#fake life hack

[blanketburritotoro]

Ever heard of that hack where you sprinkle the inside of your jack o' lantern with cinnamon and then light a candle or fire in it and it smells like pumpkin cinnamon delightful loveliness.

I can confirm that that is a lie.

All I got was fire smell and a roomate concerned about a fire smell.

"If you're going to light fires in the house. Can you at least tell me before hand so I don't smell it and panic?"

Honestly fair. My b.

[regrettablewritings]

Life Hack 😉

Dress nicely and hide your eyes behind transition lenses. That way, it's harder for others to tell how often you're inwardly screaming and how concerning your sleep and eating patterns are ✨

[tarradash]

Life Hack

for that perfect skin, cleanse your pores by bathing in the blood of your enemies

[hashtagusefulshit-blog]

Useful Shit #4 - fake hack

The hack: if you have a gift card worth less than $10, the business is legally required to give you cash back.

The bullshit: this is only true in California.  Some other states have similar laws (check out the table below) but there is no unified law across the country.

Source: [x]

[hashtagusefulshit-blog]

Useful Shit #2 - fake hack

If your TOMS stink, I bet you've done some googlez to try to un-stink them.  You've probably seen something about putting them in the freezer to fix that rank ass smell.  Something about how freezing them kills the bacteria.  Let us explain why that's bullshit.

Bacteria do not give a shit about cold.  Not one single shit.  Plenty of labs store bacteria at fucking -80F, which is an actual (not metric, we're in America and we don't use units that make sense) fuckton colder than your freezer is.   As a side note, you wanna kill bacteria?  The only guaranteed way to do that is sustained temperatures of 165F or hotter.  Yeah, not good for shoes.