#billy batson

[lovesick-joey]

the people wanted more youtube worldbuilding ^^

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Batman starting to suspect that Captain Marvel is actually a human teen, and using all of his knowledge as a father of seven to prove his theory.

Batman, in a room full of –supposedly– adult Superheroes:... the villains then destroyed the building and took three people hostage, which, if I may add, was just so... Skibidi.

Captain Marvel: *cringes*

Batman, eyes narrowing: ...Fortunately, they weren't standing on business. Superman and I were able to track them back to their hideout and rescue the hostages. No major aura losses. We slayed.

Captain Marvel: *cringes harder*

Batman, with the glint of victory in his eyes:... Guess you could say they couldn't handle our rizz maxxing.

Captain Marvel, covering his face in second hand embarrassment: dude...

*Later, in the cave*

Bruce: I have confirmation on Captain Marvel's identity being a human on the younger side, probably a teen or pre-teen.

Jason: How did you even confirmed that?

Batman: I talked Gen Z to him.

*Both Tim and Damian groaning*

Jason, blinking: You 'talked Gen Z to him'? The fuck does that mean?

Tim: Don't make him demonstrate...

Dick: He uses Gen Z slang. Kids hate it.

Jason: Are you serious? That's it?

Damian: Don't underestimate his tactic, Todd. It's... oddly effective.

Bruce, smiling: What can I say, I'm a sigma, I never take an L.

*everyone having a full-body cringe*

Jason: Holy shit, nevermind, I get it.

Bruce: W plan for real, chat

Jason: Okay, stop.

Bruce: Can't. I'm in my rizzler dad era.

Jason: I will skin myself with Damian's katana.

*Meanwhile*

Green Lantern: So.. Did anyone understand Spooky's report today?

Flash: Not a damn word.

Superman: I would like to clarify. I didn't slay anyone, I was very gentle.

[hollis-art]

i love my son ! he is so awesome

[robs-your-robins]

Anon asked about The JLA discussing their favourite Bats, not including Bruce, sort of inspired by the Rogues rating the Robins.

Dinah: It's OK, they can't hear us. Tell us? Who is your favourite Bat Kid?

Clark, smiling a little too hard: I can't choose.

Diana: You're sweating.

Clark, gritting his teeth: I love them all.

Diana: Jason is my favourite.

Barry: That's weak sauce, he's your favourite only because your his favourite.

Diana: He's my favourite because he's interesting to talk to and respectful.

Barry: I like Tim. He really gets the science side and he likes to spend time at the lab.

Oliver: Sorry, best Robin is Dick. He was the OG.

Hal: But that's such a basic answer.

Arthur: I like Damian. He is environmentally conscious, he knows the etiquette to be in Atlantis, he's very respectful-

Dinah: He stole an octopus

Arthur: he what now

Dinah: I like Steph. She's hilarious.

J'onn: It has to be Cass for me. She never gets loud or uses the microwave for experiments. Her plans are never over the top.

Zatanna: Yes, good choice. She's mine too.

Billy: I like Duke. I think his whole glowing power is like super cool and he never interrupts me when I'm-

Clark: Fine! It's Jason!

Hal:

Barry:

Oliver: The fuck? Not Dick?

Clark: I love him, I do! But Jason... He's interested in my job, he asks about my work, he-

Dick, kicking down the door: I LOVED YOU UNCLE CLARK

[noodles-and-tea]

What do you think it would be like if, upon learning Captain Marvel/Shazam’s identity, Bruce had adopted Billy Batson?

His name is LITERALLY Billy BATson

[jetslay]

DC Super-Heroes by Emmanuel Gervasoni.

[jasontoddsguns]

Shazam’s only keeps his identity hidden from other heroes for convenience’s sake. What are they gonna do, stop him? He’s Superman on magic steroids. He’s quite literally god(s)’ favorite princess. You can’t even call his parents.