#faildad

[anaisisreading]

Frankenstein; Or The Modern Prometheus, or as I like to call it, Mpreg Gone Wrong

[cha-cha-cha-chayanne]

There’s three things he likes about Missa, Chayanne thinks as he pulls ingredients out of Phil’s stores.

The first is simple and selfish. He doesn’t have to share him. Missa is CHAYANNE’S dad, all his own. Not Tallulah’s or any of his other siblings’. It reminds Chayanne of that first year he’d had alone, their mom’s favorite and only.

The second is that he loves how Missa makes him feel. He’s not like Phil, is the thing- Chayanne looks up to Missa, of course he does, he wants to take his silliness and softness and eat them up into himself and run wild with them, but at the same time there’s not as much…worship there. Phil makes Chayanne want to be a grownup, a knight, brave and true. There’s a reason he calls the guy sir, sometimes, instead of Dad. Missa makes Chayanne feel silly and soft. He shows him another side of the world, filled with music and arson and good food and whimsy.

Phil makes Chayanne feel like a child. Missa makes Chayanne feel like a kid.

The third thing he likes about Missa is that he’s MISSA!!! MISSA!!! THAT’S HIS DAD HIS SILLY DAD WITH HIS SILLY SKULL MASK AND FLUFFY ARMS AND GHOSTY GLOW AND WARM HUGS!!! HE’S SO COOL AND CREATIVE AND GOOFY!!!

These past few weeks of Missa staying at Phil’s have been fucking fantastic, the two of them poking each other and pulling dumb pranks and making music and food and annoying the shit out of everyone around them. Chayanne feels so…light. He never wants it to end.

Their current escapade is in the kitchen, where Chayanne is pulling teetering armfuls of ingredients out of chests. His floatie helps to prop some of them up, allowing them to stack even higher. One of Missa’s covers is BLASTING, and Chayanne is singing along loudly as he carries the pile back to the kitchen.

“NO TENGO! NO TENGO TIEMPO YA! NO TENGO TIEMPO NI PARA DECIR ADIOS!” he screams, already feeling his throat raking with it. “NO QUIERO TENER RECUERDOS DE LA GENTE QUE SE ALEJO EN SU MOMENTO CUANDO NADIE ME AYUDOOO!”

(@cringefailskeledad)

[sad-posho]

Bueno, decía que necesitaba el don del dibujo ahora mismo para hacer uno muy bonito, pero no lo tengo, aunque debo expresar que antiguamente lo tuve. Les rogué para que me ayudaran a tener ese don por una noche, because of reasons. 

Y como siempre, quiero decir que odio a los humanos ñ_ñ

[ivyo]

Wow... gay rights just came up at the family Christmas, and my mom was so supportive... but my dad and his wife apparently hate ~the gays. So sad. I think people should just let others live the way they want. It doesn't affect you in any shape or form if someone else is gay. 

[peterplz-blog]

That awkward moment

when your dad tells you that you forgot your BlueBerry in the washroom...