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‘If I don’t take this very important item from you in the next twenty-four hours, all of my family will die. You’re willing to give it to me but I’m not sure if the price you’re asking for is better then theirs.’ au
‘I come out to my friends and them, being the awesome people they are, decide to take out me out to a gay bar in celebration. Which is where I meet you.’ au
‘You’ve been stressing about graduation and colleges and I’ve been stocking up to go on a cross-country post-school roadtrip. One day, out of the blue, I decide to ask you to join me. Even more surprising, you say yes.’ au
‘I’m a regular face around the precinct but for all the wrong reasons. All of the older timers are immune to my charms but then I meet you, the rookie on the force, and oh how you blush so pretty.’ au
‘I am desperate to save my parent -- so desperate that I’ll resort to any measure, even a legend of a magical person who will grant me any wish in exchange for a heavy price. I traverse the treacherous landscape to get to you and... You’re nothing like what I expected.’ au
‘I have recently inherited the crown to my kingdom and meet you, the ambassador from the nation we have a long and tense history with. I quickly fall for you but the internal politics of my country, coupled with the rising tensions between ours, threatens to tear us apart.’ au
‘Dude, are you okay? This is the fifth time this month I’ve head to arrest you on a drunk and disorderly. I’d really prefer not to continue dragging your ass down to lock up so if I can help you in anyway, or get your help, please let me know.’ au
‘We’re sports coaches for rival high schools. The games between our schools are some of the most attended due to the intense rivalry the local news stations regularly interview us about it. Little does anyone know, we’re married.’ au
‘I’ve never had much money and mostly given up on my college dreams. I’m too old, too poor, too unmotivated. But then you, a professor for the local uni, stops by my place of work and we start talking. Somehow the topic comes up and you offer to sponsor me through. I have to wonder... Is it a deal too good to be true?’ au
‘I had a crush on you in the third grade but then you moved away and we never had the chance to speak again. Or so I thought because when I move out of state for college, you’re there too.’ au
‘Magic is old and it’s on the way out. Only a handful of families still have it and I’m the first-born of one of them. It’s expected that I marry into one of the other families but I don’t want to. I want to marry you, a perfectly normal human. Or so I thought.’ au
‘I try to be a very good neighbor -- properly vent my apartment when I’m making potions, only summon familiars during business hours, and to keep the windows free of any obvious paraphernalia. Of course, it doesn’t always work out and when my latest potion backfires, it literally blows a whole through my floor and you’re ceiling. So, uh... Sorry about that. Please don’t tell the landlord before I have a chance to fix it and don’t touch the glowing slime.’ au
‘Most celebrities keep their soulmate marks hidden to avoid crazy fans trying to claim they’re their one and only. One day you slip up on live TV, revealing your mark, and I nearly have a heart attack. It’s an exact match for mine and I don’t even know what to think.’ au
‘I work in a cheap theater, trying to make ends meet while doing what I love. I’m not the best performer there but I catch your eye one day. You’re apart of the upper-class, overflowing with wealth I can only dream of, and I have no idea why you’re interest in lowly old me.’ au
‘I accepted a long time ago that I didn’t have a soulmate; when everyone else’s marks started appearing, my skin remained stubbornly unblemished. Now years later, you stumble into my life. I fall hard for you but you have a mark.’ au
‘Some superpowers are so small that you’re barely more than normal. Some are so great (and terrifying) that you have to spend your life away from the public. I fall into the latter but then, one day, you show up as the new cleaner and you’re powers -- which have never amounted to anything before -- start to cancel out mine.’ au
‘In a world full of superheros, it sometimes feels weird to be normal but that’s what I am and that’s what I prefer to be. So when you, in a science experiment gone wrong, give me powers, you bet I’m pissed. I don’t care how cute you are as you stumble over your explanations -- you need to fix this now.’ au