#fakebooks

[dossierfordrinkingalone]

The second book for my book club. Just as unhelpful as the first! #drinkingalone #doodle #fakebooks #selfhelp #goodluck #everythingsucks https://www.instagram.com/p/BwCh3fyFfil/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=rytqo0dm5c0f

[dossierfordrinkingalone]

Join my book club today! #drinkingalone #doodle #fakebooks #adulthood101 #goodluck https://www.instagram.com/p/BuZUcAVFnKw/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=aoesth5dzq0z

[supercellulaire]

#fakebooks #risikonull https://www.instagram.com/p/B8jJqk8o7ae/?igshid=rgl9mtu2o0gl

[vangoghsmangos]

If Stephen King wrote #StrangerThings #FakeBooks #coffeeandcontemplation #perksofboredom #photoshopandchill

[fakebookslibrary]

"It's a thought I've had in the back of my mind for years. I'm pretty sure I'm going to die alone." "I don't think so." "Really? Hey than.." "You're such a dick either you're going to be shot at close range or you're going to be murdered by someone choking the shit out of you." "....."~The Magical Negro of Vengeance,#fblimh

[fakebookslibrary]

           In 1988 there was no way you could find out what a cock ring was, unless you knew someone who knew what it was, without going to some gross porno store and having it explained to you by some pervert who was probably jerking off while he explained it to you.              You couldn't look that shit up in the Encyclopedia Britannica. Google didn't come out till 1997. Do you realize how awesome it is to be able to type cock ring from the privacy of your own home and come up with 2.5 million hits in 0.54 seconds explaining what that shit is? You can ask Google things like 'Why do women hate my 12" cock?', and you will find a mess, but among that mess will be serious answers to your questions.             What I'm trying to say is whereas before we were limited by our inability to get answers to our questions now we are limited by the fact that we don't ask questions at all when the answers are at our fingertips. We should have question parties where we drink while seeing who can ask the weirdest questions while getting a legitimate response (if you type why do Martian women hate my 12" cock nothing comes up.........because Martian women aren't real.........and no one has written any monster erotica about them either). You can ask questions like 'what does intersectionality mean to me as a (insert whatever here)?', or 'why do black people hate it when white people use the n-word?', or 'what is rape culture?', or 'what is sex addiction?' or 'why do my lovers keep trying to stab me in my sleep?'~He Typed As He Woke Up With Bleeding Stab Wounds.......Again or 88 Was A Dark Time For Cock Ring Research,fblimh

[fakebookslibrary]

"If all your friends quickly started going mad would it appear as a series of status updates that degenerated into nonsense on your feed? Or would it in fact mean that you were the one losing your mind and the madness was affecting your ability to read?" "IT'S TOO EARLY FOR YOUR POETICALLY CREEPY BULLSHIT! I WANT TO HAVE A NICE BREAKFAST! WHY CAN'T WE JUST HAVE A NICE BREAKFAST?!?"~Dating Oz,fblimh

[fakebookslibrary]

"I never loved you. I loved an illusion that wore your face, shared your wardrobe and said some of the things you like to say. I wanted to love you so much I filled so many parts of what I didn't know about you with assumptions that were pleasing to me. I never loved you. I loved the dream I made of you. I loved something that was never born and now I'm mourning it's nonexistence."~ All Your Heroes That Never Were or Worst Breakfast Conversations In Legend And Folklore,fblimh