Chat I tried to make apple chips but they just look sad
they’re not crunchy rip
Method:
Shave apple into thin bits
cook in pan
add water
add sugar and salt
doesn’t work so nuke in microwave for 2 mins
put in fridge for 30 secs
still sad
rip
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Chat I tried to make apple chips but they just look sad
they’re not crunchy rip
Method:
Shave apple into thin bits
cook in pan
add water
add sugar and salt
doesn’t work so nuke in microwave for 2 mins
put in fridge for 30 secs
still sad
rip
MY WHOLE LIFE IS REDUCED TO SCREAMING AT FROSTING NOW
Mama I fucked up my oatmeal
There was that post a while back that called bouillabaisse "Javert Soup" or something... So I wanted to make some just for kicks and laughs, found a recipe that sounded nice, bought the stuff, set to cooking - with my mam. Bad mistake. She never sticks to recipes and it annoys me but most of all if it's something she's never cooked before. A true pet peeve of mine. So now we've ended up with a sort of fish soup thing that has - compared to the recipe - twice as much fish, twice as many mussles, and a bunch of random frozen frutti di mare in it. Don't ask where the veg is, I lost sight of it because that wasn't doubled.
It tastes good, but it's more a Javert Stew with an entire Javert in it. And it's just as much of a mess as he is.
To save any cooks and French people from a stroke, I won't post a pic of it.
my choclate chip cookies failed....
—meatless veggie hamburg steak
DO NOT FOLLOW
I Completely FUCKED UP
::ingredients (******failed!!) Black bean, soybean, oats, lentil bean, eggplant, onion, unripe hot pepper, oyster mushrooms, granulate yeast, whole wheat flour, paprika powder, black pepper, sea salt, soy source, soy bean paste, parsley, cumin powder, turmeric powder
//bake for 3minutes per side with middle heat.
Finally granulate yeast is arrived with some other good. It’s the first time to order ingredients from abroad US. Actually I found ‘granulate yeast’ at local online shop but the price was really high, much more expensive over x3(or more) than abroad online shop. I’m really satisfied of pretty good price, cheap shipping fee, super fast shipment and incredible safe packing. I Love it
Anyway I fucked up. It was terrible taste X/
It’s taste was bitter. I think vegetables need to be pre-heated before mix. Cause it was a little bitter taste. And too much of paprika powder was added to make a meat color. Also soybean paste was too much. Would be better except for cumin and turmeric.
Brown rice will make a taste more chewy and nutty maybe. Flour made the taste just sticky not chewy.
I think the ingredients of 30%beans, 30%mushrooms, 10% grind vegetables, 10%granulate yeast, 5% oats, 10% brown rice and 5%sauces will be good.
Gonna go make monkey bread Minnie's. Hope I don't almost set the house on fire again. Wish me luck
Maybe I should stick to noodles... :l