#fail in general

[phillycheesedyke]

i should develop barbie toys. this blows. thye never ran this by anyone?????? idc ughhhhhhhhhh

[evilminoshiro-blog]

So fun story

Today we accidentally got my little sister a birthday balloon that says "I Do" instead of "Happy Birthday" and we're hoping she doesn't notice.

[ficklemytancy]

On A Boat Fail (by RandomFailCom)

No one stayed upright. Their sunglasses are all lost at sea. I cannot stop laughing. I know it's mean. I just don't understand how this is graphic. Maybe for people with an irrational fear of boats...

[ber--lynn]

Me: Facebook apparently doesn't want me to have friends because slowly it keeps deleting my friends.

My friend: None of us do.

[thefrankenweenie]

As he lies before you, back to the door,

I hear your stir to investigate

What realms slumber to him does instigate

Tread he lands of myths, of nymphs? You implore

To your world of voices can he relate

Your inner dreams, desires I must negate-

That longing for a like mind to explore.

Hush, oh young one, his are not yours to see

A walk of his threshold may never be

Not through his your thoughts may you evade

To you is he not bound, nor you to he-

You are mine, sweet one, you belong to me

For I am that voice, I will never fade.