#fakemiya

[oblyvn-a]

❛ mm , i don't like it . why d'you gotta leave so much , @fakemiya ?? it's painful being apart from my wife this long . ❜

[flowerconsumed]

clearly you dont own an airfryer, caster.

Sure I do! its call the emiya 9000 archer edition <3

[ardenssolis]

@fakemiya said (inbox):

" Ah, I don't need help in the kitchen. Thank you."

     ❝ARE YOU SURE? SURELY it is daunting creating dishes for everyone in this building. A pharaoh’s assistance could do wonders for you.❞ He crossed his arms, lips curled into a teasing grin right before he burst into a fit of laughter. ❝Relax, Archer! I have no intention of usurping you from the kitchen. Besides, I would much rather have food made for me than the other way around.❞ Because sometimes that too was just so, so much effort, and Ozymandias’ motivations came in spurts. Sometimes he was exceedingly lazy, and sometimes he was so motivated that – well…that could be a good or bad thing, depending. None of that was important, however. Archer was spared of being one-upped (delusional) in the kitchen due to the Sun King’s great benevolence and understanding.

[ardenssolis]

@fakemiya said (inbox):

is currently apalled by how ozy cooks

     ❝I MADE YOU STEW. Rejoice, Archer.❞ (Distant narrator vc: don't eat it)

[straye]

( stardew valley ) kogami its the end of the season but i need a melon or else thank you - emiya shirou, ( new chef in stardew valley who is probably running gus out of business )

This guy sure has the nerve to make demands of him when they’re deep into the season … but because Farmer Kogami is the world’s biggest people pleaser, ever groveling to Pelican Town’s needs, he makes great haste to get his grounds fertilized, moist, and planted into to fulfill Chef Emiya’s demand — ahem, request for a melon, though there’s no shortage of begrudging fervor. He likes this place and what he does

By the end of the week, the melon experienced miraculous growth speed and size, thanks to his meticulojus efforts. As soon as he knew Emiya unlocked his door, Kogami bounded in with a huge melon cradled in his arms. He doesn’t let Emiya speak first.

“How’s this melon, chef?”

[idolkills]

       ❝  i  like  to  believe  that  i  know  what  i'm  doing  !    it  gives  me  some  sort  of  confidence.  ❞    @fakemiya  ►  liked.