#fakecrime

[portablepossum]

I love how "fingerprint resistant" is one of the perks of this trash can... I can just imagine some sales man advertising this to serial killers as being the perfect trash can to hide those pesky pieces of evidence ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ

[inyourdreams364]

Black out drunk is the best way to drive because then you can't hear the pesky traffic lights telling you stuff like, "go slower" or, "please breathe into this box" or, "your blood alcohol content is over 18% we're taking you into custody"

[jaynathekillerfanpage]

" A 17 year old girl was found clothless and covered with bleach with serious burns on her flesh and her right eye hollowed out in a nearby alleyway. The name of the girl was jayna mitchelles and lived within a small neighborhood located in the United states of America, she had lived with her older brother and his roommate which shall both stay anonymous due to their own privacy rights. Police are still attempting to track down the killer but no evidence was found.

The body of jayna mitchelles had gone missing soon after the incident. Only one image has been taken since, the culprit has similar scarring as the victim, instead with stitches along their face. No fingerprints were left and only a message "dont fall asleep" was found at the location of where the crime had taken place. "

[thelibertyloft]

In case you missed it: A fake crime hat http://dlvr.it/SDyftK

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