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[pukicho]

Hey doctors, is it okay for me to never sleep and never go to bed and never feel rested and never feel content? Thank you, doc.

[inyourdreams364]

Me

[inyourdreams364]

Normalize playing videogames until midnight and then realizing how late it is and thinking about how you didn't have enough time to enjoy before the next day has to start, and so you end up accidentally staying up til 4 reading fanfiction and using Tumblr until you pass out and wake up at 11, thus wasting most of that day

[i-am-a-fish]

If there was a button

and when you press it you lose one random bone in your body

then.

how many times

would you press it

[inyourdreams364]

I don't think any honestly

[woman-becomer]

we need healing magic now

[woman-becomer]

hey guys, wanted to say thank you for letting me be insane online. it's been an incredible outlet for me

[inyourdreams364]

I don't remember following you, but yw

[inyourdreams364]

Sleep snorp

[inyourdreams364]

You people CANNOT just put a word before, "tober" and say it's a month long challenge. Like girlypops we have TOO MANY

[redstonedust]

i think you either just spawned here or hatched from an egg tbh

no i was birthed from the vagena? normal human style. i have a mothers like you. trust me.

[inyourdreams364]

Grown from the ground like a potato more likely

[pastelclownkitty]

MY OVARIES!!!!!!

[foralteregos]

Our*

[pastelclownkitty]

THEYRE COMMUNIZING MY FUCKING OVARIES!!!!!!!!

[foralteregos]

Our*

[pastelclownkitty]

GET YOUR HANDS OFF MY FUCKING OVARIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[foralteregos]

Our*

[pastelclownkitty]

I DO NOT CONSENT TO YOU COMMUNIZING MY FUCKING OVARIES!!!!!!

[foralteregos]

Our*

[pastelclownkitty]

yeah no i dont care if i have 121 followers youre not doing that to me

[i-give-you-a-fish]

You get a Common Clownfish

Amphiprion ocellaris

[pastelclownkitty]

you know what. i may be getting jumped by tumblrians but at least i have my clownfish. its me and you against the world buddy

[levil0vesyou]

Our clownfish

[pastelclownkitty]

I CANT HAVE ANYTHING IN THIS FUCKIBG WORLD

[inyourdreams364]

*puts hand on your shoulder*

OUR fuckibg world

[homunculus-argument]

9 out of 10 flightless birds are not to be fucked with. All animals have fight or flight and those fuckers don't fly. Their panic button only has one option and it's to kick the shit out of you.

[homunculus-argument]

The other 10% would be stupid easy to punt straight off the continent. Kicking one of them things would be so easy you'd do it by accident and then feel real bad about it.

[inyourdreams364]

I wouldn't feel bad.

[maniakminis]

quit your job

join my band of mercenaries

[notactuallyherefor]

How's the dental?

[maniakminis]

you can have all the teeth you can carry

[inyourdreams364]

Am I to assume arms will be provided for those without any then?

[infectiouspiss]

*aborted line cook voice* i'd go smoke in the alley... if i existed

[inyourdreams364]

Read this as abortion line cook. I don't even know what that would mean

[inyourdreams364]

Four hours until I need to get up to get ready for work. Incapable of sleep. Only solution: look at the hell site. Allow the dissonant screams to wash over me like a lullaby to a newborn's tiny ears

[inyourdreams364]

Still not asleep

[thwrangis]

has anyone ever actually seen a shareholder or are we just supposed to believe they actually exist

[inyourdreams364]

They're in my stew

[fujoshiwarrior]

it's kind of fucked up that pig is an insult considering that the pig is a humble and virtuous beast

[inyourdreams364]

Wrong. Gluttonous swine.

[hungwy]

Simple but interesting network name. Pleasing to the mind and spirit

[inyourdreams364]

My mobile hotspot is called domain expansion internet, and if my friends want to use it they have to do the hand motions and declare, "DOMAIN EXPANSION: INTERNET!!!" in the middle of public

[i-am-a-fish]

I'm laying in bed and I'm very cozy. I'm so cozy I could lay here for. well I could lay here for the entire night quite happily

[f4k3lu]

Try closing your eyes!! You may hallucinate cool stuff and wake up feeling refreshed!

[inyourdreams364]

DONT DO IT FISH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THE HORRORS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[demilypyro]

Going to the dentist is such an embarrassing experience. Sorry that my tongue is in the way. I'm sorry. I'm sorry for having a tongue

[inyourdreams364]

Foolish mistake. Lop it off for the stew.