[GLASS HIM]

The aliens believe in you. Hi. You've found my main blog. I hope you like what you see. 22 | Gemini-Taurus | ISFP | Pan | she/her ⋠ art blog ⋡ | ⋠ videogame blog ⋡ ⋠ critical role blog ⋡ | ⋠ The Arcana blog ⋡ ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) monster-fucking blog ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[ficklemytancy]

🩸We have unfinished business.🩸

[ficklemytancy]

🍒 sour cherry fit 🍒 (feat. a dirty thrift shop mirror)

[hauntedbystorytelling]

Hugh C. Knowles :: Poppies (top) | Poppies and figs (bottom), ca. 1910. Autochrome. | src The Royal Photographic Society Collection at the V&A Museum

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[charlesoberonn]

If I were a security guard for a person who’s being targeted by assassins I simply wouldn’t devote my entire attention span to every single noise I hear.

[charlesoberonn]

Why do I care if there’s a random noise in this out-of-the-way dark corner? My post is right here.

[catrinecat]

But… but I threw a rock there. Y-you gotta check

[charlesoberonn]

If I hear a noise I’m gonna throw a flash grenade in that direction.

[catrinecat]

MY EYES AND EARS

[charlesoberonn]

“Got a neutralized assassin in gate 17.”

“Did they try distracting you by throwing a rock?”

“Yeah, they did.”

“Fucking idiot.”

[catrinecat]

4 years of community assassin college for nothing

[ficklemytancy]

🪰 Chaos for the Fly 🕷

[ficklemytancy]

Found Footage: Premeditated Sacrifice

[rasputinaillyanna]

Nandor being an absolute snack

[rasputinaillyanna]

Nadja being beautiful and so done with everyone ft the Doll

[astraltwelve]

Having trouble remembering what the Signs and planets mean?

Here’s a cheat sheet!

The Zodiac Signs: These key phrases express what the basic nature of each of the signs at their core. Sometimes it’s what most important to them, usually it’s what’s second nature for them to focus on.

Aries: I am

Taurus: I possess

Gemini: I think

Cancer: I feel

Leo: I will

Virgo: I analyze

Libra: I balance

Scorpio: I desire

Sagittarius: I see

Capricorn: I use

Aquarius: I theorize

Pisces: I believe

The Planets: These key phrases express what the basic sphere of personality each planet is designated to.

Sun: As a whole, I am- | I behave-

Moon: I deal with emotions by- | In order to be happy, I need-

Mercury: I communicate through- | I learn by-

Venus: I value- | In romance, I-

Mars: I am passionate about- | I deal with anger by-

Jupiter: I am luckiest when- | I expand through-

Saturn: I view my limitations as- | I feel responsible about-

Uranus: I rebel- | I progress towards-

Neptune: I feel enlightened when- | I lose touch with reality-

Pluto: I transform- | I seek power by-

The Houses: These key phrases express the fields of our lives the houses govern.

1st House: Self

2nd House: Possessions

3rd House: Communication

4th House: Home

5th House: Pleasure

6th House: Health

7th House: Partnership

8th House: Sex

9th House: Philosophy

10th House: Social Status

11th House: Friendships

12th House: Subconscious

[honeysilkpoppyseed]

no one:

me: i am once again asking, are you mad at me? absolutely nothing happened but, do you hate me deeply? am i your worst enemy?

[lostcryptids]

michael myers being like in his 60s is so so very funny to me dude will not stop slashing. he should be at cracker barrel getting the senior discount 

[bogleech]

You mean slasher barrel getting the serial killcount!!!!

[ficklemytancy]

I just realized the plot of Cyberpunk 2077 is the same as Tales from the Borderlands? Old mysterious chip you stick in your head? Great, gotta keep it safe. Uh oh! The chip is haunted with an asshole who doesn’t like you! Better watch out!

[clonehub]

me giving yousa the absolute best ass i can

[once-a-lurker]

i keep forgetting that your oc is yousa and definitely read this as jar jar trying his best to fuck

[clonehub]

[ficklemytancy]

Why did we stop exporting our men to Jupiter to get more stupider

[aerthemis]

googled my symptoms and turns out i have to lay in moss

[anexperimentallife]

This explains so much!

[oldearthaccretionist]

Goddamnit! Is this what's happening to me right now!? Cause let me tell you I'm trying so hard and making such small steps -_-

[chadzia-deactivated20180101]

No reason why the next Overwatch character can’t be a Greek Orthodox priest

this post is so important

[jizzfrosti]

Tracer:Alright everyone, lets show em what we’re made of

His Holiness Father Stelios: