#fake wizard

[acebutnotthehardwareplace]

How to tell apart a fake wizard

their glyph of warding is just a bear trap with poison on the ends

their fireball is just a can of mace and a lighter

to cast find familiar they hide behind a tree and pull a dove from their coat

they carry a notebook that has misspelled names of spells, it doesn't even tell you how to cast them, it's just a list

they wield a sword with a taser attached to it and say that they cast magical weapon to get it

[cry-of-the-damned]

Hey can I fill someone's tower with hallucinogenic smoke to keep the hero's party out?

It'll take about a day if your tower is really tall

[marioxpfan]

[mythicalpeen]

Concept idea, I have a lot of them. But Steve Harrington being the literal prince of Hawkins. And having no interest in anyone what’s so ever his father hires a wizard to either A) make a love spell for his son to fall in love with someone or B) turn him straight because there was a suspicion. So instead of doing either of these Eddie, who lied about being a wizard ends up just kidnapping Steve for ransom money.

[brienneofhearts]

(Looking at a gay couple) so uhhhhhh... which one of you is the fake wizard and who is the loser liege lord