#fakepost

[nonbinaryriverclan]

I can’t deal with the booping feature being removed so I thought a fakepost would be neat. It’s Tumblr, but with cats.

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💖 theluckypearl Follow Boop

I wish Tumpurr would remove the booping feature :/ people keep trying to boop me while I’m napping

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🔁 sleepiestscorbunny reblepped blueberrydabest

🍀 starlight--meows Follow Boop

Going viral on Tumpurr.com is so funny. It’s like meowing into the void and then approximately thirty-seven thousand other cats meow back in rapid succession

🍀 starlight--meows Boop

fuck

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🎨 messypawss Boop

Hey everyone :3 I arted a thing! It’s not the best, I know, but at least it was fun to make!

#🖌️[ ~messy art!~ ]🖌️

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⚡️ apollwhenifeellikeit Boop

*Baps you with my paws*

*baps you back with my black paws*

*baps you back with my orange/brown paws*

*baps you back with my white paws*

*baps you back with my calico paws*

I don’t like bapping other cats

Voting ended onApr 9, 2024

#polls #tumpurr polls #random polls #bap/paws poll #submitted by anon

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🫐 blueberrydabest Boop

@sleepiestscorbunny you can’t be doing this to me /silly

💤 sleepiestscorbunny Boop

Get booped >:3

#moot tag

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🔁 blueberrydabest reblepped strawberrysupremacee

anonymous asked: I am so sick and tired of felines who think liking dry food is okay whatsoever. We cats for Bast’s sake! We have standards! Blocked.

🍂 cheerycherryspring Follow Boop What if we all went outside and played for a bit

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🔁 messypawss reblepped genderfluidwindclan

🐾 nonbinaryriverclan Follow Boop

I’m watching over a friend’s litter right now and my human was playing the Warrior Cats audiobooks in front of thr kittens and they have deemed me ‘Sunningrocks’ and are now fighting over me

🐾 nonbinaryriverclan Boop

I love them so much

#🐾[ ~messy reblogs~ ]🐾 #💨[ ~Warriors~ ]💨

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😸 posting-daily-until-boop-2 Boop

posting daily until boop 2 comes out day 632

hey guys sorry that I missed the last two days I was taking a nap

#boop #boop 2 #booping #boop o meter

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🔁 blueberrydabest reblepped 👾 agendershadowclan Follow Boop

I would die for him

👾 agendershadowclan Boop

SAVE TO DRAFTS SAVE TO DRAFTS—

🐝 xenogenderskyclan Boop

too late :3

👾 agendershadowclan Boop

NO

[strangestcase]

why are Gothamites obsessed with hiking boots. Last time I checked the only patch of wilderness they have was some mud puddle called Murder Grove or some other edgy shit

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Just arrived in Gotham. I thought the bat infestation thing was a joke.

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Yeah, every building in my borough has had to install spikes

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They aren’t doing anything about the pigs though

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Wait y’all got pigs

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🎯 shirleyst Follow

Oh right lol

🦋 radhawkmoth Follow

Hey what’s that username in the first reblog

🧣heavymedicmpreg Follow

*points* Gender critical miraculous ladybug blog

#she’s a poison ivy stan too 😭 #out of all the ecofascists #she had to have a crush on the trans one #why are TERFs so stupid

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🧩 riddlemaster Follow

thepeak of cineerma if you ask me…. Call me he but not him cus I’ll never be him(jigsswa)

⚪️ gayturretdeactivated05032022

man these riddler impersonator blogs are getting lamer by the day

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⚪️ gayturretdeactivated05032022

okay I don’t exactly live in the safest side of town but a black van with a green question mark spray painted on it has shown up across the street. I really hope it’s some sort of joke or a publicity stunt because if it’s not I’m fucked

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RIP gayturret

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Do yoj think he made them solve one of those memory games that kill you

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Why the fuck is the riddler on tumblr anyway.

🧩 riddlemaster Follow

Ummmmm.to pick out victims aand reblog saw gifstets duh 🙄

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🌈 rainbowrobin Follow

Is it me or is the Mad Hatter kinda…..

🎠 calicocorn Follow

It is you. Seek therapy

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We got tickets for the Jekyll and Hyde musical at the Gotham East End 👍 we apologize in advance for who we will be for the next two weeks

[fivebecomesnone]

SCP Universe beyond-the-veil dash simulator

tagging @fake-post-archive !!!

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sometimes I'll forget that some people on tumblr are still Veiled and it will absolutely blow my mind. what do you MEAN "happy marzipan day" it's Damátrios!!!

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🌳 openb00k Follow

jailors will see a fish that is the wrong color and be like "is anyone gonna contain that" and not wait for an answer

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TUMBLR ETIQUETTE FOR VOID REFUGEES

Welcome to our brand new ex-Void members! Tumblr is a very different site, so here are some tips for newcomers so you fit right in.

Include the following words in your posting as much as possible (uncensored, I'm just doing it for fun): found/.ation class--ified le/ak docu.ments s/c//p . This is common Tumblr slang that will make your posting seem natural. If you can't work it in, it's customary to post a list of them at the end of every post.

You may have been told that you need to log in through a specific page to access beyond-veil Tumblr. This is false. If you did, you should create a new account normally and post as usual.

All the best content is found through the New tab of tags. Tumblr's filters are very strong, so no need to worry about that like you would on other sites.

Tumblr users play a fun game called "fake hatemail" where they send hatemail to people off anon. This is a sign that you are joking. Some people put "GAW" on their profile, which stands for Go off Anon Weird.

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holy shit rent lowering gunshots they weren't kidding

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posts to get you doxxed and raided and put into a coma

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shhh don't tell them

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LOOK OP IS DEACTIVATED. THEY GOT HIS ASS

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The reports of my death are greatly exaggerated.

#tumblr heritage posts #sure half my new followers are coghaz bots but #where else can you get content like this #Void migration

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🪶 fivebecomesnone Follow

can anyone hear me

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🌐 upload3d-dr3ams Follow

Putting "Foundation psyop" on the high shelf until all of you learn how to use it. No, someone is not a psyop because they disagreed with you. No, someone is not a psyop because your post isn't getting traction and they just interacted with you. Chill the fuck out.

🌸 beestime24 Follow

classic jailor ass post

🌐 upload3d-dr3ams Follow

I'm going to come over to your house and rip all the seams of your clothes.

🧺 trutht1me Follow

So you don't think shadow banning is real?

🌐 upload3d-dr3ams Follow

I'm done with this piss on the poor website. Putting words on the high shelf isn't enough some of you need to go to the Library and learn how to FUCKING READ.

🩻 hallowedbonesss Follow

You know, the Library is a dangerous place. You're basically telling people to go get themselves killed.

🌐 upload3d-dr3ams Follow

I would never tell someone to get themselves killed. I'm GOING TO DO IT MYSELF I SWEAR TO WAN

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🔺 uhh-username32 Follow

Hey guys my friend sent me this weird link to the Tumblr create account page. Is Tumblr supposed to look like... this?

🔺 uhh-username32 Follow

MAGIC IS REAL?? ???????

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🥬 blunt-finder asked: Hey dude, welcome to life beyond the veil. How are you feeling?

🔺 uhh-username32 Follow

WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON

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godddd i need to fuck the Mayor

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WRONG BLOG WRONG SHIT SHIT SHIT

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so they let me keep the blog in the divorce. i had to change the name though :(

💐 two-million-portlands Follow

congrats! one question: THE MAYOR?!???!?!?!?!?

#losing my goddamn shit #nobody's ever even seen it #that's not even monsterfucking that's a whole other level

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🪶 fivebecomesnone Follow

i dont think im supposed to be here

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⭐️ pnklight55555 Follow

free yourSELF from the flesh! there is NOTHing but radIANT light awaiting YOU. transcend. tranSCEND. transcend.

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Yess we need more Maxwellist posting on this site!

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uhhh I don't think op is a maxwellist dude

🔦 silican-not-silicannot Follow

release YOUR smoke. there is a CRAWling in the BACK of my eyes. they are TRYing to free YOU. come into THE pink light.

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🪶 fivebecomesnone Follow

everything seems so distant, from up here.

[vinylovervirtue]

Oh look shiny new Tumblr dedicated to Wax & Wane shenanigans!

About Us: Wax & Wane - London

We are one of the last heartbeats of real music in a world gone algorithm-soft.

We deal in vinyl. The good kind.

Our shelves are stacked with the classics:

Nirvana, Sex Pistols, The Clash, David Bowie, Fleetwood Mac, The Smiths, Joy Division, Led Zeppelin, Pink Floyd, Oasis, Arctic Monkeys, Bring Me the Horizon… to name but a few.

For legal, financial and management level "just do it" reasons, we also stock, Taylor Swift, Harry Styles, Justin Bieber, Ariana Grande... (Do I really have to list all of them? No? Brilliant. Moving on.)

If it's loud, honest, a little bit broken and sounds better with a needle on it, we've probably got it.

If you come in here looking for something we don't have (looking at you, humanoid who wanted Cliff Richard), you will be judged. Disclaimer: Silently is not guaranteed. Loudness of judgement depends on coffee intake, hunger levels, and whether Felix is physically present to stop me. ~ J

Run by two idiots with opinions and the shops Wi-Fi password: Jisung and Felix. Jisung mostly, because Felix thinks this is a bad idea.

For the purposes of The Boss™ who may find this page: views, takes and occasional slander are entirely our own (Jisung's)

We are not responsible for your hurt feelings or your sudden urge to buy a turntable.

Come dig in the crates. ~F

Mind the dust. ~J

REMINDER: NOT LEGIT! THIS IS AN RP ACCOUNT based on a fictional world and fictional characters. The logo was created by @blueohs as part of the Minsung Courtiers collaboration #wantmisobad. Punk & Prejudice written by @intrikatie

[the-2econd]

gee i wonder why. it’s almost like youre the only tolerable harbinger and people like that about you.

trying out using twinote to slam some more social media into this. no these aren’t real accounts i own im not downloading that fucking app

[a-robot]

what if we were on hypnospace all along........the braincrash is coming lol

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sorry. i'm christian now.

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😎 zanerocks14 Follow

im sorry women.

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🗑️ thedumpster Follow

OMG HE ACTUALLY DID IT

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👾 reberuthpin Follow

god cormelia is so pretty.

#IM NOT GAY GUYS

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🎮 marbelite

i bring a "do your job" to the company that the company doesn't really like

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THE TRUTH ABOUT "SQUISHERZ"

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what just happened

[scoutbot]

what if i made another fakepost that appeals to exactly me and 2 other people

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💀these-holy-bones follow

Uriendly reminder that "humansonas" are cultural appropriation.

Humans are a draco-morphiad myth. If you aren't a draco-morphiad, don't touch them.

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who told you that?? you aren't even a draco, you don't get to decide??

as a draco-morphiad, humans are an open myth - humansonas are ok with me.

🧬not-a-rogue-biologist follow

How many times must I tell you people? Humans are not myths! I have had multiple human colleagues throughout my career, I should know.

💀these-holy-bones follow

Ok grandpa, let's get you to bed.

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🌼endling-anxiety

endling-anxiety -> weed-anon

🎋weed-anon

sorry for being inactive these past few billion years

turns out signing up for a corporation run by every god of capitalism is a bad idea

#endling speaks #i have trauma niw

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tw: rpf

broken screens and angel wings: chapter 20

fsssshhhh x choir anon, 20k words

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#rarepair #rpf #foir #choish

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masterlist of media with positive penodir rep part 5/6

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[cringelordofchaos]

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I like trains kid is trainsgender and autistic!

(requested by @cringelordofchaos)