5 Sure Ways To Confuse Your Flight Attendant
5. Ask us if we know where your next gate is (in flight). Sir we are 35,000 ft in the sky with 0 WiFi. Also, gates change so there’s that.
4. Get angry with us when the flight is delayed due to the plane having a mechanical malfunction. I’m so sorry you’re going to miss your connection, Debbie, but we absolutely cannot fly you in a plane with missing or broken parts. I mean, the ultimatum is possibly dying.
3. Have us name everything on the snack cart then ask for something else. i just told you we had sprite, coke, diet coke, ginger ale, club soda, apple juice, orange juice, and cranberry juice. Y U ASK FOR DR PEPPER.
2. Tell us you fly more than we do. I don’t care if you’re a quadruple-medallion-admiral-platinum-diamond-amethyst status passenger... that joke is old and unfunny and you simply do not, Jim. You do not fly more than us.
1. Pass ten toilets in the terminal, sit at the gate for an hour, then get on the plane to use the bathroom ultimately holding up boarding.
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