#faggoat

[gender-mailman]

Faggoat! / Faggotgoat!

Gender related to being a fag and goats, being a faggot goat, etc

Coined by me. Requested by no one

[whenshiphitsthefan]

Once you get this you have to say 5 things you like about yourself publicly then send this to your 10 favourite followers. (non-negotiable) (positivity is cool) B)

This is not the first time I’ve gotten an ask to this effect but I’ve never actually done it, so alright, here goes:

I’m a good writer.

My hair. It’s curly.

I’m good at numbers and math.

I’m good at getting good deals when I buy things and my mom is proud of me for it. (#signs that you grew up in a low-income household)

I guess I’m one of at least three people’s favorite followers.Edit: Fuck that, a real thing I like about myself:Whatever else I am, I’m the kind of person who rescues a dragonfly that’s stuck in chicken wire even though I really really really hate touching bugs. That is to say, underneath the apathy I display most of the time I do inherently harbor some compassion for other creatures.

[whenshiphitsthefan]

I done been tagged in a thing by delbertgradyofficial and there's no rhyme or reason as to whether I do these, so.

1. If you were a pokemon, which one would you be?

That really useless goldfish pokemon (Goldina?) because I don't know enough about them.

2. Do we know each other personally?

Why, yes.

3. What makes you feel proud of yourself?

...Still the fact that I posted the millionth work on AO3. 'Cause I woke up at least four times that night just to check. I got no REM sleep but it was worth it.

4. What’s your favorite hot beverage?

Hot chocolate or vanilla chai.

5. Do you like spicy foods?

Mildly spicy foods.

6. Where is a place you’ve never been, but want to see?

The Midwest. Where it's really flat and there are no trees or mountains.

7. Are you a realist or an idealist?

...Realist with hints of idealist.

8. What’s the last thing you were really excited about?

Well. Right now I'm ridiculously excited for the 200th episode of Supernatural. The last thing *before* then was... probably the last episode of Supernatural.

9. What time is it?

7:49 PM. I'm watching Jeopardy.

10. Do you believe in ghosts?

Eh. No.

11. Have you ever felt personally victimized by Regina George?

*raises hand*

11 Questions for whoever I end up tagging:

What's the first word that comes into your head when I say "fictional language"?

If you could chuck wood, would you chuck more wood than a woodchuck would if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

What's your favorite breed of cat or dog?

What's the first song you can remember dancing to?

If you were raising a child, what would you tell them about Santa?

How old are you at this exact minute?

Would you rather: read [reed] aloud to your parent(s) the last fanfiction you read [red] or scroll through your dashboard in front of children?

I say "What is love?" You say...?

What kind of shampoo do you use?

Do you wish you were taller/shorter?

If someone said, "Open your mouth and close your eyes and you will get a big surprise," would you do it?

I tag:

knittybiddy, faggoat, roguishfeathers, aspbirdgers, saltandburnitbaby, and there are 6 more spots so if you're reading this and wanna do it, do it.

[preg-a-nent]

Hydroeletric~

[zanesssas]

#naps #i take that