The Sexy Asstronaut (formerly Blackcatula)

***ADULTS ONLY*** New website is up over at spacevixen.neocities.org! Call me Cat or Vixen [she/they]. This blog is **blatantly nsfw**, and for the fellow kinksters following me, yes I'm an adult (in my 30s). On this blog: cartoons, anime, queer history, music, pinups and porn (if it even makes it past the tumblr censors), and various kink stuff. Use the search below! Everything I post/reblog is tagged, not just for your safety, but also for archival purposes. No censorship in this search engine, so search for whatever you like!

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You know what, fuck this baby-ass website for babies.

Tumblr, you wanna keep flagging my Review posts cause they have a single gif with a barely-visible nipple in them, that's one thing. But to keep flagging these ancient posts of mine that are comprised of literally just - I kid you not - simple, unedited screenshots from the hit Nickelodeon cartoon "The Angry Beavers", that's another thing entirely.

I'm 38 fucking years old, I do not have time nor patience for this bullshit.

I've been checking in on the site regularly to see how my gif posts have been faring because I'm a stupid little addict who likes seeing the little numbers go up, even though I don't actually use this site anymore as intended. Well, I've had it up to here with this flagging nonsense, so it's time to fucking shut it off and pack it up, for GOOD this time.

I'm letting the queue empty out, drafts and all, and I'm not putting anything else into it after that. Granted, there's still several months worth of gifs in the queue at the moment, but that's that. No more.

This is my line in the sand. Tumblr can't handle when I put a barely visible nipple in a gif and keeps telling me I'm breaking their policies on sexual content by having reblogged a video a year ago that dared to feature drag queens in it, not to mention flagging many-years-old posts with screenshots of oh-so-horrible Definitely Adult Material cartoons like Humanity Has Declined, Spartakus & The Sun Beneath The Sea, and The Angry Beavers. What a fucking joke.

Anyway, if you haven't already, come visit me on a REAL website: MINE. No ads, no comment sections, no autoplay videos, no content feeds, no paywalls, no subscription service shilling, not even a goddamn Like button. It's fucking BEAUTIFUL. I have a ton of stuff you can check out there: art (uncensored), comics, music, original novels you can read ON SITE, anime reviews, old cringey AMVs, and a more.

Click THIS LINK (nsfw warning) and bookmark me!

I love the people I've met here, but I hope this shitty website burns to the ground. AGAIN.

Bring back the untamed wilderness of the internet. Get yourself a (free) personal website today and go find me there!

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Alright, queue's all dried up. I'm done bothering with this website. The only thing you'll see here going forward is the occasional Review post or album release, all of which will link to my personal site.

If you absolutely MUST follow me on a social media platform, I'm down to only two (relatively) active ones:

Twitter

Bluesky

But instead of either of those, I strongly recommend bookmarking my Neocities site. All my creative works are there, including on-site music players, cartoon/anime/hentai reviews, original novels, cringey AMVs, pin-up doodles, fetish comics, and a monthly blog where I talk about life and upcoming projects in between saucy gifs that make Tumblr's little weenie censor alarms go wee-woo wee-woo.

Also, if you've ever entertained the idea yourself, now is the BEST time to make your own website. I'm serious. Not only is it something you can create for FREE, it's the most FREE-ing experience on the planet, knowing you aren't battling the censorship goon squad and can post whatever the fuck you want without fear of being Ratioed, Shadowbanned, Demonetized, Algorithmed, or Bot-Swarmed. It's YOUR OWN private little place!

Make a website. It's WAY easier than you think it is. You can even make a shitty placeholder and fix it up later. You can also post links to other people's websites, as many as you want. Hell, my Links page is just a sprawling collection of webcomics, personal sites, resource collections, online tools, and porn compendiums.

Anyway. Peace out, space cadets. Stay sexy.

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🪐 18+ ANIME REVIEW: Call Me Tonight

The simple truth of the matter is that humans are social creatures, and acting intimate, romantic, or erotic is a natural extension of that. No matter how hard puritans and conservatives try to preach against it, knowing that there is a genuine human connection being sought at the core of our every sensual interaction proves that we are not monsters. It's only when Ryo is able to recognize that popping a boner does not invalidate his desire for loving companionship with Natsumi that he becomes able to banish the entity possessing him. This isn't just a message of love conquering all. It's one of embracing the physical aspects of love and desire in spite of what society tells us is "acceptable" or not.

🔞 READ THE FULL REVIEW ON MY WEBSITE HERE (site is blatantly NSFW, 18+ only please!)

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It always bothered me that the sahuagin scene in Magic Woman M had like zero background music in it, so I decided to try my hand at scoring it myself with some sleazy bluesy organ jazz. This is still an early wip, just trying to feel it out at the moment.

(Nothing spicy actually happens in this clip, aside from beady fake monster phalluses waving around, so let's see if Tumblr blocks this one or not)

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🪐 18+ ANIME REVIEW: Nukitashi: The Animation

Nukitashi occupies an awkward place in the otherwise reserved, rule-abiding landscape of 2020s media. Aside from being overtly pornographic, it floats within a sea of sometimes conflicting stances and themes on sexuality and heteronormativity, yet it still somehow manages to highlight some interesting points about them through its hilariously over-the-top shounen antics.

🔞 READ THE FULL REVIEW ON MY WEBSITE HERE (site is blatantly NSFW, 18+ only please!)

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🪐 ANIME REVIEW: The Darwin Incident

On the surface, The Darwin Incident is what you get from sticking Harry and The Hendersons in a blender with Twelve Monkeys, but underneath that nutshell is an engaging thinker of a series that aims to challenge viewers with poignant questions about the so-called laws of nature and our role on this planet as human beings. I've always had an appreciation for shows that wear their emotions on their sleeve and have no qualms pushing an agenda or preaching with all the nuance and tact of an iron crowbar, but there is just as much value to be found in shows that simply drop you in a specific quandary and invite you to think your own thoughts about it. Much like I came to terms with agreeing to disagree on the finer points of Arjuna's finger-pointing morality, I walked away from The Darwin Incident with more thoughts about veganism than I've bothered to ruminate on since the Vegan Police bit in Scott Pilgrim Vs The World.

[CW: school shooting]

🔞 READ THE FULL REVIEW ON MY WEBSITE HERE (site is blatantly NSFW, 18+ only please!)

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🪐 18+ ANIME REVIEW: F3: Frantic, Frustrated and Female

With America's ever-steepening tilt into full-slide fascist takeover and the ongoing fight against censorship of pornography in the arts, wacky cartoons about comically incurable sexual frustration are precisely the type of joyous distraction we all need to keep ourselves sane. Times likes these are when raunchy humor shines the brightest, especially when the subject matter is so completely relatable. And although the world at large considers it obscene (by mere dint of involving vaginas in any capacity), simply daring to exist and be funny about it in spite of that is a form of resistance against the oppression, and no one should feel a single iota of shame indulging in it.

🔞 READ THE FULL REVIEW ON MY WEBSITE HERE (site is blatantly NSFW, 18+ only please!)

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🪐 ANIME REVIEW: Plus-Sized Misadventures In Love

For what it is, I see this show as a thoroughly entertaining comfort anime. It deftly balances its sticky sweet rom-com presentation against its darker dramatic mystery subplot, and I found the mix of both to be wholly engrossing and uniquely endearing. More importantly though, in a world of ubiquitous same-facery among anime protagonists, Yumeko stands out as being only of the only fat woman main characters I can think of in the entire medium's storied history, and - given how fatness is treated around the world but ESPECIALLY in Japanese culture - there is absolutely a statement being made there. Anyone who can't take that seriously just because the show is a candy-colored cascade of cutesy comedy must be blind.

🔞 READ THE FULL REVIEW ON MY WEBSITE HERE (site is blatantly NSFW, 18+ only please!)

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🪐 18+ ANIME REVIEW: Angel Blade

Angel Blade is one of those "classic" hentai series that's ultimately just a classic in name. The art and animation are quite good overall, […] but the story and presentation leave a lot to be desired, even by porno standards. […] I think it's fairer to say the series works better as a "showcase" than as a fully-realized story. A glimpse into what might be possible when you combine the inexplicable weirdness of tokusatsu heroes, the lip-licking lust of pornography, the oomph of fighting games, and a bangin' soundtrack that somehow reminds me of a Madonna megamix I heard in the early 2000s down at my local mall.

🔞 READ THE FULL REVIEW ON MY WEBSITE HERE (site is blatantly NSFW, 18+ only please!)

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🪐 CARTOON REVIEW: Carol and The End of The World 🪐

[...] Carol and The End of The World is less about The End of The World and more about how we can live our lives when it feels that way. While it's important to recognize the bigger picture and re-assess what you need to be doing at any given moment, it's equally important that you find a way to tune out the Doom and give your time and attention to your family, whoever they may be. It's a love letter specifically to people who find solace in routine and comfort in numbers, yet it doesn't denigrate other forms of Distraction in the process. Inevitably, it will be a little too weird and uneasy for some folks, but there's a genuine warmth beneath it that sells its message perfectly, and I whole-heartedly recommend it to those looking for that kind of inner peace. [...]

🔞 READ THE FULL REVIEW ON MY WEBSITE HERE (site is blatantly NSFW, 18+ only please!)

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🪐 ANIME REVIEW: New Panty & Stocking With Garterbelt 🪐

[…] it's more crucial than ever before that new shows really lean into [this kind of] weirdness. We're potentially headed into an abysmal era of lowest-common-denominator AI-generated slop saturating the market, and the ONLY thing that's going to stand out anymore is the freaky niche shit that's too bizarre for corporations to dare to latch onto. New Panty & Stocking may be a show that operates on cultural references and parodies, but it does so in a uniquely demented way that unapologetically embraces its ugly, transgressive approach to humor. It's abrasive, stylized, and utterly unhinged in a way that refuses to conform. It's not just a good show. It's a good show in the midst of a devolving media landscape that prioritizes sanitized and sanded-off fluff over actual substance. It's not what anyone would call "high art", but it's exactly the right kind of stupid we desperately need more of right now. [cont. below]

🔞 READ THE FULL REVIEW ON MY WEBSITE HERE (site is blatantly NSFW, 18+ only please!)

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🪐 18+ ANIME REVIEW: Manyu Scroll

From top to bottom, Manyu Scroll is just plain dumb fun, packed with bouncy boobular comedy and softcore lesbianism at every turn. You're not going to find your mind blown by its incredible storytelling (unless you count my genderriffic interpretation), but if you're in the mood for some raunchy comfort food, this one sure is greasy, finger-licking good. Probably not a great choice for your local anime club, but while your mileage may vary, I do genuinely think titty anime can provide a key to unlocking the shackles of the restrictive purity culture that binds us all, and I hope watching shows like this - even for purely comedic purposes - helps others arrive at that conclusion like they have for me.

🔞 READ THE FULL REVIEW ON MY WEBSITE HERE (site is blatantly NSFW, 18+ only please!)

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🪐 ANIME REVIEW: Call of The Night 🪐

Call of The Night is one of the most beautifully-produced anime of this decade, and its extremely vibrant art style contrasts shockingly well against its down-to-earth themes and realistic, complex characters. It wields the appropriate amount of sensuality and fear that make up any decent vampire story, but does so in a sort of nonchalant, postmodern way that toys with the roots of the genre while also injecting a fresh dose of blood into them, Karin-style. And while it's not much of a blockbuster or crowd-pleaser series that will appeal to everyone, its strong commitment to its messaging and larger themes will absolutely hit hard for those who appreciate them. [cont. below]

🔞 READ THE FULL REVIEW ON MY WEBSITE HERE (site is blatantly NSFW, 18+ only please!)

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🪐 18+ ANIME REVIEW: Women At Work (The Guts!)

Flipping the script on all the classic "construction worker" tropes, this fun little sex comedy works hard to cram in as many contrived situations as possible within 45 minutes.

🔞 READ THE FULL REVIEW ON MY WEBSITE HERE (site is blatantly NSFW, 18+ only please!)

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🪐 CARTOON REVIEW: Tron: Uprising 🪐

Tron: Uprising is a strange entity that inexplicably exists between two polarizing cult classic movies that in turn occupy the liminal space between people who fundamentally understand how computers and programming work and people who don't. It's a uniquely stylized spectacle of animation with a strong and tasteful message about the power of anarchy and community that doesn't require you to have watched its prequel or sequel to "get" it. […] in our modern era of rising fascism and our need for unity in disobedience, it's perhaps even more relevant now than it was during Occupy Wall Street, and more than worth watching even if you're not familiar with Tron as a whole.

🔞 READ THE FULL REVIEW ON MY WEBSITE HERE (site is blatantly NSFW, 18+ only please!)

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🪐 ANIME REVIEW: Excel Saga

While it doesn't appear very frequently in anyone's Top Ten lists, Excel Saga stands as a legend among the larger anime pantheon, and to this day remains well worth the watch for its loving trope roasts and surprisingly sharp wit. The REAL beauty of it though, is that it makes just as a good a gateway anime for newcomers as it does an homage to greatness for longtimers. Much like Rush are considered "musicians' favorite musicians" even though normies like them too, Excel Saga strikes the perfect balance between comical parody and obscure inside jokes that will absolutely appeal across the board, and that's no simple feat in the anime world. There is a part of me that wishes I hadn't wasted my first time watching this back in my teen years - before I knew a single thing about anime - so that I could have appreciated the deep cut references a lot more. But on the other hand, I can directly trace my love FOR anime (via my love of silly non-sequitur humor) right back TO Excel Saga, so it really does come full circle in the end. If you haven't seen it yet, no matter how you feel about anime as a whole, I strongly recommend it. It was genuinely even funnier at 40 than at 18, and I can only hope talking about it again inspires someone new to watch it for the first time.

🔞 READ THE FULL REVIEW ON MY WEBSITE HERE (site is blatantly NSFW, 18+ only please!)

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🪐 18+ ANIME REVIEW: Please Put Them On, Takamine-san

It's fair to call this a gimmick anime since it basically has only one joke that all of its episodes revolve around, but it's a gimmick anime that understands its one joke very well and even manages to spin a compelling romantic narrative out of it. Not content to simply offer nip slips and panty peeks, Please Put Them On Takamine-san takes it a step further and uses these sexually charged moments to examine the value of the master/servant dynamic. It strives to give the audiences an icon to attach themselves to, whether they enjoy being the bottom bitch like Shirota or the top tease like Takamine, and uses the limitless wellspring of hormonal teenagerdom to fuel that dynamic.

And you can argue 'til you're blue in the face about whether the ages of the characters and its setting makes any of this "appropriate" or not, but I continue to stand by my argument that in a fictional setting, it's completely normal and even healthy to engage in stories like this. Speaking as an adult, we were all teenagers once, and this story feels like something I too probably fantasized about back then. Feeding your inner repressed sexuality or reliving your own teenhood through a fantasy like this is a great way to learn more about yourself and grapple with your own feelings, which is why I'll continue to defend this variety of "degenerate" high school anime to my dying day.

🔞 READ THE FULL REVIEW ON MY WEBSITE HERE (site is blatantly NSFW, 18+ only please!)

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🪐 18+ CARTOON REVIEW: Spicy City

Spicy City is a show made for a very specific audience. It's a weird blend of sleazy lounge lizard nightlife and hard-boiled science fiction weirdness that could only have been born in the primordial sea of the modern technology era. While there is no core theme to its episodes, each one tells a story with no concrete ending, but still invites you to engage in the conversation all the same. They often feel like they could be cautionary tales or tragedies, but there's enough nuance and ambiguity to each one that make them feel more like a showcase, or an idea factory. What you get out of it depends entirely on what you invest into it, so be sure to watch it with that in mind, and don't expect the show to give you a resolution either way.

🔞 READ THE FULL REVIEW ON MY WEBSITE HERE (site is blatantly NSFW, 18+ only please!)