#fahchc

[achievementmicoo]

The fakes all have twitter accounts but they only use them to post domestic things/ stupid jokes/ shower thoughts because they it’s hilarious for everyone (including police) to think they’re parody accounts and it makes it extra confusing if they post any selfies or pictures from them fucking around

The twitter accounts also regularly interact with the LSPD and everyone thinks it’s hilarious but they don’t realize the actual most wanted criminals in the city are toying with them

[wonkyjaw]

FAHC head canon nobody asked for

Gavin always has a pair of sunglasses. Maybe not always wearing them, but they're always there. And there's always more than one pair. I mean, he may not think about a lot of things ahead of time, but this is strangely important to him. In the heat of a fight his shades somehow get lost or broken. He pulls out another pair and continues shooting. His pockets are full of an endless supply of overly expensive sunglasses.

[achievementmicoo]

SO thinking of how bad Ryan is at lying about being the traitor in GMOD i’d like to propose a vagabond that is a horrendous liar

“geoff, no I didn’t kill him, you killed him, I bet, and are blaming it on me, of course, hah, I figured you out, y-you, yeah I killed him, sorry.”

Ryan isn’t allowed to go on any negotiations alone because he can’t fake it at all. Part of the reason he wears his mask is because he cannot keep a straight face to save his life

Everyone wants to play poker with him because he is the easiest to figure out

[achievementmicoo]

Fahc gavin makes a habit of giving ryan candy/snacks/soda every day or two because A) he learned ryan loves them and B) he’s convinced these offerings are the only reason ryan doesn’t assassinate him during a heist for all the times gavin annoyed him. Eventually he catches on that ryan’s threats are all empty and he’d protect the whole crew as they would for him, but gavin still keeps him fed just to stay on his good side

Gavin takes his offerings very seriously and it makes the others roll their eyes but he was alive, wasn’t he? The only way to appease the Vagabond is with sugary snacks and even tho they’re something akin to family now, Ryan still wakes up with some kind of sweet left for him. On the days he wakes up with more than usual he knows Gavin’s done something stupid and is preemptively apologizing for it

[achievementmicoo]

I like the idea of fahc ryan trying to learn to be "normal" by copying the others. Like they're watching a movie together and there's a jumpscare and everybody else flinches or makes a noise, so ryan looks around and like 2 seconds later is like "oh...!!" trying to blend in. Or when they're out getting groceries and the lads are fooling around by slipping in candy and jokingly asking to ride in the cart, so ryan climbs in and sits in it. He nailed it right guys?? Totally blending in

Jack is used to Lad Bullshit so she doesn’t even react she just throws a bag of mini marshmallows on top of him and continues shopping.Hes slowly buried in food but it works out cuz he can help load things up on the conveyor belt

[achievementmicoo]

I rewatched the heist where they break geoff out of prison, and I don't know if it was just the lighting or what, but the speedboat they get away in looked like it was rimmy tim purple and orange and I haven't been able to shake the idea of jeremy, who was just a big fan of the crew at the time, finding out they stole his boat to rescue their boss and he had basically accidentally helped them out. Everyone thinks he'll be upset that his boat got stolen by criminals but he's just *thrilled*

“Holy shit.”

The underlings of a local gang are sitting in their base around a table as they watch tv and munch on snacks between jobs. There was another clip from the police helicopters of the Fake AH Crew speeding into the sea, a certain Geoff Ramsey sitting safely with them and not in prison as expected.

“Holy fuckin shit,” Jeremy says again, now standing up from his seat and nudging a crew member. “That’s my boat! That’s my fucking boat!”

A few heads pop up to look at Jeremy, not expecting to see a huge smile on his face as he points to the television. They’re expecting it even less when he starts pacing around the room, clearly ecstatic that the most famous crew in the city has just stolen his boat.

Flash forward a few years and that same group of goons sits in the same room snacking between jobs, only to look up and see Jeremy himself on the bow of a boat, Fake AH Crew plastered on the screen under him.

[achievementmicoo]

The fakes are partial to the odd prank. Some work too well, like when they redecorated jeremy's floor to look like it was glass and very very high up and he got such instant vertigo he almost passed out. Others not so much, like when they released a large (but harmless) snake into ryan's room while he was reading. There was no screaming, no reaction at all, to this day they don't know what happened to it; did he kill it? Give it to a zoo? Is it still in there? Scientists have yet to agree

What the rest of the crew underestimated was Ryan’s ability to go to absurd lengths for a prank. Sure, the snake was a surprise, but it wasn’t scary. It was actually cute, and now it needed a home. The vents weren’t in use in the spring so Ryan had them rebuilt to house the big guy. It was worth it when Geoff literally passed out cold when Ryan pulled the snake from the ceiling after pretending to hear something moving within them

[achievementmicoo]

how about FAHC Ryan losing an eye in his mercenary work before joining the Crew and the first time he takes off his mask infront of the Crew, he pops out his glass eye too and everyone freaks out because maybe Ryan was a shit and had fake blood at the ready and stuff, so it just looks like he literally plucked his own eyeball out and threw it at them??

He’s definitely the type of person for theatrics. He loves a good scare, and he happens to know someone in special effects. A tiny bit of fake blood behind his unfortunate injury and the crew he’s finally accepted is screaming and backing away, horrified but also not as shocked as they should be. He’s smiling wickedly and they realize it’s a joke, and Gavin immediately asks why he got a fake eye a different color from his real one. Ryan says he pulled it out of someone else and decided to keep it, but the rest of them think it’s just for the aesthetic.