#fae!alfred

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billy: who are you?

fae!tim: your babysitter… unfortunately

billy: are you human?

fae!tim: (cant lie) im your babysitter

billy: what species are you???

fae!tim: a species that apparently babysits

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Faerie AU :D

*Tim outside the manor with folder of blackmail*

Alfred: “Hello young man do you need something?” *pauses and squints his eyes* “You again.”

Fae!Tim: *giant grin* “Me! Been awhile hasn’t it?”

Fae!Alfred: “132 years as I recall, you don’t usually present so young… Why are you here?” *cautious suspicion*

Fae!Tim: *sigh* “Usually I’m not trying to tell a suicidal father that just lost his son to stop hitting petty criminals too hard and to get therapy. I figured appearing younger would guilt him into listening to me” *shrugs*

Fae!Alfred: *more suspicion* “And when did you start caring about humans?”

Fae!Tim: *another shrug* “Frustration mostly, I have to deal with half dead people on the street”

Fae!Alfred: “Why are you of all creatures healing the injured? Last I recall you were off just running around and causing havoc, you have not been known to have a change of heart in the past”

Fae!Tim: *pouts* “Oh you wound me Alfred, that is the name you’re going by these days correct?

Fae!Alfred: *eyebrow raise* “Correct”

Fae!Tim: “Back to your question, it’s mostly that death has a lot on her plate at the moment, no need to give her more” *waves hand* “She’s dealing with? Jason I think his name was? Waking up in his grave unexpectedly, one of the Al Ghuls took him in. I’m sure he’ll come back in a couple years for revenge, you know I would usually just kill a troublesome human but if Jason comes back to that it’ll cause even more problems for me”

Fae!Alfred: “…Master Jason is back from the dead?”

Fae!Tim: “That is indeed what I said”

Fae!Alfred: *sigh* “You are going to attempt to convince Master Bruce to get therapy because it will cause more issues for you in the future if you kill him?”

Fae!Tim: *grin* “Mhm! and you’re gonna help me!”

Fae!Alfred: “Oh dear gods”

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Faerie AU part 3

“Hey Robin?”

“hm?” he responded absentmindedly

“Why’s your heart rate so.. weird?” Kon asked

“It just is” He said in a deadpan voice

“But.. *why*?” Kon asked again

He turned to face the boy fully

“Why do you think it’s odd Conner?” He tilted his head to the side questionably

Kon paused for a moment, thinking. After a moment he lit up. “Oh! You must have a device built into your suit to disguise your heart rate so I don’t recognize you in civvies”

He smirked at Kon, he didn’t but he wasn’t going to tell him that. It was best to let Conner come to his own conclusion.

“AHA I WAS RIGHT” Kon said excitedly bouncing on the balls of his feet.

Yea this was the best case scenario, he never even lied. It’s not like he could've even if he wanted to, so he’d just lead the mortals to their own conclusions.