Sirius, looking at the ceiling: Guys, I think... If we were animals, James'd be a stag.
Peter: Yeah, and I'd be a rat, right? Haha...
Remus, reading: Nah, don't say that, Pete. (Flips page)
James: What animal would you be, Sirius?
Sirius: I'd be a black dog.
James: 'cause of that ledzep song you like?
Sirius: No, 'cause of Taylor Swift. Of course it's because of ledzep!
Remus, looking up from his book: What would I be?
Sirius, making intense eye contact with Remus: You? A wolf.
Sirius: No; listen. You'd be a wolf.
James: He's kinda got a point
Remus: You can't be serious.
Peter: Hey, isn't your name a dog constellation too, or something?
Sirius: Oh yeah I forgot about that! Moony?
Remus, sighing: You're the brightest star in the Canis Major.
Sirius, jokingly: You really think I'm bright?
Remus: I didn't say you were bright.
Remus: I said the brightest.