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Mercedes: So we've put out our very neutral very friendly, non judgmental statement.
Toto: Okay.
Mercedes: Now you will do an interview and answer some questions.
Toto: Okay.
Mercedes:......
Mercedes: We need you to be polite and neutral.
Toto:.....
Toto: Okay.
Mercedes: You're not going to be neutral are you?
Toto:.....
[Few moments later]
Toto: And fuck Masi and fuck everyone and we're not attending your bitchass gala. Fuck you!
Valtteri: I need it back Lewis.
Lewis [hugging Valtteri's tribute helmet]: No.
Valtteri: The race is literally in an hour.
Lewis [tearfully tracing his finger over the picture of them]: No
Valtteri [sighing]: Come on man, I'm not leaving formula 1
Lewis: But....dream team?
Valtteri:.....
Valtteri [reaching out a hand]: Then let's go be dream team one last time.
Lewis:.......
Lewis [wiping his eyes then taking his hand]: Okay.
Valtteri: I still need that helmet back though.
Lewis: Can we negotiate or--
Valtteri: No.
F1 2022
Roscoe: *where has he gone?*
Roscoe: *it's been a really long time.*
Roscoe: *i wonder when he comes back because lewis and i miss him*
Roscoe: *we saw him today! lewis was really happy. i was too. walking in the sun made me tired but hanging out with valtteri was fun.*
Roscoe: *he gave me head pats before we left. i miss his head pats.*
Roscoe: *he'll give me lots and lots when he comes back though, i can't wait!*
Roscoe: *i don't know why we can't bring him back with us now but there must be a reason*
Roscoe: *..........*
Roscoe: *..........*
Roscoe: *valtteri isn't coming back is he?*
Roscoe: *...........*
Roscoe: *the motorhome still smells like him sometimes*
Charles: I accidentally indulged in too much 'Me time'.
Charles: Turns out, I've been reported missing for six months and presumed dead by most locals and national authorities.
Lewis: You jumped ahead of Max and kept pole?!
Valtteri: Yes!! You jumped ahead of 15 drivers and finished 5th?!
Lewis: Yes!!
Valtteri:.....
Lewis:......
Lewis: Do you feel really sexy right now.
Valtteri: Yessssss
Lewis [fist bumps him]: Me too.
Charles [bursts into the room]: Marry me Pear!!
Pierre:.....
Pierre: Did you rob that bank and now need me for spousal immunity?
Charles: Pretty much yeah.
Pierre: Then sure, I'll marry you.
Nico: So.....
Valtteri: So?
Nico: How long have you known Lewis exactly?
Valtteri [shrugging]: Feels like forever.
Nico:.....
Valtteri:......
Nico: You will never know him like I did!! *storms off*
Valtteri [slowly sips his coffee]: I really hope not. Didn't seem to end well for you.
[Before an interview after Lewis has retired]
Toto: Can you at least say one thing nice about him?
Lewis:.....
Lewis: Sure.
[During the interview]
Lewis: Nico isn't the best of men. But he is a man and I assume he must be best at something.
Toto: *facepalm*
Valtteri: Maybe you shouldn't have encouraged him to talk about Nico right after their fourteen hundredth argument? Just a thought.
