Nov 20, 2021
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Not me sitting here wondering how much smut is needed for the final chapter of the The Wrong Guy...
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Alright all done! Happy birthday, here's your ficlet with miscommunication, fake dating, and general dorkiness!
"What do you mean you never told your family we aren't actually together?" Sam asked incredulously.
"I never got around to it." Gabriel replied. "Besides it doesn't matter now."
"It doesn't…" Sam took a deep breath. "Gabriel. Your family thinks we've been dating for over a year."
"Yeah so?"
"Gabriel."
"Look." Gabriel sighed this time and turned in his seat to look at Sam better. "What happened happened. We can't change that. Besides, I need a date for this wedding. And you owe me a favor."
Sam was quiet for a moment, giving it some thought.
"Fine."
That's how they ended up at another wedding for the cousin of Gabriel's cousin's cousin with everyone asking when they were getting engaged. After the third time, it got tired, and partway through the father-daughter dance, Gabriel disappeared to raid the last of the cake. Sam was asked, again, when they were getting engaged. He glanced over to Gabriel who was leaning over the table, stuffing pieces of cake in his mouth and looked back at the hopeful inlaw.
Sam mustered up the biggest smile he could this time and said,
"Oh! We already are!"
The look on Gabriel's face was perfect. His eyes became the size of saucers, and his jaw hung open causing bits of cake to fall out.
Before he knew what he was doing, Sam was giving details about the fictional wedding. Gabriel's relatives lapped it up, and Gabriel had to pull Sam away from them.
"Dude!" Gabriel exclaimed.
"What?"
"Why did you…"
"Well we've been dating for over a year. It was about time we got married." Sam said.
Gabriel stared at him for a moment.
"Oh so that's what we're doing." He replied.
"Seems like."
Gabriel suddenly made a dive for him, grabbing the lapels of his jacket and pulled him in for a deep kiss. There were "ooo"s and "aaah"s from a few people around him, and when Gabriel pulled away, he had a satisfied look on his face.
"That was…" Sam said.
"Yeah." Gabriel said, a bit breathless. "I... really wanted to do that."
"You did?" Sam asked.
"Well… yeah. Why do you think you're always my date to everything?"
Sam smiled a bit. "And you couldn't have done anything simpler like… tell me?"
"Oh, Sam-a-lam, when have I ever been simple?"
The Boyfriend Bargain
Title: The Boyfriend Bargain (1/2)
Author: @kelkat9
Pairing: Ten/Rose
Rating: Adult
Warnings: Drinking and cursing
Genre: AU, Human AU, Fake Dating
Summary: Rose Tyler, in search for inspiration and possible donations for her new exhibit, attended a few lectures at Gallifrey University. She never expected Dr. James McCrimmon, hot geeky and a little manic with enthusiasm for astrophysicss. As much as she fancied him, he showed no interest until she attended his department party when suddenly he declared Rose his girlfriend. Dr. McCrimmon, known as the Doctor, lacked what his colleague Dr. Donna Noble called, social graces. Especially around the Director for the Arcadia Institute Arts and Sciences Exhibition, Rose Tyler. His gob often got the better of him and when combined with Donna's need to relationship tinker, suddenly he made a deal to make one Rose Tyler his girlfriend...for work purposes only. Except somehow work functions turned into dinners with his friends, a movie night or two and one drunken proposal he never expected. What was one socially awkward Doctor and one hung-over fake girlfriend to do when fake relationship plans explode into a drunken proposal?
Notes: Based on a tumblr prompt that bit hard. Thank you to @onthedriftinthetardis and @skyler10fic for help with the pictionary game proposal. Thank you to @hellostarlight20 for the beta! All mistakes are mine since I tinkered after beta.Sorry about the line spacing. Nothing I've tried works and I don't have time to delete individual hard returns.
‘My jackass of an SO just sent me a text that said ‘we’re in an open relationship, right?’ and instead of break-up with him, you suggested that I introduce you as my second SO.’ au
Fake Dating Masterlist
i’m shocked at how few of these there are, and i feel like i have to be missing some??? pls send them in if i did. -Madi
we don’t believe what’s on tv by pastelmess (9/9 | 33092 | Mature)
Somehow Tyler and Josh find themselves in a world where they’re actors on a TV show about their lives. Not only that, but Josh is pretty darn sure some creepy shop owner cursed them.
it's always sunny in ohio by heyitsbabz (10/10 | 26797 | Not Rated)
“Uh, my date—my date is, uh.” Tyler stutters, feeling his cheeks flush. “Can’t it be a surprise?”
“Absolutely not.” His mom eyes him like a hawk, waiting for him to make the wrong move and it doesn't help that Tyler’s brain just keeps shouting abort mission!
“Spill, Tyler.” Maddy leans forward, her elbows resting on the table.
“Josh,” Tyler blurts out, his eyes widening as soon as it's out of his mouth. “Josh is my date to the wedding. Are you happy now?”
as if! || joshler ✔️ by probablyshippingit (21/21 | 25501 | Teen and Up)
'it's like i could never get rid of you, huh, joshua dun?"
Half Alive by tjstar (1/1 | 12265 | Explicit)
He never feels okay.
No One's Going to Heaven, Baby by sundaze (1/1 | 8498 | Teen and Up)
You're my sibling's best friend and I absolutely hate you but you pretend to be my boyfriend to piss off my family AU
Stay with me by Pollarize (1/1 | 4620 | General)
!!!Alone on Thanksgiving? Mad at your dad? Want to get back at an ex?!!!’
Seeking a husband by TwoBoysInABand (1/? | 2560 | Mature)
Josh Dun is set to inherit a large amount of money from his late grandmother.
But..
There's a catch.
When We Gonna Stop with It by iktwabrokenbone (apiculteur) (1/1 | 2146 | General)
Tyler and Josh pretend to be dating to piss Mark off. (Seriously, guys, that's the only reason.)
took a chance by horsetrackhiggs (1/1 | 1008 | Teen and Up)
anonymous asked: joshler + fake dating
Im convinced every boy who faked asked me out in elementary school had a crush on me and were just fucking cowards.