#failed cooking

[kindregardsfrommylifetoyours]

Chat I tried to make apple chips but they just look sad

they’re not crunchy rip

Method:

Shave apple into thin bits

cook in pan

add water

add sugar and salt

doesn’t work so nuke in microwave for 2 mins

put in fridge for 30 secs

still sad

rip

[sole-survivors-survival-guide]

MY WHOLE LIFE IS REDUCED TO SCREAMING AT FROSTING NOW

[equi-knox]

Mama I fucked up my oatmeal

[janacariad]

There was that post a while back that called bouillabaisse "Javert Soup" or something... So I wanted to make some just for kicks and laughs, found a recipe that sounded nice, bought the stuff, set to cooking - with my mam. Bad mistake. She never sticks to recipes and it annoys me but most of all if it's something she's never cooked before. A true pet peeve of mine. So now we've ended up with a sort of fish soup thing that has - compared to the recipe - twice as much fish, twice as many mussles, and a bunch of random frozen frutti di mare in it. Don't ask where the veg is, I lost sight of it because that wasn't doubled.

It tastes good, but it's more a Javert Stew with an entire Javert in it. And it's just as much of a mess as he is.

To save any cooks and French people from a stroke, I won't post a pic of it.

[littlepieceofmusic]

my choclate chip cookies failed....

[becyu-blog]

—meatless veggie hamburg steak

DO NOT FOLLOW

I Completely FUCKED UP

::ingredients (******failed!!) Black bean, soybean, oats, lentil bean, eggplant, onion, unripe hot pepper, oyster mushrooms, granulate yeast, whole wheat flour, paprika powder, black pepper, sea salt, soy source, soy bean paste, parsley, cumin powder, turmeric powder

//bake for 3minutes per side with middle heat.

Finally granulate yeast is arrived with some other good. It’s the first time to order ingredients from abroad US. Actually I found ‘granulate yeast’ at local online shop but the price was really high, much more expensive over x3(or more) than abroad online shop. I’m really satisfied of pretty good price, cheap shipping fee, super fast shipment and incredible safe packing. I Love it

Anyway I fucked up. It was terrible taste X/

It’s taste was bitter. I think vegetables need to be pre-heated before mix. Cause it was a little bitter taste. And too much of paprika powder was added to make a meat color. Also soybean paste was too much. Would be better except for cumin and turmeric.

Brown rice will make a taste more chewy and nutty maybe. Flour made the taste just sticky not chewy.

I think the ingredients of 30%beans, 30%mushrooms, 10% grind vegetables, 10%granulate yeast, 5% oats, 10% brown rice and 5%sauces will be good.

[ispeekrandom]

Gonna go make monkey bread Minnie's. Hope I don't almost set the house on fire again. Wish me luck

[eatmyarcane]

Maybe I should stick to noodles... :l