#faaip

[logging-the-flight]

hey faa1p d0 y0u dare me t0 g0 tell karkat that h1s matespr1ts current k1ds dy1ng yes 0r n0

hOw AbOUt I dArE yOU tO dO nO sUch thIng, And yOU stOp bEIng sO ObnOxIOUsly UngrEAtfUl tO thE OnE whO lEAds Us And thE OnE whO hOUsEs Us?

s0 1ll take that as a yes

[standbywarrior]

Very well. Send him my regards and tell him not to forget about Kurloz. That's not negative at all, trust me. I'm entirely trustworthy.

cOnsIdErIng thE thrEAt yOU jUst mAdE, Im dOUbtfUl.

[standbywarrior]

I wouldn't speak like that to me, fool. Unless you want your matesprit's child to suffer the last fate of the last one I gave you, except more slowly.

sOrry, kArkAt Is On lOckdOwn At thE mOmEnt. prObAbly wIll bE fOr A whIle, And wErE Only AllOwEd tO dElIvEr pOsItIvE mEssAgEs, whIch thIs sEEms tO bE thE OppOsItE Of.

[logging-the-flight]

00ps s0 maybe v1s1t1ng la1ads r00m t0 tell karkat that h1s ma1n f0cus 1s gett1ng the fuck 0ut 0f d0dge was a bad 1dea

gEE, I wOndEr why?

0h shut up y0u w0uld have d0ne the same th1ng 1f y0u were put 1n charge e1ther way hes st1ll putt1ng up a hell 0f a f1ght

[thereisnocureforpain]

Faaip de Oiad / Lost Keys [Mashup Perfection]