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Formula 1 is a gay ass sport. Why do they all want to ride pole?
So Max verstappen is definitely toto wolf's hall pass, right?
As a directioner, the first part of this video is giving "Where’s the irish one?" "WE‘VE LOST ANOTHER ONE." "WE‘RE DROPPING LIKE FLIES."
NSFW alphabet - Lando Norris
700 celebration 🎉
Thank you, you lovely crazy people ♥️
This was requested quite a lot and I started writing it a while ago, but now I was finally able to finish it. Hope you enjoy it 🤓
a = aftercare (what they’re like after sex)
Lando has a thing for everything to be clean - so he always makes sure that after a session you and him getting cleaned up like taking a shower or having a bath together.
b = body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)
his favorite part of/on his body, are his hands and his hair. driving one of the fastest car of the world, playing golf or even for playing video games - he has pretty skilled fingers and big hands. he is also very proud of his locks and loves it when you are stroking his hair and giving him a head massage.
Lando loves your tits - who would have thought? in overall he just loves sucking on your nipples and kneading your tits to stimulate you.
c = cum (anything to do with cum, basically)
inside you or on your tits - he just really loves the view, when his cum is dripping down in between your tits.
d = dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)
he is known for being addicted to milk and also received a breastfeeding pump once from his secret Santa aka Alex Albon.
the thought, that you were able to feed your baby one day with your own "milk”, fascinates him. and to be honest, he would like to taste it himself.
e = experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)
Lando is young - but super eager to learn and wants to experience so much. he needs a little confidence push here and there from you.
f = favorite position (this goes without saying)
spooning & titjob
Lando loves being the big spoon. it gives him the feeling to be your guardian and this gives him extra confidence. when he adjusts your upper leg and holding it at a certain angle, his thrusts meet your g spot perfectly. also he loves to grab your boobs in this position, pulling you closer to his chest and leaving hickeys on your neck.
since you knew that Lando was so fixed on your boobs, you tried something new and instead of giving him a blowjob, you tried a titjob. he loved it! from that moment on, this became something in your sex routine.
g = goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)
we’re talking about Lando?! goofy should be his middle name. actually it’s your nick name for him. you two are always joking around - even when having sex.
h = hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)
Lando is completely shaved!
i = intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)
in the beginning of each of your sessions, Lando seems a little tense, because he wants to do you right and especially make you cum. after a few moments, he relaxes and performs even better so both of you enjoy the sexy time.
j = jack off (masturbation headcanon)
you haven’t seen Lando in 3 weeks - there were 2 race weekend after each other and on the free weekend before, you attended a wedding without him. since you and him were dating just recently, both of you are horny as fuck for each other. finally you were able to see him, but Lando had planned a live stream the same time you would arrive at his apartment in Monaco.
of course you weren’t happy about that, but still horny - so was Lando.
you teased him off camera, by drinking from your can with a straw and imitating to suck his dick. you also flashed him and did a little striptease. Lando really needed to hold it in and tried to put up a good front. he lost every single game and had to end the stream about half an hour earlier, as you were now under the table, freeing his already hard cock from his pants and boxers. after he ended the stream, he took of his shirt and threw it over the camera, just to be sure. that was your sign to start jerking him off.
k = kink (one or more of their kinks)
submissive & praising
he likes it when you take control and take him as you need him. you can also be a little rougher. nothing is more important to him than satisfying your needs. and if you praise him for it, it is the purest satisfaction for him. Lando may have a bit of a fuckboy image, but after all, he's a good boy for you.
l = location (favorite places to do the do)
usually you two have sex in bed or on the sofa, sometimes in the shower - but Lando would like to try public sex.
m = motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)
for Lando it doesn’t need much - he still needs to learn how to control himself. mostly in public. whenever you are around and wearing some tight clothes.
n = no (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)
anything that has to do with pain. yes he likes it rough, but he would never want to hurt you and is therefore not a fan of spanking or choking.
o = oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)
Lando's eating out skills need some improvement, but he's so willing to learn so you'll teach him how you like it best. he is a quick learner.
contrary to your blow job skills. especially on days when he is not feeling well, you can always cheer him up with that and it’s also the quickest way to make him cum.
p = pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)
most of the time your sessions are fast and rough. your desire for each other is so big, that you can almost never restrain yourselves. however, as time goes by, you discover passionate sex for yourselves and take more time for it.
q = quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)
anywhere and anytime..
r = risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)
Lando loves new things and variety. you can see that in his many hobbies. but, he always needs the necessary impulse from you to actually try something new or different. he doesn't want to be too brash and make you feel uncomfortable.
s = stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)
he has the greatest stamina imaginable! it has also happened before, that you couldn't take it anymore after several rounds and had to hold him back. he can be really insatiable, because he is so crazy about you.
t = toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)
toys are still new for him, so he is relatively restrained towards them. however, he enjoys it more often when you satisfy yourself with them in front of him. watching you do it on your own, increases his pleasure immensely.
u = unfair (how much they like to tease)
Lando is a tease in person. but in fact he's just playing and when it gets down to business, he's quite amazed at how wet you already are and what effect his cheekiness has on you.
v = volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)
he is a little insecure when it comes to being loud during sex. therefore, he is usually a little quieter and prefers to listen to your moans. he is surprised every time you tell him how much you like to hear him moan and that he should always do this while fucking you.
w = wild card (a random headcanon for the character)
Lando's latest passion is photography and there is nothing better for him than photographing you.
you're in the middle of a heavy make-out session, as you notice his camera on the nightstand.
"Wait." you murmur into his mouth, breaking the hot kiss between the two of you. you reach for the camera and hand it to him. astonished he looks at it and when he lifts his gaze again, you have already taken off your bra and covered your breasts with your hands. lasciviously you pose for him - Lando understands immediately and turns on the camera.
you give him some more poses and strip for him. he really gets into the act to capture the best angles of you and can't stop grinning. he shoots another picture of you, as you look directly into the camera lens and take his thumb in your mouth to suck on it.
quickly he puts his camera aside and pinned you down on the mattress. he got rid of his boxers and enters you without warning. during sex, you grab the camera once more and thanks to the small rotating monitor, you can shoot some more snapshots while you two are in action. some of them were blurry, but that's what made it a little more seductive and Lando had the best memory of you whenever you couldn't accompany him to a race.
x = x-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)
Lando is above average.
y = yearning (how high is their sex drive?)
he has the highest sex drive there’s ever been - get ready for some action.
z = zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)
because of complete exhaustion, you both always fall asleep very quickly.
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Found my new favourite person 😂❤️
Oh my god, what a shirt. I am crying 😂😂
What I’ve learned about f1 from my friend and the internet:
-Ferrari is a joke
-Fernando is still a rookie Even though he’s one of the most seasoned drivers
-F1 drivers have worse road rage than a 40-year-old trucker
-Nobody likes the drivers who paid for their seats
-Sometimes F1 drivers just stop thinking
-Lance is the worst thing to ever happen to F1 besides actual fatalities
-If you like Ferrari, no you don’t You just make fun of them
id post more but idt i can stay up anymore chat ive barely had any sleep this week and the one day i can sleep i stayed up til 3 to watch cars drive around
