Jun 22, 2013
MEMO# 383
Mr Howlett is reminded, again, that when told to 'scout ahead and leave a trail' for the rest of your team to follow, that trail should not consist of cigar stubs and dead bodies.
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MEMO# 383
Mr Howlett is reminded, again, that when told to 'scout ahead and leave a trail' for the rest of your team to follow, that trail should not consist of cigar stubs and dead bodies.
MEMO #382
All S.H.I.E.L.D employees are reminded that no one may replace issued weapons with Airsoft, paintball, or NERF weaponry.
MEMO #365
All S.H.I.E.L.D employees are hereby ordered to adhere to the “make an effort” clause of participation in Society for Creative Anachronism (SCA) events. Even if you can, or think you can, out-shoot, outrank, outfight, out-sing, or especially out-drink any of them you shouldn't attempt to do it. I am given to understand that Agent Wilson has been awarded an O.A.F. For his recent appearance in Missouri. It reportedly involved a traffic cone, a golf cart, and apparently a few dozen hamsters. I really want no more information than that.
Vivat,
(based on a submission by Teslas-Lightning. With love from Sayyida Umm Ya'kub Rayya al-ahra' bint Fath al-Badawiyya, AoA,CoT, to Calontir and the rest of the Knowne World)
Agents of SHIELD answered your question! Faccino is also now semi canon! Yay!
//YES THEY DID AND I AM SERIOUSLY FANGIRLING HERE.
Also:
Agent John Facchino, HR department, has ALWAYS been canon.
his entire backstory, personality, and appearance I made up, because his name and department is ALL we’ve ever known of him…//
MEMO #355
All agents are reminded that it is racial discrimination, as well as incredibly ill-advised, to imitate the Swedish Chef anywhere near a Food Service Department employee.
Furthermore, be advised that Skrulls are not Kosher and Agent Brompton will not be serving them during Passover. Continuing to insist that this is true will result in attendance at the religious tolerance class taught by Agent Levant and myself.
This isn't What is Looks Like (Closed RP)
John Facchino, for once in the field rather than riding a desk, followed his mark at a safe distance through the red-light district and tried not to seem out of place in an area he had no practical desire to be in. He was dressed up, and fit in with the late evening business crowd he moved through.
The man he was following ducked into a darkened doorway that John passed by to scope it out, before doubling back and following him in. Oh. Kristi will kill me.
It was a strip club, and his mark was nowhere to be seen. He'd lost him, unless he was in a private room. John took a seat at the bar, as far from the girls as possible, and steeled himself to wait it out and see which it was.
MEMO #350
Agent Wilson is not “universally recognized as a mature and responsible adult,” and as such may no longer supervise other agents in any P.T. Activity, especially not Dodge-ball.
He may also not surprise anyone with a spontaneous game of Dodge-ball, Murder-ball, or Calvin-ball. When surprising people with unauthorized games of Murder-ball, Agent Wilson may not refer to it as “Sneak-Attack-Ball,” “Back-Stab-Ball,” or especially not “Medici-Ball.”
MEMO #349
Neither the Helicarrier, the drop-ships, the planes, or the quin-jets are capable of “making the Kessel Run in less than 12 Parsecs.” Quit asking Captain Simon or the rest of the bridge crew if they can.