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[avadaniels]

And Shane left. He realized, when he was back in his room, that they hadn’t even kissed. He also realized, with horror, that he regretted that. — Heated Rivalry, page 115

[dawg4aday]

i'll give you one guess as to who mack is calling over

[bedsandbones-deactivated2026043]

mack acting nonchalant but paying attention to see if will is coming because he Really wants will by his side oh i'm so sure

[cassili]

will: [disappointed] "it bounced" mack: [unbearably gently] "i know, that was still a good try though"

thought it'd be as good a time as any to remember this particular moment

[hockeyt0nk]

funniest comment on this video

[mack-will]

yappers

↳ requested by anonymous

[czargasm]

For absolutely no reason, I'm dropping these pictures of Will and Mack at the 2024 Sharks Prospects Scrimmage here.

[thisfeebleheart]

"It's a long story."

Shane and Ilya through the years

[escapepodding]

The miscommunication in Heated Rivalry is because they're living in different romance types to begin with:

Shane: In some sort of Austen-esque existence where hjs ill-advised flirtation with a notorious rake goes too far. Scandalised by the intimate use of first names he flees, concerned what society and his goodly parents will think, his reputation at stake. He tries to find a proper marriage prospect but alas his heart is lost to the rake! But he finally follows his heart and invites Ilya into his home too (and accepts first name usage!)

Ilya: Smoldering in mirrors and out of windows and getting emotionally wuthered screaming Shane's name on a moor. My man is byronically going through it gothic style

[escapepodding]

Scott Hunter is trying to live his best modern rom com life and is side-eyeing the fuck out of these two. No idea what's going on there and franly doesn't want to

[finelytaylored]

MONTREAL METROS (minus hayden) NEED TO BE CATAPULTED INTO THE SUN

[snoopyetc]

There were no nice men in Montreal?

[corporation-cats]

[eastofshane]

ilya as woodstock

(ilya as woodstock (pt. 2)], (shane's version)

[academicblorbo]

Ilya meeting Shane's parents must be insane for them like. Mr Ilya "The Terminator" Rozanov, terror on ice and menace in bed, politely stands there. Your very shy son admonishes him for using the word "lovers" and Russia's Greatest Rage Machine just takes it.

You ask when this started and Mister Dickhead makes sure Shane is accurate about when they started this. How dare you stave off half a year of us, Shane?

You ask if they talked to Scott Hunter and Ra Ra Rasputin says that he, famous asshole extraordinaire went to talk to Patron Saint of Hockey Gays to offer him congratulations.

You ask if he has no loyalty to Boston and Mr Fucking Fuck San Francisco is like. Nyet

Your son is having a panic attack and Miike Snow Genghis Khan calls them "boyfriends" and it's your own extremely shy and sensitive and loving son that is like MY WHAT

[my-2nd-account]

The difference is that jealous Ilya looks homicidal while jealous Shane looks suicidal

[no-lovelorn-hazard]

@raccoonboywrites coming correct as always

[hrgifs]

ilya turning away when he cries / shane not letting him hide

[cloudabserk]

hockey is my best friend you guys

[sloanegabe]

SHANE & ILYA + parallels

[eastofshane]

supporting the shane x snoopy agenda