Incorrect Quotes, F4 edition - 2
You can see that i absolutely do not care about my exams coming up lol. Enjoy!
Gorya: I can't believe you've done this.....
Thyme: I'm sorry I didn't know-!
Gorya, on the verge of tears: YOU CAN'T JUST BUY ME A GIFT OUT OF NOWHERE NOW I FEEL LIKE A HUGE ASSHOLE!
Kaning: Smart is attractive. Educate me on something I don't know!
Kavin: The mouth of a jellyfish is also an anus.
Kaning: Stop.
Thyme: A mosquito tried to bite me and I slapped it and killed it.
Thyme: And I started thinking.
Thyme: Like, it was just trying to get food.
Thyme: What if I went to the fridge and it just slammed the door shut and snapped my neck?
Kavin: Are you ok?
MJ, having a KFC burger: Isn't it amazing how I can feel so bad and still look so good?
Gorya: What if the person who named Walkie Talkies named everything?
Gorya: Pregnancy tests are Maybe Babies.
Thyme: Socks are Feetie Heaties.
MJ: Defibrillators are Heartie Starties.
Kavin: Nightmares are Dreamy Screamies.
Kaning: Stamps are Lickie Stickies.
Ren: I hate you guys so much.
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Kavin: Name a more iconic duo than my crippling fear of abandonment and my anxiety. I’ll wait.
MJ: You and me!
Kavin: *tearing up* Ok.
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Ren: I keep a picture of all of us in my wallet. Whenever I face difficulties, I take it out and stare at the picture.
The Squad: Awwww-
Ren: And I tell myself "If I can deal with these idiots, then I can deal with anything."
The Squad: Oh.
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Gorya: Damn, the power went out.
Thyme: Don’t worry, I got this.
Thyme: *shakes rapidly and starts to light up*
Gorya: What-?
Thyme: I swallowed a glow stick!
Gorya, on the verge of tears: WHY WOULD YOU-
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Kaning: Kavin annoyed me today so I told him that I can’t wait to see what he’s planned for our special day tomorrow.
Gorya: There is nothing special about tomorrow.
Kaning: But there is something special about watching the color leave his face as panic takes over.
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Kavin: Everything will be ok. You can not stop it.
Kavin: Everything will be fine. You have no choice.
Gorya: What the fuck kind of pep talk is that?
Kavin: Ominous positivity.
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Kavin: You’re giving me a sticker?
Kaning: Not just a sticker. That is a sticker of a kitty saying “me-wow!”
Kavin: I’m not a preschooler.
Kaning: Fine, I’ll take it back-
Kavin: I earned this, back off!
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Thyme: Shouldn't get stressed out, it's not good for the baby.
Gorya: What baby?
Thyme, crying a bit: Me.
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Kaning: I am darkness. I am an power. I am your worst nightmare. I could kill a man in more ways than you can imagine. I am the night. I am fury, I am a weapon, I am-
Kavin: A doll.
MJ: A cinnamon roll.
Gorya: A sweetheart.
Kaning:
Kaning: ...stop it.
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Gorya: I like to think of myself as a semi responsible adult here.
Ren: Kaning is 70% of your impulse control and you know this Gorya.
Kaning: I feel like Gorya is the more responsible one of us two though.
Gorya: We are both 70% of each others' impulse control.
Kaning: Just two lil beasts in pinwheel hats spinning on the merry-go-round at dangerous velocities, holding each other’s hands so the other doesn’t fall off.
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MJ: Sometimes I like to place my hands on someone’s cheeks, look into their eyes...
MJ: ...And violently jerk their head until it snaps.
Ren: ...That took an unexpected turn.
Thyme: So did their neck.
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