#fairy-drabbles

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Fairy-Drabbles 42: Alice’s Adventures in Wonderland VI

by @ulmo80

Welcome to The Duchess, Bistro Restaurant, where you’ll be delighted with the best of the Realm’s gastronomy… if you don’t mind a bit of pepper.

We don’t use pork products

Note:  For those who don’t remember, The Duchess’ son transforms into a piglet.

You can read more on AO3: https://archiveofourown.org/works/16600925

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Fairy-Drabbles

By @ulmo80​

Chapter 7: Rapunzel

Problems with your hair? Doesn’t your maid achieve to model it to your liking? Tired of listening you look like the Mother of Dragons for using low quality wigs?

If you want to stand out at the next Royal Dance, Rapunzel is what you need. Wigs created and stylized with Rapunzel´s own magic hair.

Use Rapunzel and you’ll find your dream Prince.

Call now to the 1-800-RAPUNZEL. Our operators are waiting. Guaranteed quality.

The first 50 calls will get and additional wig, half the price.

Read it also on AO3 here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/16600925/chapters/41427710

Chapters: 7/? Rating: General Audiences No Archive Warnings Apply, Fairy Tale Retellings, Fairy Tale Elements, Drabble Collection, Drabble, Dark Humor, Humor Fandoms: My Crazy Ramblings Language: English

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Fairy-Drabbles 44: Alice’s Adventures in Wonderland VIII

by @ulmo80​

ARRAIGNMENT COURT ENCHANTED FOREST THURSDAY, MARCH 15

“Case 3547-28. The Crown against the Cards Two of Hearts, Five of Spades and Seven of Diamonds. The Prosecution submits charges on First Degree Vandalism and asks to be denied the right to bail. The accused were found in fraganti painting in red the white roses of a rosebush in the Royal Gardens.”

You can read more on AO3: https://archiveofourown.org/works/16600925

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Fairy-Drabbles 40: Alice’s Adventures in Wonderland IV

by @ulmo80​

Overweight leads to health problems that can range from difficulties in sleep and respiratory failure to heart disease, type 2 diabetes, a greater propensity to develop common cancers, depression, and shortening of life expectancy. That is why we recommend the Tweedledum and Tweedledee Weight Control Program, developed by a group of specialists in the area of health, under the supervision of the Doctors Tweedle, MD, which will help you improve your quality of life.

Take the opportunity to live better.

Note: Using the iconic chubby pair for this drabble may seem like a joke, but problems related to overweight are not. I enumerated a few compared to the list I found when researching.

Even though Tweedledum and Tweedledee are characters from Through the Looking-Glass, they are part of Alice's journey.

You can read more on AO3: https://archiveofourown.org/works/16600925

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Fairy-Drabbles 33: Thumbelina

by @ulmo80​

Wedding bells ring! Apparently, the well-known beauty heartbreaker, Thumbelina, is finally going to tie the knot. The socialité, favorite of the gossip and scandals pages due to the fall-through of her previous engagements, first with Mr. Toad’s son, whom she left at the altar, and later with the wealthy Mr. Mole, canceling the ceremony a couple of days before its celebration, has given her heart to the King of Flowers. Rumor has it one of the main reasons for this union is how handsome is the King when compared to her previous fiancées.

You can read more on AO3: https://archiveofourown.org/works/16600925

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Fairy-Drabbles 30: Jack and the Beanstalk

by @ulmo80​

After a week, victims are still found under the rubble produced as a result of the fall of both the giant and the huge beanstalk. “Jack the Destroyer,” as the common folk has begun to call him, is under the Crown Officers' custody, waiting to be judged with all the might of the law, due to his participation in the events that provoked the disaster. The gold eggs laid by the Goose he stole from the Giant will be employed in the recuperation of the affected zone.

You can read more on AO3: https://archiveofourown.org/works/16600925

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Fairy-Drabbles 32: Aladdin and the Magic Lamp II

by @ulmo80​

As he advanced through the desolation caused by his first desire, the terrifying melody born of whining, weeping, screams of pain, fear, and anger, accompanied each of his steps through the now unrecognizable place. Then, the only thing that occurred to Aladdin to help the victims was to ask for gold. "Gold can solve everything, right?" And so he did, desperate, without stopping to think about the details; he rubbed the lamp and before the genie finished materializing, he stated his wish:

“I want wealth ... Gold, silver, precious stones.”

Unfortunately, the genie was still upset. A thousand years alone, abandoned, forgotten. And now he was bossed around because they had their lamp? That insolent brat was sorely mistaken.

Gold and silver coins, sapphires, rubies, diamonds, emeralds and as many jewels as it could be imagined, began to fall on Aladdin's head like hail, hurting him. No matter where he took refuge, the long-awaited and now necessary wealth stoned him until there came a moment when he faded away because of the pain and ended up buried.

You can read more on AO3: https://archiveofourown.org/works/16600925

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Fairy-Drabbles 8: Trusty John

by @ulmo80​

FAMILY COURT ENCHANTED FOREST THURSDAY, JULY 26

“Your Honor aside from the Restriction Order against the King and his assistant, Trusty John, the Queen requires Full Custody of her children.”

Note: Here is another Grimm Brothers’ sweet tale. If you already read it, you will understand the Queen’s reasons. Otherwise, here you go Trusty John. I have no idea how this kind of trials work, so I beg you to forgive my mistakes. 

You can read more on AO3: https://archiveofourown.org/works/16600925