#falconbeaks

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Beaks: Would you hate me if I started calling you daddy?

Graves: You mean you don't already?

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Beaks: Graves! I need you!

Graves: I'm here what do you....*blushes* why are you in your underwear?

Beaks: You promised to read me a story.

Graves: Ugh! Fine!

Beaks: And remember, you have to do it in "uniform"

Graves: *grumbling* wait here

*Graves comes back dressed as Gizmoduck*

Beaks: Yeah, that's what daddy likes.

Graves: Didn't you discover the secret identity of Gizmoduck? Why do i need to wear this?

Beaks: It wasn't the man i was attracted to, it was the motif. Now come give daddy a happily ever after~

Graves: *blushes*

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Boyd: Daddy where do normal kids come from?

Beaks: That's an easy question, they come from...*mouth gets covered by Graves*

Graves: Sorry about that, how about asking another question, Boyd?

Boyd: Ok.....where did i come from?

Graves: Uhh....

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Beaks: Graves i made a kid.

Graves: That's physically impossible

Beaks: No i mean i literally made a kid.

Boyd: Hi, I'm Boyd nice to meet you.

Graves: ..... I think my heart just skipped a beat.

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Beaks: Graves I'm bored.

Graves: Well what do you want me to do about it?

Beaks: Seduce me.

Graves: What *chuckles* I'm not going to seduce *gets slapped by Mark*

Beaks: *puts on a dress* Seduce me!

Graves: *blushing*

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Beaks: Do you know what i can do with this beak?

Graves: A lot of things I'm not allowed to say out loud and can only think them.

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Beaks: Graves! There's a spider in my room, carry me away from it

Graves: Ugh...fine *carrying Mark*

Beaks: ...I think your fingers are touching my butt.

Graves: *blushes* oh sorry about, I'll remove them.

Beaks: No! Keep them there, i love the sensation it gives.

Graves: You are sick.

Beaks: Yeah I'm sick alright, lovesick baby! Woo.

Graves: *blushing*

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Gladstone: *making a phone call* Hello Mark, it's you know who. Just wanted to how you've been since hehe you know~.

Graves: Um....who is this?

Gladstone: Gladstone Gander, you handsome sounding stranger. Hey can you ask Mark to come to the phone I have something to tell him.

Graves: Um...I would but.

Mark: *tags in the call* Hey Gravesy~.

Graves: Mark! Where are you calling from?

Mark: I'll never tell hehe.

Gladstone: What's going on handsome stranger?

Graves: It's Mark, he's somehow found a way to turn this into a threeway.

Gladstone and Mark: Ooh~

Graves: *blushing* Call, threeway call.