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dudE I H8 U SO MUCH RN WHY
alright this shits going in a read more and i dont think anybody cares about me enough to read this buT THANK YOU A LOT ANYWAYS EVEN THOUGH I HATE U
1. Are looks important in a relationship?
honestly yes but i dont want to explain it bc im lazy
2. Are relationships ever worth it?
not to me, but maybe to other people.
3. Are you a virgin?
I HAVE A BLOG
4. Are you in a relationship?
ha ha hahhaha ha haa.. ha.,,,,ahah ha hm
5. Are you in love?
no but i actually have been. his name was jake. i was 11.
6. Are you single this year?
noo psh what why would you think that........
7. Can you commit to one person?
fuck yes. im sorry but if i like someone, its them only, no one else.
8. Describe your crush
i dont have a crush??
9. Describe your perfect mate
must have pulse
10. Do you believe in love at first sight?
how the fuck can you fall in love when you first see someone, honestly. i think there's lust at first sight, but not love.
11. Do you ever want to get married?
idK MAYBE but the whole marriage thing seems stupid, like you should really give some thought into who you're going to spend the rest of your life with. if someone proposed to me, i wouldnt say yes right away, but i'd tell that fucker to wait so i can think like is this person actually right for me and do i want to spend the rest of my life with him/her? because i really dont want to wake up at 40 and regret a bunch of stuff that i couldve changed earlier. u feel
12. Do you forgive betrayal?
absolutely not. i remember it forever
13. Do you get jealous easily?
no actually
14. Do you have a crush on anyone?
nope
15. Do you have any piercings?
yeah i used to have 7 ear piercings but i took them all out (except for the one at the top of my ear) so i could stretch them. i also have a nose piercing, but i've had that for the longest time so i havent been wearing it in recently and i might let it grow over idK
16. Do you have any tattoos?
i have one that i sort of regret. it's on my right shoulderblade and it says 'stay strong' (like how fucking cliche is that ugh) yeah um i got it when i was 14. my mom's pretty cool and signed the permission slip. i dont think she can really say no considering she's COVERED in tattoos.
17. Do you like kissing in public?
i havent kissed anyone but i hate it when people do it, like can u take that away from here and go in like a hotel room or somethin pls
20. Do you shower every day?
during school yes but in the summer its more like one shower every 12 years
21. Do you think someone has feelings for you?
NO
22. Do you think someone is thinking about you right now?
idk
23. Do you think you can last in a relationship for 6 months and not cheat?
heck yeah.
24. Do you think you’ll be married in 5 years?
nope neoepen oep no
25. Do you want to be in a relationship this year?
YES SOMEONE DATE ME I WILL GIVE YOU 8 POTATO AND LIKE 11 DOLLARS
26. Has anyone told you they don’t want to ever lose you?
no lol
27. Has someone ever written a song or poem for you?
yes
28. Have you ever been cheated on?
yes (even though this was in fourth grade oh)
29. Have you ever cheated on someone?
nope
30. Have you ever considered plastic surgery? If so, what would you change about your body?
yeah i have. like im being serious. and only on my butt because thats what i hate most about my body.
31. Have you ever cried over a guy/girl?
ye
32. Have you ever experienced unrequited love?
yEAH
33. Have you ever had sex with a man?
hah ha hahahaha ,,,../., haaah ahah ahahahah....
34. Have you ever had sex with a woman?
ffffffffffffffffffffffff
35. Have you ever kissed someone older than you?
i have not had kiss what is kiss
36. Have you ever liked one of your best friends?
yep. and then she rejected me when i asked her out. yeah
37. Have you ever liked someone who your friends hated?
yep
38. Have you ever liked someone you didn’t expect to?
yES FUCK
39. Have you ever wanted someone you couldn’t have?
all th e ti me
40. Have you ever written a song or poem for someone?
no
41. Have you had sex so far this year?
hhah
42. How long can you just kiss until your hands start to wander?
these are making me sad and sexually frustrated
43. How long was your longest relationship?
like a week oops
44. How many boyfriends/girlfriends have you had?
3 and the last one was in 6th grade oh
45. How many people did you kiss in 2012/2013?
hashtag sad
46. How many times did you have sex last year?
frownie face
47. How old are you?
2 months until 16 nigga
48. If the person you like says they like someone else, what would you say?
i would say thats cool and then hug them and then go cry by myself
49. If you have a boyfriend/girlfriend, what is your favorite thing about him/her?
it would depend on the person??????
50. If your first true love knocked on your door with apology and presents, would you accept?
FUCKC YES as long as those presents include chocolate
51. Is there a boy/girl who you would do absolutely everything for?
no
52. Is there anyone you’ve given up on? Why?
yeah lot's of people. and bc im not gonna waste my time on someone i know who is not gonna like me back. i just dont.
53. Is there someone mad because you’re dating/talking to the person you are?
nno
54. Is there someone you will never forget?
yeah,,,,,,
55. Share a relationship story.
um ok this was 6th grade and i was going out with this guy named daniel and he was fuckin cute and we were at the fair together and we were gonna go on the cages (like a ferris wheel but they are caged and you can make them spin around) anyways they were delayed for like 20 minutes and i was gonna go on them with this guy and we were gnna kiss but then we forgot about it and then he had to go home and thats the story of how i almost got my frst kiss but since i didnt i am still kissless today
56. State 8 facts about your body
-my ass is ugly and i hate it and some of the girls in school make fun of it because it's actually really big and like i am a tiny person so it look weird on me
-i also have big boobs that i want to chop off does anyone want them
-i really like my eyes and my smile. thats really all i like about me
-ummmM my eyes are hazel but i want them to be gree n
-im so pale im literally the colour of paper im not fucking kidding
-i really love my brain hey lil brain s/o to u ur pretty rad
-um i've had a thigh gap all my life i actually hate it
-um i am human i breath yes i am huma n yes i think things
57. Things you want to say to an ex
no
58. What are five ways to win your heart?
literally just make eye contact with me
59. What do you look like? (Post a picture!)
go here
60. What is the biggest age difference between you and any of your partners?
rewklfQNEKFWNEATG
61. What is the first thing you notice in someone?
actually usually how they react in their environment (if that makes sense?) like i usually tend to stick to the more shy people or people that dont talk to anybody because those are usually most of the time the interesting people who i want to get to know, u feel
62. What is the sexiest thing someone could ever do for/to you?
buy me mcdonalds
63. What is your definition of “having sex”?
anything that involves sticking anything in one of your orifices
64. What is your definition of cheating?
having sex with another person whom you are not dating, without their permission
65. What is your favourite foreplay routine?
im really hungry and i want a bic mac fuck sex
66. What is your favourite roleplay?
rojewnlllllno3'WOEJRqe[jr
67. What is your idea of the perfect date?
TAKE ME TO MCDONALDS
68. What is your sexual orientation?
asexual i think. i dont really know yet.
69. What turns you off?
LOUD PEOPLE, PEOPLE WHO FEEL THE NEED TO SHOW OFF, FARTING (BURPING IS OKAY THO), BIGOTS, SEXISM, THE LIST COULD GO ON FOR DAYS
70. What turns you on?
green eyes, humour, piercings, tattoos, nice people, the list could go on man
71. What was your kinkiest wet dream?
idk i dont remember this shit
72. What words do you like to hear during sex?
when u mom come home and mke hte spaghetti
73. What’s something sweet you’d like someone to do for you?
buy me mcdicks
74. What’s the most superficial characteristic you look for?
mostly smile
75. What’s the sweetest thing anyone’s ever done for you?
idk im too lazy to think
76. What’s the sweetest thing you’ve ever done for someone?
i do lots of sweet things for people srsly if u are my friend i will be v sweet to u let me pamper u with things i will write u poems whatever u want
77. What’s your opinion on age differences in relationships?
its aight with me, as long as ur not courtney stodden and that fuckin old actor guy who i forget the name of. that makes me cringe
78. What’s your dirtiest secret?
i dunno
79. When was the last time you felt jealous? Why?
i dont get jealous?????
80. When was the last time you told someone you loved them?
my mom like yesterday oh
81. Who are five people you find attractive?
benedict cumberbatch, david tennant, juno temple, billie piper, tom hiddleston
82. Who is the last person you hugged?
um probably my mom like a week ago
83. Who was your first kiss with?
cries
84. Why did your last relationship fail?
he moved away
85. Would you ever date someone off of the Internet?
YES SERIOUSLY IF YOU WANNA DATE I WILL GIVE YOU MY SKYPE OKAY IM SRS PLS SOMEONE DATE ME
