May 28, 2019
𝙳𝚊𝚢 𝟷: 𝙁𝙖𝙠𝙚 𝙙𝙖𝙩𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝘼𝙐
↳ Based on the Falice FF that I posted on AO3. Here’s the link
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𝙳𝚊𝚢 𝟷: 𝙁𝙖𝙠𝙚 𝙙𝙖𝙩𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝘼𝙐
↳ Based on the Falice FF that I posted on AO3. Here’s the link
Sweet Taste (Falice)
“This is stupid,” Penelope announced.
Sierra barely spared her a glance. “You think everything is stupid.”
“This is especially stupid,” Penelope argued, kicking her heels against the leg of the table she was currently perched on. “Don’t you think this is especially stupid?”
Hermione raised a brow. “How exactly is testing brownie recipes for our bake sale stupid?”
“That’s not the stupid part,” Penelope said. “The fact that we’re having a bake sale is stupid.”
Gladys laughed. “Do you actually want to have to share equipment with the boys? Don’t you want our own balls?”
“That’s just it, though,” Penelope said, and the fact that she didn’t rise to Gladys’ pointedly dangled bait shows the depth of her irritation. “We’re trying to raise money so we don’t have to work with the boys. How is a joint bake sale helping us achieve that?!”
Hermione smiled. “It’s not our fault,” she said mildly, measuring out neat tablespoons of sugar. “It’s school policy.”
“Yeah, unless you wanna wait till next month so we can have our own fundraiser,” Sierra said, stirring a large bowl of cake batter.
Penelope rolled her eyes. “Whatever. Did you hear the news? The fake princess said that if Jones tries to talk to her, she will punch him in the face. The same thing goes for Cooper. Do you believe that?”
"Is Alice threatening to hit Cooper again?"
Everyone glanced up at the sound of FP's voice, its owner trailing after Alice as she entered the room.
When nobody talked, he turned towards her with a boyish grin. “Are you?”
"Always," Alice said with a scoff. "I'd say he deserves it, too."
FP grinned. “Who would have said that the princess had teeth?”
Alice shot him a look but didn’t say anything. Then he added more seriously. “But if he annoys you again, I’ll punch him.”
“Isn’t there a clause in the captaincy code that requires you to defend his honour or at least pretend to?” Sierra asked him with a smile on her lips.
“Oh Sierra, he doesn’t care aha. He would do anything for Alice, even lose his role as captain-“
“Isn't it romantic? The other day I saw him brushing a strand of Alice’s hair behind her ear.” Mary had the heart-eyes while she was talking.
“Ew.”
“Don’t say that Penelope, I found it rather cute.”
“You find everything cute, bloody mary.”
“But you should have seen the look in her eyes. She also blushed and-“
“Can you all stop talking about me and Forsythe Pendleton Second in the third person like we aren’t even here?” Spat a furious Alice. Then she turned towards FP, who had stayed silent while watching the whole exchange with a boyish grin on his face.
Alice saw it and she became angrier. She knew he was wearing that look because he was so proud of himself and she didn’t like being described as a virgin schoolgirl with no experience that blushed in front of FP Jones. “Don’t flatter yourself, Jones. I wasn’t blushing and the two of us aren’t even together.”
For an instant, she fought that she had seen hurt in his face, but that moment didn’t last long since the playboy started to laugh. “Don’t be so dramatic, Smith.”
“Anyway, I don’t believe that the fake princess and the failed playboy are together,” Penelope said while straighten herself up to validate her point. “Plus, didn’t you say that you’ll punch him in the face too? Or was that code for ‘banging him’ like a slut, indeed you used it even for Cooper. Do you open your legs so fast or-“
“Hey. Quit it." FP said gritting his teeth.
He had seen Alice tensed and he knew that if he didn’t intervene there would have been a fight between girls and he didn’t have time for that. He told himself that that was the reason why he had stopped Penelope in the first place, and not because in his mind there were starting to form images of Alice and Hal in a bed while he was kissing his Alice. No, she wasn’t his. And he wasn’t hers.
Yes, he did that only because a fight between girls was annoying. Maybe if he continued to tell himself that, he will start to believe it.
“Jones is right, Penelope. A joke is a joke when it doesn’t last long.” Hermione said with a smile on her lips. “We should go back to our tasking, that is baking.” She added quickly when she saw Penelope and Alice sharing angry looks.
There were a few minutes of silence while the girls turned to their task. FP was watching Alice silently, while she gave him slide glances that didn’t escape to Penelope. Annoyed by them she started to complain again.
“What's he doing here?" she asked Alice while pointing her finger at FP. “The two of you came here together.” She added just to be more bitchy.
Alice rolled her eyes, but before she could have the chance to answer Mary left a giggle causing her to stop from talking.
“What now?” She asked Mary. The redhead looked at Hermione and then back to the blondie. She looked embarrassed and she was red in the face like a child who was caught by her parents doing something that she shouldn’t have to.
“Well?”
“Emh. Hermione and I were saying that it could be cute if the two of you wear the same t-shirt during the day of the competition so you won’t look only like the captains but also like a coup-“
“Ok, stop it. Now!”
[ continue to read it here ]
~~Take Me By the Heart~~
Written by northern-serpent; Graphics by @samantha-167
Summary: Alice S Cooper has spent her entire adult life building her media empire around her wholesome image. FP is a former one-hit wonder from the 90s who faded into obscurity. Only now, much to Alice's annoyance, he's making a comeback. With the world watching their every move, what could possibly go wrong? A Falice Hollywood AU.
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I've been working on this for quite some time, and I've decided I want to have it complete before I start posting it on AO3. However in the spirit of FaliceAUweek2019, here is a excerpt of what's to come..
FALICE AU WEEEK 2019
Mark your calendar, ‘Tis the season of The Falice AU week ;)
It will take place from the 27th May to the 2nd June (plenty of time for you to wipe up something).
The prompts are the following:
Day 1. Fake dating/marriage AU
Day 2. Young AU
Day 3. Co-workers AU
Day 4. Post-break up AU
Day 5. Free day
Day 6. Magic AU
Day 7. Inspired by a song
Every kind of works are accepted (FFs, arts, manips, vids, edits, gifs, playlists, incorrect quotes).
Please, respect the days orders! Don’t post all your stuff at once, how tempting as it may be!
Come and join us in fandom madness, we will have fun I swear! The more, the merrier! Don’t be shy, don’t be scared!
When you post, use the “FaliceAUWeek2019” hashtag within the first 5 tags, so it will be easier to track all the news, uploads and works.
And if you post your arts or fics on AO3 also use this one to the letter so we can have an easy place to find our stuff.
Also, you can post your works everywhere you want or prefer (Tumblr, Instagram, FF.nt, AO3, etc.)
SPREAD THE WORDS! -
—> If you have any questions, doubts my DMs are open
𝙳𝚊𝚢 𝟸: 𝙔𝙤𝙪𝙣𝙜 𝘼𝙐
↳ I also posted a one-shot on AO3 on giulyshipsarelife
Summary:
Penelope rolled her eyes. “Whatever. Did you hear the news? The fake princess said that if Jones tries to talk to her, she will punch him in the face. The same thing goes for Cooper. Do you believe that?”
"Is Alice threatening to hit Cooper again?"
Everyone glanced up at the sound of FP's voice, its owner trailing after Alice as she entered the room.
When nobody talked, he turned towards her with a boyish grin. “Are you?”
FaliceAUWeek2019
If there is a Falice week where the main themes are AUs, will anyone be interested in it?
All the works would be accepted:
- FFs ( long-shots, one-shots, song-fic, drabbles, flash-fics)
- Fan-arts
- Edits ( video edits, vines, edited images, manips, aesthetics)
- Gifs
- Incorrect Quotes
Etc..
It could be in May so there will be more than a whole month to get ideas and create the works.
Would anyone like to participate at this?
I thought about the AUs and I have some propositions. If anyone is interested RT this or/and leave a comment and then I will make another post.
Just a favour
[Pairing: Fp x Alice, Riverdale. Fake dating AU]
They say that one really falls in love only once in a lifetime and at this point, Alice is more than certain caffeine is undoubtedly the love of her life.
She knows every single code of the machine on the second floor of her office by heart, so much so that by now she doesn't even remember the real names of the various types of coffee. When she goes in front of the machine she thinks “mmmh I could take an 04 today, with sugar level 3 "; probably if she went to a real bar she wouldn't even be able to tell the bartender what she wanted.
This morning she is in the relaxation room on the second floor (for a change) and on the radio, they are broadcasting a song that she is sure to have already heard somewhere. It has a good rhythm, and Alice finds herself moving her hips slightly with music while waiting for her 04 sugar level 3 of the day to get ready.
The break room has two small machines, which is a great relief as the queues are avoided, but also a huge waste of space given that almost nobody besides her takes a coffee every morning. Which makes her morning extremely solitary, but also extremely pleasant.
Alice is still dancing, allowing herself to sing even the words in playback, putting body and soul into the performance, when suddenly someone enters the tiny room and heads for the free machine on her left without lingering over.
She suddenly freezes, praying and re-praying all the Hindu gods present that the man had just not seen her shaking her pelvis at the sound of "You're indistructibleeeee always believiiiing".
When she finally manages to recover from the embarrassment and her corner of the eye manages to see the face of the new intruder, Alice must restrain herself from not letting out a noisy “ugh” from her mouth, because the intruder just entered is none other than Mr Forsythe Jones himself.
"Good morning, Alice," he greets her, without even looking at her.
"FP...."
She and Fp don't like each other very much, in fact, she can even say that they hate each other. They have been working together for three years, but their hatred goes back many years before they became colleagues, precisely to an embarrassing and prehistoric past back in 2010, when Alice was fifteen and her sister Penny was in her last year of high school. Alice had been single for a lifetime and Penny had just become engaged to the most disputed boy in the school, the beautiful and reckless FP Jones, the star of the school, the one that all the girls craved.
Her sister and FP had been together for only five months, until he decided to break up with her on their graduation day, just to go to Australia to pursue his dream of studying Aboriginal languages.
The story between her sister and FP seemed to have ended there, except that, seven years later, she and her sister's ex had found themselves by chance working for the same publishing house in the same office and in the same area at London.
The first thing Alice had told him when they met had been, "Why aren't you in Australia?" And FP had replied with a sarcastic: "There were too many snakes".
Alice and the boy who had broken her sister's heart into a thousand pieces to go to Australia and then return to England seven years later found themselves (obviously) working on the same level, but after three years in close contact in the same office, even now it is rare for them to speak. (And if they do, it's almost certainly just an excuse to argue).
The fact is that Alice does not like Fp for three main and very sensible reasons: the first obviously concerns what happened between him and Penny in high school and, although they did not speak much then, his attitude towards her sister was absolutely unacceptable.
The second reason is a bit more recent, namely the fact that, by spending almost every day together, Alice realized that she and FP Jones are two completely different people. FP Jones is one hundred and eighty centimeters of pure bliss and love for himself that is too exaggerated, he is a slobby person and he loves beer. Alice Smith is one hundred and sixty-two centimeters, she loves to change her hairstyles every week, her main features are that she loves frozen yoghurt, coffee, high heels and she absolutely hates beer, preferring wine. FP is twenty-seven years old, originally from Brighton, but lives in Camden is the son of a CEO and has lived alone for six years in an apartment with three bathrooms and two kitchens.
Alice is twenty-five, living alone for a few months in an apartment in Greenwich, her parents have a small pub called is Pop’s and she doesn't even have a kitchen in her house.
The third and final reason, on the other hand, concerns the novel that Fp published a month ago with his own publishing company which became a best seller in a few weeks.
It could have been a fact that Alice would have easily ignored, except that it was her dream, that was what Alice had been trying to finish for more than two years, and FP Jones stole her dream, stole her dream and then he took all the credit.
Alice has been preparing her novel for two years, with sleepless nights, working on every word and mulling over each sentence until it becomes perfect, two years in which she dreams of becoming a bestselling author herself, and she cannot conceive of the fact that someone who hates so deeply has managed to reach her goal before her.
At this point in her life, Alice came to hate and envy Fp Jones with all of herself, so much so that she hardly even tolerates his presence.
Today FP wears an elegant suit, as usual, complete with a tie and a steel watch on his wrist, which makes him look more like a Gucci model than the employee of a publishing house.
Alice quietly admits that FP is really an attractive guy, with his black hair always in order, those perfectly shaped eyebrows that make her die of jealousy every time she sees him and his face always and in any situation completely shaved.
The problem is that FP is handsome and knows that, which makes him even more unbearable in Alice’s eyes.
He has always known he was beautiful, since high school when the girls died behind him and Alice spent day and night studying how it was possible for a male to have such damned perfect eyebrows.
FP gives her a quick smile, then takes a few seconds to go to the machine next to her and press 08 for his coffee.
Decaffeinated, Alice acknowledges. That sucks, she thinks.
"Look, I need you to do me a favour this weekend," he says suddenly, bringing his plastic cup to his mouth as soon as the machine tells him he's ready.
Alice looks up, slightly surprised. They've known each other for almost ten years and it's the first time Fp has come to her for a favour.
"Oh, okay. What is it?."
"I need you to come to Brighton with me for three days and pretend to be my girlfriend in front of my family."
Alice stares at her colleague in silence.
[...]
Continue to read it on AO3
Falice AU Week Day 1: Fake Dating/Marriage
I’m cheating a bit. I didn’t have time to come up with anything new, so I’m going to link you guys to Elope, a fic I wrote in August 2018.
Summary: Basically it starts like this: “We need to get married.”“Um why?”And then it escalates from there. Read it on AO3.
When i wrote it, I still hadn’t finished watching Season 2. I was basically running on spoilers. I just wanted to write something with a lot of miscommunication and denial and I think I did okay.