are your eyes like thar in the first slide you looks high
carlossainz55 muppet i don’t remember asking for you opinion
lando but i wanted to gives it sooo whatever anyway why isn’t yn here? she’s always in your posts
carlossainz55 i just didn’t want to post her?? my choice btw
lando okay fair enough just wanted to know there’s been some rumours i got scared
user3 lando also being scared that his are separating is so valid tho! he’s just like us fr bro he gets it fr
user4 lando is for the girls that are obsessed with carlos and yn and worried about them because he’s in the same boat at us
user5 i mean he’s basically been their third wheel for so long that he’s basically like their practice child it’s so funny… i can’t believe they might not be together anymore
charles_leclerc good to be back on track! looking forward to racing you
carlossainz55 yeah it really is good to be back and i hope to have some good action on track! i missed racing you
charles_leclerc and how’s things with yn? i assume you’re happy right? seems like an occasion to be happy
carlossainz55 estatic really! things with the whole situation are great i couldn’t be happier
user6 ohhh now it’s for sure! and wtf do you mean that carlos is happy about the situation wtf?!?! why are you happy bro that’s your wife of five years
user7 yeah but they still follow each other so maybe there is still hope and maybe the situation their talking about is something different
user8 bro right now delulu is not the fucking solulu but we can always try
alex_albon glad to be back on track with you! and very happy to hear about the news
carlossainz55 been seriously happy these days with the whole situation!
alex_albon good to hear!
user9 okay now i’m seriously hoping that it’s some other thing because alex would support yn in the situation
user10 reallll o hope it’s just rumors and not an actual divorce or i might cry
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user1 we really went from divorce rumours to a pregnancy announcement in the span of like two months and all i can say is that it’s an f1 fandom moment
user2 i’m just really happy that their seprating and also i’m even happier that their having a baby ahhhhh
carlossainz55 couldn’t be happier to start this part of my life with you hermosa
yourusername couldn’t have done it without you (quite literally though) but seriously i love you carlitos
carlossainz55 well it was my pleasure (also literally) thank you for giving me this opportunity i couldn’t be more thankful
yourusername you can plenty thankful if you want, tonight babyy
carlossainz55 your wish is my command
user3 i’m sorry wtf?!?! they literally made us think that they were breaking up only to announce that they were pregnant like brooo
user4 no but i literally was about to stop believing in love due to their supposed divorce and now i’m so happy that their having a baby
user5 they’re going to have the cutest baby ever!! i’m so happy for them their literally my most favourite couple ever
alexandramalenaleclerc so so so happy for you babes!! can’t wait to meet the little cutie!!
yourusername my baby can’t wait to meet you either girl!! it only kicks when you touch my belly
alexandramalenaleclerc awww that’s so cute i love that so much!! baby likes me more that it likes carlos and that’s my biggest flex
yourusername i’m dying i love that too if i’m being honest
user6 maybe the real father is actually alexandra and not carlos just saying guys
user7 baby ln-saintmleux sounds sooooo much better than baby ln-sainx
carlosainz55 no
charles_leclerc as happy i am for you, you having given my wife baby fever woman and your baby’s not even born yet
yourusername not my fault bro! and why don’t you have baby fever you heartless french boy
charles_leclerc i never said i didn’t also again i’m not fucking french
yourusername so then give alex what she want bro
charles_leclerc and what does she want exactly?
yourusername a baby:)
user8 not yn telling charles to have a baby lmfao! like i would love for both of them to have babies they’d be best friends fr
user9 stawpp that idea’s so cuteeeeee i really wish we get to see that tbh
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Swallow | LN⁴
🔸️ inspired by this ask
🔸️ summary ──── Summer break is about to end, which is why they are taking advantage of every moment of peace they have left before returning to the real world.
🔸️ pairing ──── Lando Norris x she/her reader
🔸️ rating ──── explicit
🔸️ warnings ──── 18+, mature/sexual content, descriptive language, enclosed environment, sexual innuendo, cursing, light teasing, smut, oral ─ (f)receiving, cum play & spitting, unprotected sex, overstimulation, Lando is obsessed, fluff at the end, bittersweet because they don’t want summer to end (this was sitting unedited in my drafts since late August oopsies).
🔸️ word count ──── 2.7k
🔸️ date ──── Nov. 12, 2025
🔸️ a/n ──── I know it’s been a couple of months and this is barely enough, but I’ve been facing the horrors, my friends, and they persist (both physically and mentally). I’m trying to go back into writing one-shots, but the updates might come a bit slower, because when I’m not around, my writer mind is plagued with scenarios and schemes for the book I’m (still) attempting to get to a complete first draft. It’s... a lot of work, but thank you for being so patient with me. Next update coming soon (hopefully) 😁🤞🏻
📍 A secluded cove on the Costa Brava, Spain
IT BEGAN TO rain in the morning, and by lunchtime, it became clear that the weather had settled on a mood of its own. The sound of raindrops against the windows has become the rhythm of the day, shattering any hope they had of spending at least a few hours on the beach before their vacation ends and having to return to real life.
The resort they are staying at looks beautiful even under grey skies, though. Pale stone walls glisten wet, and beyond the balcony, the palm trees bend lazily with the weight of the storm.
Inside their room, curtains sway lazily with the evening breeze, blending the smell of salt from the sea outside with the smell of sex from the hours they’ve spent tangled in each other, since they couldn’t find another activity to keep them busy. Although they tried to watch a Spanish movie that was on, but quickly got bored of throwing incorrect translations at each other.
She lies against him now, her body looking like a beautiful wreck of exhaustion, skin warm and newly tanned. She’s draped in one of his white shirts, though it does little to hide the curve of her thighs or the heat radiating off her still.
Lando knows he should let her sleep. There is still plenty of time until dinner, and the fact that they’ll have to wake up early to catch their flight is just another reason why they both need to rest. They’ve been at it all afternoon — he swears it wasn’t his intention, but can’t complain either — and the faint pink marks his fingers left on her hips remind him just how rough he can get in the haze of her pleas.
Truth be told, his cock hasn’t stayed soft for longer than a couple of hours at a time since they arrived. One glance at his girlfriend, seeing her sweaty and ruined by him, and he’s suddenly hard again, obsessed with the way she falls apart under his touch. Again and again, no matter how many times he had brought her to this state before.
A small smile curls at his lips as he lets his hand slip under the hem of the shirt. The skin of her stomach is silky smooth, hot and familiar, but lower, his fingers graze the sticky mess he left buried inside her. It makes him sigh quietly, her face distorting in pleasure being the only image his mind can still project.
Careful not to wake her yet, Lando nudges her knees apart, making more room for himself between them. The sight alone has him swallowing hard, her thighs parting for him like instinct. His heart kicks in his chest, but it isn’t nerves. At this point, it’s pure madness. He lives for worshiping her, keeping her full, reminding her times on end that no matter how needy she gets, he’ll always be there to take care of her.
When he’s close enough, her scent hits him full force, sweet and dizzying in the way it makes his mouth water like he’s been conditioned to; he is sure nothing in the world tastes that good. She lingers on his tongue, in his lungs, in every heartbeat that stumbles when she’s near. It’s the way she’s so deep under his skin to the point it turned him into someone who forgets where he ends and she begins. He’s simply transfixed by the sight of her, used and wrecked, already stretched by the thick weight of him, and he has to remind himself that he can still be a man who knows restraint, even when every part of him is aching to give in. It should make him feel guilty, but then Lando remembers all the times she begged him to fuck her harder, and any trace of guilt evaporates under the memory that gives him goosebumps every time he recalls it.
She did this to him without even trying, and he let her.
Would let her again.
Would let himself fall from grace, if it meant she’d smile when he landed.
Gently, with the kind of patience only she brings out in him, he drags a finger up her slit, gathering every bit of slick that’s leaking from her. He has to bite back a whimper in the process, forcing himself to stay quiet in case she stirs. Then slowly, he eases one finger inside, and the reaction is instant: her body clamps down on him like she’s been waiting for it all along, pulling at his finger with such greedy tightness it makes his breath catch. As a reaction, the girl lets out a soft cry, but she doesn’t fully wake.
Knowing he’s running out of time, Lando leans in, mouth parting, and presses his tongue flat against her swollen folds. The same taste that haunts his dreams floods his senses now, both salty and sweet and achingly familiar, a hum of relief coming out of his throat. The sound vibrates through her, makes her hips twitch subconsciously, pushing closer to his mouth as if even in this in-between state, she knows he won’t fail to make her see stars.
Lando closes his eyes, lost to the sensation of her warmth and softness coating his tongue. He licks long stripes along her clit, soothing the soreness he left behind with tender strokes. Every little squirm of hers drives him deeper into that madness, unintentionally causing him to crave more of her: more sounds, more reactions, more proof that she’ll always be his most intoxicating obsession.
Gradually, his breath kicks up, his cock straining painfully against the mattress as he grinds down, just trying to take the edge off while he devours her; the faint whisper of his name on her lips only fuels him further.
Her thighs quiver, then close around his head, wanting to keep him there forever as if it is his home, his safe place.
Lando chuckles against her, but he pries them back open with firm hands on her inner thighs. “Nah, baby. Keep ‘em wide for me.”
And then he’s there, his tongue pushing into her, splitting her open with one goal in mind. She gasps, moaning properly now, fingers darting into his curls, tugging at them with desperation that makes his heart race faster. The more she pulls, the harder he works, flattening his tongue, swirling it, lapping up everything she gives him.
Her voice is music in his ears, breaking on his name, “Lando. Fuck… Lando, please.”
He grins, pulling back to rasp, “There she is,” half growl, half praise, before he dives back in.
This time, he presses his plump lips against her gaping hole, sealing around her with no way of missing anything. And sucks. Hard. His stomach flips, the taste hitting him like a punch: the sharp tang of her arousal, mixed with the saltier remnants of his cum he’d left inside her. It’s borderline obscene, too intimate, and it makes him whine like he’s the one being pleasured.
She cries high in her throat, arching up into his mouth, her body trembling under the assault of his tongue working deep, pulling every drop out of her. Once he’s satisfied and makes sure he can’t gather anymore, Lando lifts his head from between her legs, his lips shining like a blanket of stars on a clear midnight sky. Then he moves fast, bracing himself above her, his curls wild, pupils blown wide with mischief. He opens his mouth and lets the slick he’s been savoring pool on his tongue, then spits it straight into her waiting mouth. She gasps at the heat of it, half-moaning the second he immediately crushes his mouth against hers in a kiss. It’s messy and frantic, spit and cum and her own taste shared between them, their tongues tangling with want that borders on desperation.
He too cannot abstain from the mess between them, moaning as loud into her mouth, gripping her jaw with one hand to keep her there, tasting every bit of the filth they’ve made together before parting slightly.
“Swallow,” he rasps.
She would’ve swallowed on instinct anyway; is second nature by now.
The girl attempts an inhale but chokes, her back arching off the sheets, legs wrapping around his waist. “Come here,” her voice cracks with anticipation, body trembling with desire in every cell. “Get inside, since that’s how you wanna wake me up,” she talks fast, her hand fumbling between them, searching blindly, until she finds him heavy and flushed, aching in her grasp.
It takes nothing more than her guiding him, tugging lightly, for Lando to line himself up with ease. Her body’s ready, dripping from all his teasing, and the moment his tip nudges her opening, it’s like they both break at once. She welcomes him in, her cunt swallowing the thick length, inch by inch.
Lando almost sobs deep in his chest, forehead dropping against hers as he bottoms out, fully seated inside her. His hand instinctively trails down to her neck, fingers tracing its fragile outline, squeezing as he pulls out, only to thrust back in with much force. There’s no patience left in him, and no room for gentleness. The wet sounds of him sliding through her tight heat fill the room, mixing with her breathy moans. Every time his cock hits that spot deep inside, her cry pitches higher, her nails clawing into the arm that keeps her in place, in order to anchor herself.
He shudders, teeth gritted, his thick head dragging perfectly against her sweet spot. He knows it’s only a matter of time before he loses it. Before her walls pull the release out of him and he stuffs her full all over again. The thought alone has his hips driving faster, chasing that inevitable end with every needy thrust.
“Can’t get enough of you,” Lando growls against her lips, his thrusts powerful enough to rattle the frame beneath them. “How am I supposed to go back to work after this?”
Her nails dig further into his bicep, head tipped back against the pillow. “Quit,” she jokes, but Lando still nods in agreement, leaning to steal another kiss.
It turns messy fast, her whimpers slipping out of her throat the moment he thrusts so deep that the bed continues its protests with every snap of his hips.
“Fucking take it, baby,” he pants, voice breaking, “Get your favorite thing, just like that.”
“You’re my favorite thing,” she mewls, her palms cupping each side of his face, pressing her thumb into his lower lip to catch his attention.
The honesty behind her words wreck him. Lando falters only for a heartbeat, his cock throbbing violently inside her before he lets go, the rush hitting him like a tidal wave. White-hot euphoria floods out of him, so hard that it leaks between their joined bodies, dripping down her folds while staring at her face as if seeing her in a new light.
The girl doesn’t break until the very end, her orgasm ripping through her just as he starts to pull out, leaving only his swollen tip stretching her entrance. Pulsing and spent, he holds it there, letting her gush around him, then groans as he pushes back inside a couple more times in order to guide her through it. It’s everything he needed, and more, collapsing against her chest, sweaty and breathless.
She kisses his temple softly, listening to how his breathing evens out, little by little, his hand absentmindedly tracing the slope of her side. As a response, Lando hums with satisfaction, cheek pressed against her skin, eyes sparkling up at her like she’s the only thing in the world.
It would be perfect if she doesn’t immediately push at his shoulder, making him grunt as she twists to reach the nightstand.
“Pardon, where’s your heart? Kicking me off already?” he teases, watching her rummage blindly until her fingers close around a small pack of cinnamon drops.
She smirks, tearing it open and popping one into her mouth before holding the next to his lips. “Not yet,” she replies, voice muffled as she snuggles back against him. “Getting rid of the taste of us before I start craving round… six? That’s crazy,” she laughs. “Should we just accept we’re feral cave people now?”
Lando smirks, sucking on his drop before asking, “Would you rather play sudoku?”
“I can kick your ass at sudoku very well,” the girl shoots him an immediate look.
“Yeah, ‘cause you’re a nerd,” he shrugs.
“And what about it?”
“Nothing,” says Lando, his eyebrows raising for a fraction. “I think it’s hot.”
Acting on instinct, his long fingers move to brush along her temple, tucking a stray strand of hair behind her ear. The touch is gentle, a small act of innocent love after the avalanche of dirty scenarios that crossed his mind just a few minutes ago; she does that to him. He guides her closer then, until her head finds its place against his bare chest, where his heartbeat thunders steady beneath.
It’s quiet for a while, but then she shighs, pretending to think. In reality, this thought had plagued her mind since the very first day they arrived here. “I don’t wanna leave this place,” she whispers, disturbing the stillness.
Lando can’t answer right away. He’s still too caught up in her and the aftertaste of their connection, content to just hum in return, a soft sound that barely registers in her ears. However, the way he keeps tracing his fingers along her side, tells her everything she needs to know. It’s almost absentminded, the way he touches her, memorizing her in silence, even though his gaze is somewhere far away, not lost, but lingering in that quiet space between satisfaction and exhaustion.
The girl tilts her head to look at him, a faint smile appearing on her face. “Lan? You woke me up like that only to fall asleep on me now?”
His mouth twitches, its corners lifting just a little. “Mhm... sue me.”
She laughs, her hand finding his, fingers brushing along his palm before she laces them together. He squeezes back for a fraction, the pressure of it reassuring.
“We’re still getting dinner later, right?”
With his eyes closed now, Lando lets out a breathy chuckle, “Didn’t you just eat?”
It takes her half a second to register what he means, and when she does, her cheeks flush instantly, blooming a warm, embarrassed red. “Lando,” she warns, mortified but trying not to laugh.
“Don’t blame me?” he says innocently, even though he’s grinning now, “You walked right into that one.”
She drops his hand with a huff only to smack his chest, hard enough to make him flinch and laugh out loud. “Disgusting, disgusting man!”
“Alright, mate. No violence,” he’s twisting away from her swat but too tired to actually escape.
“Stop being an idiot then,” she fires back, though the way her lips fight a smile betrays her.
He finally rolls onto his side to face her, his grin softening into something that looks a lot like gratitude and affection. “Don’t worry, I made reservations,” he says, voice a little rough, exhaution still clinging to the edges of it.
She frowns. “You did?”
Lando nods. “Somewhere nice. So don’t think you’re getting out of wearing that red dress you packed.”
Before she can argue, he’s already tugging her closer to him once again, one arm slipping around her waist. He kisses her gently and unrushed, trying to stretch the moment out as far as it will go. Her fingers curl around his neck, the world outside their little bubble disappearing every time he kisses her like that. And when he finally pulls away, it’s only by a breath, their warmth lingering between them like a string neither of them wants to let go of.
“Thank you,” she says, and Lando knows it goes deeper than him being thoughtful. It’s for all the small things he’s learned without her ever having to say them. For communicating without words.
Thank you for noticing.
Thank you for listening.
Thank you for remembering.
Thank you for making space for me.
“Always.”
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Summary: you have been Lando's friend, and quite vocal about your interests (in him, persay) for a while now, but he isn't ready to make a move. One interview later, youve decided its time to move on- but why is Lando suddenly coming all the way back to you?
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y/nusername a very papaya celebration @/lando
fan1 WORLD CHAMPION CELEBRATION I SEE
fan2 the cake? icon behaviour I fear
fan3 no cause even I would try to eat Lando's face
fan4 love how shes not being subtle at all
fan5 but SOMEONE doesn't seem to notice
fan6 atp I think he noticed idt he cares 💀
fan7 nahh have you seen the vids of them with each other- someones just delusional trust
fan10 ok but that hairstyle EATS
lando didn't leave much of the cake for me btw
y/nusername not my fault it looked so good
fan1 are we talking about the cake... or the person on the cake?
y/nusername liked
lando posted
someones reflecting
fan1 sooo soft launch?
fan2 nah theyve been doing this for years atp
fan3 omg new video coming soon?
fan5 landoo
y/nusername omg whos that guy on the second slide? hit me up
lando dunno love he might not have your number
y/nusername dm then, king?
lando yes maam
fan8 so I don't go here but no way they aint together
fan9 shes nottttt slickkk
fan10 not a subtle bone in her body she WANTS that man
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y/nusername posted
can yall tell walking 5k is not for me
fan1 noo not our queen being bothered by steps
lando photo creds when?
y/nusername partner creds when?
fan2 not the face delivering even with that expression
fan4 omg she was out with lando?
fan5 girl get that ring this month or move onnnn
fan6 like we aint fawning over men who dont care this year plss
fan7 you can do so much better no joke
yourbsf posted to stories
someone come get herrr shes dancing like a ___
fan2 IS THAT Y/N????
fan3 GET IT GIRLLL
fan4 SHE REALLY SAID 'ALR WE BALL'
fan5 love that for her ngl
lando what the fuck?
fan6 SO WHO IS THE MYSTERY BOY
fan7 NO IDEA BUT THAT PICS SO CUTE
fan8 you can only expect a girl to stay for so long
fan9 PREACH
Incoming call from landoaccept decline
lando new times new person
fan1 since when did he watch rugby?
fan3 I read somewhere that y/n loves it
fan4 omg is this an attempt??
fan5 new times new person FOR WHATTT
fan6 girl think about it
fan7 self reflection in each post wdym hes looking down
fan8 he knows he did her wrong
fan9 cant look up till you get that respect back ngl
y/nusername posted
fan1 ORANGE BACK ON THE FEED???
fan3 now who could have possible gotten these
fan4 lando reconciliation attempt
fan5 I believe they call this 'courting'
lando so you liked them?
y/nusername debatable
lando I'll take it for now
lando posted
fan3 isn't this from y/n's favourite book?
fan4 YES IT ISS
fan11 WOW SO OK
fan12 never did I ever think i'd catch lando norris posting book quotes online
fan13 the things people do for love
fan14 I know his playboy feed is crying looking at this post
fan15 we got la 2016 vibes and dark rooms for five years and then boom - loverboy
fan5 doens't he hate reading?
fan6 the way its a second chance romance book to
fan7 ohhh how the roles have switched
fan8 online flirting bro do u think shes going to catch feelings via screen osmosis or something?
fan9 literally like go out together or something?? wtf??
y/nusername did you like it?
lando you might have to explain some parts to me. Wanna come over?
y/nusername and lando posted
fan2 stories at the same time?
fan3 ohh so they were together
fan9 lando pic taking skills are good tho ngl
fan5 the flowers? did not know norris was like that lol
fan7 thats what- the seventh one hes gotten so far?
fan8 seven- that we know off!!
photo credits- given
partner credits- taken 🧡
lando that partners right here btw and has been for four months
y/nusername ur still in probation here
lando this is not a probationary post love
y/nusername time to delete then ig?
lando suddenly u have screen time limits
fan1 OH MY GOD
fan2 RIGHT IN FRONT OF MY SALAD?
fan3 MY PARENTSSSS
fan4 OHHHH MY SHAYLAAAAS
fan6 THE POWER COUPLES ACTUALLY TOGETHER THIS TIME
fan7 SO THEY GO ON LIBRARY DATES?
fan8 HE CALLS HER LOVE?
fan8 ARE WE NOT GOING TO TAKE IN THE FACT THAT THEYVE BEEN DOING THIS FOR FOUR MONTHS
lando I THOUGHT THE FLOWERS AND THE STORIES AND THE INTERVIEWS WOULD HAVE BEEN HINTS ENOUGH?
Fan9 shes better than me I would have made him wait two years too
fan10 girl its THE lando norris here
fan9 idc bro a mans a man
fan11 SOFT LAUNCH AND YET ITS A HARD LAUNCH
fan12 proof that manifestation does work
fan13 brb manifesting a love like this
✈︎
authors note: did I get this done in record time in the middle of my exams because I didn't want to study? yes yes I did.
am I going to fail those exams? yes yes I am
Jokes aside I hope you enjoyed it:) @callsign-mirage and I hope I stayed true to your request (sorry if its slightly different, i did take a few liberties on plot points)
PAIRINGS: fem!reader x lando norris (ft. jude bellingham, keeho, and eric)
TYPE: social media au
SUMMARY: in which YN rates her exes, sparks chaos, and maybe—just maybe—rekindles old flames
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celebscoops: Model YN LN is causing CHAOS on Twitter after publicly rating her exes!
The 23-year-old model took to X (formerly Twitter) last night to give scores to her most famous ex-boyfriends — and let’s just say fans are spiraling. 👀
Since then, all FOUR of her exes have replied to the thread — with Lando even insisting “immaculate doesn’t even begin to cover it.”
Fans have already made the hashtag #YNExFiles trend worldwide, and edits of YN and her exes are flooding TikTok and Instagram.
Do you think YN was being too honest … or not honest enough? 👇
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user: keeho about to duet this with a tik tok explaining his side 😭
user: oh she’s messy. i love it here
user: lando finally winning smth this season 😭😭😭😭
user: not her confirming jude can’t argue 😭 he probably lost fights in his head too
user: keeho prob rated himself a 10 in the mirror anyway
user: eric being a walking red flag… like why is she confirming everything we joked about 😭
user: i love how she casually exposed her entire dating history like it was a buzzfeed quiz
user: lando is 9/10 and the “annoying” knocked the other point off. makes sense
user: eric rn googling “can you sue your ex for defamation on twitter.”
↳ user: LMAOO dont give him ideas
yourusername: HAHAHAHA
↳ user: she’s a menace 😭
user: one thing about yn is her taste in men is immaculate
user: lando, jude, keeho, eric… literally all peak men. she out here collecting legends 😭
↳ yourusername: collector vibes … can’t deny it 😎
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yourusername: and i know it might mess you up
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user: “might mess you up”??? bro, lando and keeho are crying internally at this 😭
user: the exes are internally screaming … fumbling a baddie hard
kendalljenner: 😍 baddieeee
user: JUDE BEING IN THE LIKES 😭
user: the chokehold you have on me rn absolute goddess
user: keeho BETTER be in the comments losing his mind too because WOW 😮💨
user: okay— how did norris pull this bad bitch??
user: no bc how do you go from HER to not her???
user: eric fumbled
keehop1harm: still got that effect, huh? 🔥
↳ yourusername: 🙂↕️ you said it not me
↳ user: he wants her BADDD
user: KEEHO COMMENTED?!? he’s lowkey trying to slide back in
user: my man down bad still 😭😭😭
user: i want thEm back 😭
↳ user: i NEED her back with lando!!!!
user: babe, would you ever get back with your ex?
↳ yourusername: depends on the ex ;)
↳ user: @keehop1harm GET YOUR GIRL, KING
↳ user: @landonorris @landonorris @landonorris ITS YOUR TIME TO SHINE!!! COME ON, DO SOMETHING!!
user: she could gaslight me anytime
lilyrose_depp: marry me 🫦
lando: sign me up then
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user: nOt lando deleting his comments 😭
↳ user: WHAT COMMENT?!??
↳ user: he commented, “sign me up then” referring to her caption
user: keeho and lando fighting for her attention like champs, while jude and eric are somewhere probably hiding and crying 🤣
user: got two exes fighting for her attention in the comments
gabbriette: body soooo tea 😍
user: MOTHER IS MOTHERING 😩
user: posting a thirst trap a day after rating your exes is insane
user: call me jude the way im speechless
↳ yourusername: 😭😭 I CANT LMAO
user: let me gaslight you and bring you flowers, plz 🙏🏼
↳ eric.is.youngjae: 😭😭😭😭 i cant with ya’ll
↳ user: are you trying to gaslight me right now??
↳ yourusername: HAHAHA
user: ERIC COMMENTING 😭 im deaddd
user: got all her exes stalking her lmao
yourusername
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yourusername: lost files found 💗✨
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user: WHY IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT THE SHIRT—HELLO??
user: can’t decide if i want to be you or date you
user: definition of goals!
user: THE MCLAREN TSHIRT?!?? hELLO!???
bellahadid: hottie with a body 😍
user: lando seeing this and regretting everything
↳ user: suddenly i care about f1 again
madisonbeer: 😍😍 obsessed with youu
user: @lando
lando: is this your way of making me lose focus next race?
↳ yourusername: maybe im just making sure you have something to think about other than racing … priorities, babe;)
↳ user: he’s def gonna crash the next race thinking about this
user: just admit you miss each other, y’all making us suffer
kendalljenner: hottie 🫦
↳ yourusername: love yaaa
user: if lando crashes the next race, it’s because of her comments, no doubt 😭
user: keeho BETTER step up fast before lando swoops in and takes his girl!!!
eric.is.youngjae: are you trying to gaslight me?? 🤔
↳ yourusername: is it working tho? 🤣
↳ user: PLEASE 😭 he ain’t gonna let this die lmao
↳ user: our gaslighting king
user: LANDO BEING BOLD?!!?
judebellingham: 🤩
user: battle of the exes in the comments
user: how can one be this beautiful?!?? 😩
user: the baddest
keehop1harm: call me gal gadot the way idk how to act
↳ yourusername: 😭😭😭
↳ user: keeho— what is this?!!?
↳ user: yOOO, IM DEADDD 😭
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yourusername: started with a bunny, ended with a blur 🐰📸
tagged: @kendalljenner
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kendalljenner: love yaaa, sexy 💋
user: i love you too
user: i volunteer as tribute for literally anything you need
user: pretty girl behavior 😍
charles_leclerc: the cutest bunny ever
user: kendall and you = unstoppable duo!
user: oh she’s THAT girl
user: wow. just wow.
lando: are you always this captivating, or is this a special occasion? 🤔 or???
↳ yourusername: i save my best for the fans who notice
↳ user: omg omg janesbsnd
keehop1harm: bunny’s got that “model off-duty” look down perfectly #modelstatus
↳ yourusername: we practice our poses together — obviously professional stuff 🐰😎
user: a baddie with her baddie friend 😍
gigihadid: 😍😍 gorgeous girls!!
user: lando better get his girl back 😭😭
user: cute bunny!!!
user: always glowing, gorgeous!
user: 😭😭😭 girl— youre so beautiful
user: pretty in every way possible
user: the bunny 🥺🥺
user: lando and keeho got post notifications on 🤣
user: my fav duo 😍 @kendalljenner @yourusername
user: you must be jude bellingham, because you’ve got me hooked from the first touch
↳ yourusername: YOOOOO 😭
↳ user: all i can think about when i hear/see judes name is “good taste in restaurants, terrible taste in arguments” 💀
user: YESS GIRLLL 🔥🔥
bellahadid: ok, work
user: gorgggggg 😍
user: she’s probably wishing she never rated her exes 😭
user: can i be you?
user: MARRY ME!!!! PLEASE!!! 🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼
imessage
lando norris — yn ln
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yourusername: tonights vibe— a little déjà vu
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user: HOT
lando: might have to adjust my standards after that night … immaculate performance 😏
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lando: well hello pretty girl
↳ user: SIR?!???
user: LANDO COMMENTING AND CALLING HER PRETTY GIRL
user: lando’s the only ex i want her to get back with 😭😭😭😭
kendalljenner: answer my text!!!!
↳ yourusername: omw
user: that looks like the bar that her and lando used to go to
user: yn and lando might be back?
user: wait— yn and lando? lowkey banging and trying to keep it hush-hush or?!??!????
user: why are people saying ynlando is back?!!?
↳ user: bc of his comment 🙄 calling her “pretty girl”
user: oh to be the yn ln 😩
user: 😍😍 the prettiest girl ever
user: keeho liking a minute after she posted 😭 #downbad
user: glowing as always
user: how can one be this beautiful?
user: i hope her and eric get back together
↳ user: so he can gaslight her again??? 💀 please
user: @lando aint this the bar ya’ll used to go?!
carlossainz55: uuuuyy
user: KEEHO, GET UP!! cOME GET YOUR GIRL!!
user: goals 😍
user: wait— this is lando and yn’s “spot” no??
user: she has to be with lando, there’s no other explanation
yourusername
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yourusername: breaks over, he came to his senses
tagged: @lando
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user: you hear that? thats the sound of the internet breaking
user: went from ‘are they?’ to ‘OMG THEY ARE’ real quick
user: OMG OMG OMG OMG
lando: what can i say, i missed my girl
↳ user: IM IN SHAMBLES NAKAJSJDXN
user: oh keeho ain’t gonna like this 😂
user: I JUST DROPPED MY PHONE IN A PUBLIC PLACE
user: I KNEW IT. I NEVER LOST HOPE
user: so who texted who first? be honest
↳ user: he definitely did! he wanted her BAD
user: he fumbled once and immediately remembered who she is
user: sex was that good huh? 😏
↳ yourusername: behave!!
user: no cause if he came back to ME after a break??? he’d be blocked 😭 but this? i support
user: no wonder he’s been all smilingly this whole week
oscarpiastri: finally i don’t have to hear his whining 😭
↳ lando: i see how it is 😞
carlossainz55: he was consistently losing his mind over you
↳ lando: is it expose lando norris day or??
user: his dick game must be next level for her to come back
↳ user: 😭😭 did you not see her rating?!??
↳ user: thats the whole point
user: the real reason she’s back? that dick games legendary
↳ lando: she’s a good rider— knows how to handle the curves
↳ user: OMG
user: lando omg????
user: i wanted her and keeho tbh 😩
↳ user: same sis same
user: she might be back with lando, but let’s not forget she said eric’s got that BDE
: ˚⋆✮ in which: lando can’t afford to have any ‘distractions’, meaning he can’t have you. too bad he wants you anyway
: ˚⋆✮ a/n: i’m backkk teehee, will be tryna write more especially for those neteyam reqs ppl left! send me f1 reqs guys i beg 🙏🙏 enjoy ts!
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yourusername much needed trip w my girls ✨🍾
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yourusername link in bio bby
kikagomes prettiest girl liked by creator
yourusername all uuu
username no lando for like 5 posts now i fear my parents are divorced…
username they’re not over till they announce it idc
username it’s time to stop being delusional guys she’s not even been to the last couple of races
lando
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lando not the ideal race but taking the learning opportunity. well done kimi for your first podium!
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username tryna be nonchalant like he didn’t crash attempting to overtake his own teammate
username people make mistakes, move on.
username lost his girl and the race omg no wonder he looks miserable
username can you guys read the room
username he looks so distant this is NOT my lando
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yourusername had to reconnect w nature after making myself look like an idiot again! moral of the story - love is not enough girlies
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yourusername my girl always
username LANDO IN LIKES THIS IS NOT AN EMERGENCY
username babe read the caption he clearly fucked up
username i need lando to publicly display his affection and apologise to her right now idc liked by lando
username UH WE SAW THAT
lando it always is.
“i’m so stupid.”
you bury your face in your pillow, not wanting alexandra to see the evident embarrassment coating your features. lando had called you that night, after his crash, and confided in you for all but 5 minutes, before abruptly hanging up because “he couldn’t be distracted.”
“i mean, he texted me first? and now he has the audacity to like my posts. to comment cryptic shit. is he serious?” you rant, throwing the pillow on the floor. it lands by alex’s feet, whilst she sits beside you, concerned expression on her face.
“babe, i thought you said you’re over him, especially since that happened like, 2 weeks ago.” she sighs, rubbing your arm affectionately.
unfortunately for you, it doesn’t calm you down. her hand does not carry the warmth lando’s did.
“i’m not! we all know i am not. i’m not over lando and i don’t think i ever will be and he wants a championship more than me and-”
alexandra shushes you before lifting herself off the sofa, moving in front of you.
“it’s silverstone. tomorrow. and he invited me. and he has his own grandstand. and he looks so good in his posts.”
alexandra looks away in thought, before her face glows in enthusiasm. “go to the race.”
“what?” you cough, shocked at her blunt reply.
“i mean go to the race. not as his guest, with me, for charles. look hot, make him regret everything.” she pulls you up to your feet to join her as she exaggeratedly flicks her hair.
“that’s mean, alex. he didn’t chose to break up with me, they made him. all he’s doing now is following his contract about having no distractions.” you whine. it’s ironic, how the distance between you and lando doesn’t change how much you understand each other.
“what was mean was him running back to you just to leave you again. plus, don’t you want to see the look on his face?”
you sigh, rolling your eyes in false annoyance.
“sure, fuck it.”
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yourusername silvo babyyy
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username SHE’S AT HIS HOME RACE
username mate she’s with alexandra in the ferrari garage…
username and landos still in her likes soo?
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f1 LANDO NORRIS WINS HIS HOME GRAND PRIX!
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username PAPAYA ON TOP! 🧡
username lando wdc 🔜
username first home win of many let’s hope
username guess who’s in the likes 👀
username did anyone see her absolutely sobbing when he won?
username it was insane!! especially when he came out the car and pointed to the ferrari garage he KNEW she was in.
the moment the checkered flag was waved as lando drove past, you had been a wreck.
no matter what ever happened between you two, whatever contract was drawn up, nothing could stop you from feeling so connected to him.
he told you he would show you, and now lando istood on the top step of the podium, british anthem booming as he grins that stupid lopsided grin that you loved so much.
alexandra pushes away anyone who comes close, including stubborn journalists that need a story, understanding that you need a moment. when he’s in the media pen, they ask him about any ‘special guests’ he has visiting him. he smiles and shrugs, because he’s not going to force you into anything.
“if your asking me if i had motivation, then i did.” is all he says. and you know it’s for you. it always was.
lando
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lando SILVO BABYYY! great weekend, loved seeing everyone at the grandstand covered in fluoro. got the best prize 🧡 on to the next!
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maxfewtrell lets gooo liked by creator
username i got a photo with him im never shutting up now!
carlossainz55 whats the prize 👀 liked by creator
lando trophy duhh
georgerussell63 wonder where i’ve seen that caption before liked by creator
lando oi
username smile hasn’t been that big since the last time his girl took the photo js sayin liked by creator
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yourusername 🍾👏
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username translating 🔀 celebrating w my boyfriend
username not being weird but i know lando’s hands and those are 100% his.
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username we survived the divorce era 🔥
lando
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lando taking time off w my girl
username finally confirmation 🥹🥹 liked by creator
oscarpiastri will you stop sulking now liked by creator
lando haha very funny mate
yourusername i told u not to post that one my hair is so frizzy 😐 liked by creator
lando baby you look better than the views we saw i promise
username bro they’re such goals i need this.
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