#fakequotes

[dreameewriter]

Jesper avoiding his dad: I am running away from my responsibilities and it feels GOOD.

[kpop-baka]

jungkook:[on the brink of tears]

yoongi:

yoongi: you good?

jungkook:[squinting eyes] i- i scratched a pimple...

yoongi:[puts hand on his knee] just breathe through it..

jungkook:[heavily breathing]

[mynameismeowmeow]

Edward Elric: Fuck blue lives!

Winry: You are blue lives.

Ed: Fuck.

Ling: I'll fuck you!

Ed: AAAA WHERE DID YOU COME FROM?

Ling: The window :)

[galacticknight79-blog]

"I wanted to be a hero! That was until I realized you would always stand in my way, Kaachan you'll pay for all of it!"

-Villain! Izuku Midoriya

[bonkaip0rn]

Kai: Sorry Bon, you're too tiny. I can't be afraid of you when you're mad, it's impossible.

Bonnie: I'm gonna stab you, one day.

Kai: And I'm gonna be laughing too hard, it's not even gonna hurt.

[vronskies]

When wizards are dueling why don’t they just break the opponents wand in half when they’re done. Like at the fight in the Minsitry and whenever they were attacked like okay you win time to break their wands so they can’t use them anymore.

[yaminom]

Kyungsoo: Kai you're a great guy but I dont think you're my type.

Kai: I'm like ketchup, I go great on everything!

[baekhyonie-s]

Exo talking about picking up girls

Baekhyun: *laughing* Hey Kris hyung, remember when you were trying to seduce your orange juic-

Exo:

Baekhyun:

Baekhyun: *cries*