They cook together. Calcifer keeps Sophie from getting distracted and burning things and Sophie keeps Calcifer interested with guilt trips until sheâs done.
How often do they fight?:Â
Surprisingly little because it takes two to fight and they both lose interest. They each make their own sharp comment in an instant when theyâre displeased, but that is the end of the thing. Generally, it isnât each other theyâre vexed with anyway.
What do they do when theyâre away from each other?:Â
They manage just fine. Well, Sophie thinks she manages just fine and Calcifer thinks of the things theyâll likely have to help her correct upon on their return.Â
Who steals the covers at night?:Â
Sophie, of course, but Calcifer lets her and they donât grumble about it.  Calcifer always runs warmer than she does anyway. Â
Remembering depends upon how much attention one was paying in the first place. Generally Calcifer, though theyâll turn things into riddles rather than express the memory outright. Sophie.... is only selectively observant at best and her memory for most things is even worse. On occasion, though, she remembers (usually something Calcifer wanted her to forget.)Â
Neither are big cussers. Calcifer is precise with their words and Sophie only cusses with her eyes.Â
Who takes longer showers?:Â
Probably Calcifer, though neither is particularly used to long showers after living with Howl.Â
Whatâs their favorite place to go together?:Â
Outside. Sophie loves her garden, Calcifer loves fresh air. Everyone wins.
Whoâs more likely to burn dinner?:
Sophie due to distraction; Calcifer due to spite.
Who falls asleep on the couch?:
Sophie, usually with sewing of some sort in her lap.
Who sings in the shower?:
If one of them has to, it would be Calcifer, but neither of them really do.
Calcifer plans (at the last moment), but Sophie prepares. Â
Sophie has always been an early riser, and itâs only gotten worse after the curse turned her into an old woman.
Who drinks all of the coffee?:
Who drinks all the coffee or who cleans the pot before itâs empty?
Who starts getting into holidays way before they should?:
Sophie stops short of cluttering the house with holiday-related decorations, as she canât really stand to keep anything like that in storage, but she makes sure the house is tidy and the meals are prepared. At the very least, the house will smell like the holiday and its appropriate treats.Â
Who initiates the couple selfies?:
Howl. (Yes, we know he isnât part of âthe couple.â That doesnât seem to matter.)
Who forgets the birthdays and anniversaries?:Â
Calcifer doesnât tend to track dates, so theyâre the ones to forget. Sophie isnât likely to notice until days afterward, though. Birthdays and anniversaries arenât particularly important to her.
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