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what if i made another fakepost that appeals to exactly me and 2 other people

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Uriendly reminder that "humansonas" are cultural appropriation.

Humans are a draco-morphiad myth. If you aren't a draco-morphiad, don't touch them.

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who told you that?? you aren't even a draco, you don't get to decide??

as a draco-morphiad, humans are an open myth - humansonas are ok with me.

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How many times must I tell you people? Humans are not myths! I have had multiple human colleagues throughout my career, I should know.

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Ok grandpa, let's get you to bed.

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🌼endling-anxiety

endling-anxiety -> weed-anon

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sorry for being inactive these past few billion years

turns out signing up for a corporation run by every god of capitalism is a bad idea

#endling speaks #i have trauma niw

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tw: rpf

broken screens and angel wings: chapter 20

fsssshhhh x choir anon, 20k words

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#rarepair #rpf #foir #choish

🤖 hal-9000-did-nothing-wrong

masterlist of media with positive penodir rep part 5/6

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man, tumblr would be crazy in skaiason combinatory lore

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is nobody going to talk about how problematic the skaiasons are?

not only do they gatekeep technology that could allow travel into completely different universes and timelines, but their ranks include several incredibly problematic people!

the least awful of them eats corpses, and it only gets worse from there.

🐜 ants-in-pants follow

you know the skaiasons are responsible for the technology that makes 90% of intergalactic society possible, right?

do you want us to just languish on our individual homeworlds?

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do you seriously think you guys wouldnt have eventually developed that technology on our own?

us selkie were in space centuries before your kind even evolved :/

💀 these-holy-bones follow

launchpad has a point, my species had already developed rudimentary space travel well before elgavan intervention.

but that aside, how dare op insult the sleeping god like that? do you think they can help their dietary restrictions??

besides, the crow eats people alive! i heard they ate the priest from my neighboring congregation, all they found in his chamber was a puddle of blood and some crow feathers.

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maybe we would have developed our own ftl eventually, but theres no telling what could have happened between now and then.

theres already evidence of thousands of sapient species that never made it far enough to join the intergalactic community because a meteor or gamma ray burst or something got them before they developed space travel.

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your entire species only exists because of elgavans, you cant really talk on this point :/

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excuse you, i have nothing to do with the skaiasons

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god?

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