Where Ya Girl Janice Has Been
Yes sweeties, Ms Janice Combs is back on the scene, crispy and clean!
Where have I been? Well besides providing security for Michelle Obama, going to red carpet events, holding court with the Celebrity Mama Mafia (which has undergone some membership changes, more on that later), and preparing for my next vogue ball?
I'll let you in on a little secret.
I am on a mission to find a wife for my son Sean.
Oh and let me clarify, a wife with a job or her own business. Which means NOT-Kim-Porter. Oh I've made no secret over the years she is not my choice in a mate for Sean, yes m'am. You know who will always be at the top of my list.
Let's just say recent events haven't exactly been an accident, okay?
However, I do have a Top 10 list of suitable candidates just in case "Operation Selena" ;-) doesn't work out. I'll be hitting you with that later.
Well that's all for now. Kaleena and Dawn from Dirty Money are coming over to wash and wax my Mercedes SLS coupe . What? They're still on the payroll!