Letting our dog out in the morning and having to slam the door in order to get it closed.
Spouse: *startling awake, still groggy* "what was that?"
Me: "just letting the dog out, sorry"
S: "you startled me *rolled over and covered up in bed* bring me my fainting couch"
M: "calm down there Rarity, besides you need to get out of bed to get on the couch"
S: "you mean I gotta get up to get down?"











