I write.... sometimes

she/her ll artist, writer (sometimes)

[shakesberes-ghost]

☆ Hi, I'm Shakesbere, but just call me Shakes!

☼ She/Her, if you please (he/they is good too, just she/her is main <3)

🕊️🇵🇸🍉

I like to yap about:

My interests are a rotation of everything, you can expect (in no particular order):

Dead Boy Detectives

Lockwood and Co

If We Were Villains

Tintin

The Magnus Archives (working my way through protocol)

AtLA

DC

Hermitcraft

The Great Gatsby

Lord of the Flies

Hijack/ROTBTD

All for the Game (caught up entirely)

MHA, Haikyuu!!, Sk8 (all the good stuff)

Teen Wolf

Heated Rivalry

Trolls (yes, that movie)

Probably more that I'll add when I think of them

[helloliriels]

I gotta start counting the good things in my life. I swear every text or call or bit of news I get the last few years has been bad news. Like ... good things can happen too, right ...?

[kinowoo]

I recently played faith:theunholytrinity.

[dogpuppy]

[need-him-pregnant-poll]

NEED👏THAT👏MAN👏PREGNANT *SEASON TWO* ROUND 4 POLL 12

TUMBLR! Who's getting pregnant?

Sir Crocodile (One Piece)

Jonathan Harker (Dracula)

Voting ended onJun 3

[Crocodile]

"There's a pretty solid theory that he's the main character's birthing parent, so like he has prior experience.

Almost definitely transgender and we need more tmpreg rep.

World seems designed to give him a migraine, so he's the sort of person who would get knocked up for plot reasons.

It'd be hot, he'd be so flustered about it."

Crocodile propaganda from last season

[Jonathan]

"Dracula probably has weird vampire pregnancy powers and also all those scenes in Dracula's castle were so weird in a homoerotic way. Either that or Mina gets him pregnant (which good for her, Mina is the best). Jonathan loves his wife very much and he'd love to have her babies."

"I just want him to give birth to Quincey and have a happy life after this whole vampire bullshit."

[angelictrace]

CROCOMOM PLEASR YOU CAN DO THIS WE LOVE YOU

[callaham]

Jonathan was the first wattpad style self-insert character where the author is clearly Working Something Out About Themselves

If you read the original Dracula you will understand that the author wanted Jonathan Harker to get pregnant.

Do it for Bram Stoker's hidden homosexuality

[via-the-local-witch]

Jonathan had very queer dreams about dracula!!!

[sevaria]

Make me the subject of your desire

[kneatle]

I got the game and now I get to feed my miis cigarettes too. >:)

[shirmirart]

happy valentine’s day to all my sweethearts ❤️🧡💛💚🩵💙💜🩷

[thinkingabout-girls]

the funniest moment in dungeon meshi is when marcille is having her nightmare and brings up her dead bird while also talking about her dead dad, saying “papa and pipi” and laios automatically assumes pipi is marcilles third nonbinary parent on top of her mom and dad

[ouppygirlcity]

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

Young Hero Sent On A Quest meets other young heroes also sent on various quests—only to discover they're all being used as free child labor by the same flaky wizard as a scam to collect magical artifacts.

the Young Heroes' collective new "Quest" is now to Unionize.....

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

actually this is funnier if there are multiple wizards involved. the 12-year-olds combine their knowledge and realize the wizards are operating as a unified corporate entity...so then of course they have to go on a Quest To Meet The Monarch to ask the Crown to rule on this previously undeclared power bloc. which in a feudal fantasy world causes all sorts of political intrigue! none of it good

so then we've got corporate executive wizards facing off against royal anti-monopoly legal teams. meanwhile the aforementioned 12-year-olds are standing by pissed off and chewing popcorn (and hoarding undeclared magical artifacts they may or may not collectively vote to use as ammunition to fuel a revolutionary uprising). the!! possibilities!!!!!!

[clowndraws]

mimicry

[spam-monster]

Yes "grumpy angry guy" x "soft patient guy" is good, but have you considered "guy who yells one curse word while banging his fist on the table and then calms down" x "guy who screams fudge repeatedly while throwing things and knocking chairs over and causing a huge ruckus"?

Yes this is bloodymary. Simon and Rocky staring at Grace yelling "DUCK DUCK DUCKING DUCK! DUCK DUCK GOOSE DUCK!" in utter confusion.

[eggsoups]

[eddyneedssleep]

I find it so funny that people are shocked and freaking out that Mark knows about the bloodymary ship as if he wasn't saying shit like this on this very site back in 2015

[chromaticrainarts]

I think this ship (spaceship) is really funny

[arowitharrows]

The duality of "If you even imply that being aro or ace condemns someone to a sad and lonely life I will fucking fight you"

and

"being aro and ace is the most isolating thing I will ever experience"

[theprideful-deactivated20251201]

i think the tags are important

[myheadisfullofholes]

This.

[allthingswhumpyandangsty]